oozey mess
Not today Justin
trying on a metaphor
ojovivo
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
NASA
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tannertan36
Origami Around
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if i look back, i am lost
occasionally subtle
Sweet Seals For You, Always
hello vonnie
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
we're not kids anymore.
Sade Olutola
AnasAbdin
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@eolgani
eolgani replied to your post: today at work i thought i had to fart…
gross.
(i mean the farting part.)
im gonna fart on you in a minute mister
farting is a natural body function and when a guys had nothing to eat but half a cheeseburger and half a cup of soup he might need to rip one out
you fart too like last week when you watched a youtube video and laughed so hard you tooted
it's still gross.
whenever john gets mad at me he just pinches my leg hair and gets super serious
like you can FEEL the tension drop and his eyes just get hard and cold and his voice lowers down into this monotone sound of doom and he looks me in the eyes and gives me an ultimatum that will define my life
“odds or evens.”
it's true.
um hell yeah ill use that like 300 lb slab of muscle and hair made in your likeness
he looks just like me.
hehe.
i am so bored
i think i might play around with this wwe game i got for like $1 the other day
use the one you made of me.
goddammit
yeah, jeez.
bad food is easier for me to make and i dont want to be the dbag thats like hey john can you make me lunch hey john its dinner im hungry hey john i want muffins do you think you can do the thing
but then it doesnt work out right
dude. leftovers.
oh man i ate some campbells vegetarian vegetable soup and now i dont feel so good
why do you always eat bad food when we have a ton of good food in the apartment?
YES HELLO 911 I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AT MY OWN JOKES
Old Time Rock and Roll by Bob Seger
Our local animal rehab center just posted pics of this owl who got rescued
And I really can’t with him
oh my god
What even
They tried to make me go to rehab
I said no, no, no
verrai replied to your post: verrai replied to your post: i don’t even know...
I have a photoblog, an inspiration blog, and a writing blog. Nothing too spectacular.
oh, ok.
verrai replied to your post: i don’t even know what blogs to follow.
Tumblr Radar always helpfully suggests my other blogs. Either it thinks I’m a narcissist or a hermit.
rose, how many blogs do you have?
i don't even know what blogs to follow.
i’m on a journey of self-discovery
ok i think the story is done.
George Michael’s Faith is stuck in my head.
“Well I guess it would be nice
if I could touch your body.
I know not everybody
has got a body like youuu.”
