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sports commentators will say things not even God can conceive of
people go on and on about loving the idea of devotion to the point of consumption and how love will swallow you whole and turn you into something that is equally starved and also wholly satisfied. but when I, charles marc herve perceval leclerc,
can someone explain to me why on the f1 app all the drivers have like super long super thoughtful quotes for their biographies like these
and then this is all they can do for max and fernando
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car murder in australia qualifying for a p20 start. DNF in china. DSQ from NLS2. Q2 exit in japan. retirement talks. media drama. engine too strong to qualify for ADUO meaning the dogshit car is all down to the chassis. car overweight as hell with no quick fix. rumours that the team are already focusing on the 2027 season. gp leaving. all in the span of a month. what the fuck.
love isn't real btw. get divorced. go even balder. wear orange
don't cry because it's over. attack. attack everything around you. do spin attacks
and i’ve been afraid of changing cus i built my life around you but time makes you bolder even children get older and i’m getting older too
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2026 Japanese Grand Prix – Photo by Artur Widak
VERSTAPPIE NEWS BULLETIN - 3rd EDITION
SUZUKA 2026:
qualified eleventh (persistent problems with downshifting all through fp &both q1+q2; car has understeer but also oversteers in corner entry)
medium tyre start (two-stop plan, hards next, everyone but bottas on same strategy)
held position at the start; up to p9 in two laps, overtaking occon and hadjar
brief lap two battle with hadjar who tries to gain position back, gets alongside quickly, max keeps ahead
into p8 on lap five, gasly ahead. ~0.5 gap which we struggle to close, car significantly lacking pace compared to alpine.
you read that right!
lap sixteen norris (ahead) pits and we artificially gain track position, lap eighteen leclerc (also ahead) does the same. p6, gap to gasly 5.8
piastri comes through pits and comes out behind us but overtakes again easily
bearman has a bad crash on lap twenty-two (he's okay). safety car. we take the free pit along with the rest of the field (onto hards as planned). exit pits in p8.
safety car ends lap twenty-seven. right at restart we pressure gasly, coming alongside twice, but gasly peels away on pace without even having to really defend.
max is able to keep the gap close (~1.4) for eight-ish laps but we drop away on every straight, no opportunity to overtake, and then gasly's gone into the distance again.
lap fourty-nine max claws past pierre for roughly one eighteen-hundredth of a second but ofc this used all our battery and then gasly retakes. max waves as he passes... we're cooked. pierregatory.
max attempts last second overtake attempt on final straight and the car locks up :]
finished p8!
teammate: qualified p8, finished p12.
I saw Max Verstappen at a grocery store in Monaco yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen kinder eggs in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the eggs and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each egg and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly :/