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sindar-princeling

let Gandalf say fuck

mightymessenger

*gandalf voice* fuckin dwarves

sindar-princeling

*gandalf voice* fuckin elves

svogliata-mente

*gandalf voice* fuckin balrog

lady-byleth

*gandalf voice* fucking fool of a took

svogliata-mente

*gandalf voice* fuckin denethor

sindar-princeling

*gandalf voice* fuckin valar

xximaxlotrxx-blog

*gandalf voice* fuckin hobbits

eolixns

*gandalf voice* fuckin men

fairyshire

hoppipollas

tolkiensource

amazingmars

self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the Fucking void

the-official-nasa

May we suggest a Soothing Bath™ instead

quixiiify

Make Some Pocket Extenders for Your Pants

So I don’t know about you, but I’m often frustrated by the ridiculous smallness of girls’ pockets. At a bare minimum, I need to be able to shove my cellphone in there - come on, pants companies! So what I started doing was making myself pocket extenders. I’ve done this several times, for pants and shorts. It’s great.

I just got this pair of jeans, so I thought I’d show you how to do it. I kind of feel like it just hasn’t occurred to some of you that this is an option, so maybe now it will. All you need is your pants, some fabric (I just took a random piece from a scrap bin), a needle, and some thread (thread doesn’t even need to match the fabric since literally no one will see it).

See? Ridiculous. Like, half a cellphone, or only 2.5″. Useless.

So turn those inside out to expose the pockets.

Figure out how big you want your pockets to actually be. I kinda go by whatever looks like might be right. I didn’t really measure them. Fold the fabric in half, so you have a pocket, and then fold it in half again so you can have two equal ones.

Try to get the edges to line up enough, pin it in place, then sew up the sides! Are your stitches crazy uneven and wonky looking? Doesn’t matter; nobody’s going to see it. These are in the inside of your pants. The only thing that matters is that it holds up. So I double-did the corners, since those tend to get the most stress.

Cut open the bottom of the existing pockets.

Pin it in place, then sew around, joining the new pocket to the old pocket. I did this by keeping my hand on the inside, so I wouldn’t accidentally sew through the other side. Again, I reinforced the corners, and didn’t worry about what it actually looks like. Then I turned it in side out to make sure the inside was all joined properly.

Yay all done! And the pockets are so much bigger now!

Whaaaat I can fit my entire phone and entire hand and probably something else now, are girls’ pockets even allowed to do that?! Heck yeah they are.

rosalarian

You are a goddamn hero.

im-just-a-peach

The fashion industry just needs to catch the fuck up!

should-be-sleeping

The fashion industry wants to sell you pants AND a purse. They’ve made a conscious decision not to catch up.

legitimatelala

Reblogging for the truth in the last comment. That is, in a nutshell, the way everything works in this world.

1991 Adam: Very gentle, has problems talking about his time as a Beast, needs Belle to push him forward, basically the child he transformed from.

2017 Adam: Was supposed to first kiss Belle shirtless, has no problem accepting his Beast side, will grow a beard, growls sexily at Belle, will fight her over Shakespeare and throw a huge snowball at her face.

legolembas

“Riders!” cried Aragorn, springing to his feet. “Many riders on swift steeds are coming towards us!” ”Yes,” said Legolas, “there are one hundred and five. Yellow is their hair and bright are their spears. Their leader is very tall.”