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I want a teleport skin that tells everyone I'm a forgetful dummy.
I have been truly blessed this day.
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yes let's make a weapon that is also a soul crystal. what the fuck could possibly go wrong
this is kind of funny in a meta sense thinking about people in like 300 years looking for the wol's relic weapons
Some poor sap finds Frog's scythe and learns how to eat shit at any mechanic that requires telling left from right
that upcoming chara customization update 😭🔥🔥🔥🔥 FINALLY
duty finder things
ffxiv is awesome because within the game's community it's widely known that there's an entire datacenter occupied by people with max level characters who don't know how to play the game and also taylor. and there's another entire datacenter occupied by people with max level characters who don't know what the game is about and also kessel
ive been doing roulettes on crystal since my criterion static is there. cross datacenter matchmaking is going to destroy these people. im playing paladin, a class i havent bothered to learn the exact rotation of because im not max lvl yet, and getting second on the damage chart in trials as tank. first in dungeons. im seeing mechanics i never knew about. im watching the same people get blasted out the ring four times in a row. mixing crystal and aether players is dumping baby seals into an orca tank. this is an arcane ritual. this is human sacrifice. rivers of roleplayer blood will stream from the altar to get dynamis queue times under 20 years
BUT DYNAMIS QUEUE TIMES WILL GO DOWN
just remember this is what you wanted.
did you guys know that king thordan has a tower mechanic. no not the one during the add phase. I mean the first phase where it's just him swinging the sword. yeah there's a tower mechanic. ive seen it happen once and I think ive been a broken person since then #crystaltrialroulette
the most annoying people on the planet are mad at this post im sorry
I know someone's probably already done this meme, but I really wanted to draw it.
On Alisaie and Urianger and Reconciliation
Urianger has a relatively small role in Stormblood, and yet looking at his part in it and in particular his interactions with Alisaie, there is something really touching in how deliberately he is trying to make amends, and the marked shift in their relationship. I've seen it said that Alisaie will never look at him the same way after his involvement with the Warriors of Darkness, and strictly speaking I don't disagree; it does represent a seismic shift in their relationship, and it will never be the exactly the same as it was before.
That said, I do think there is a reconciliation happening there over time.
This 5.0 moment's so important to me because it thickly hints at soulsight/aethersight giving Emet free access to emotions. An empathy shortcut, lie detector, every perk that comes with a built-in scanner of living matter. He needs but take a look, and he knows how someone feels.
Emet-Selch: But it plainly concerns you. Which is why your heart is ready to burst out of your chest. Emet-Selch: Despite the raging tempest in your bosom, however, you have never once opened up to your young charge. Now why would that be? Emet-Selch: Love…?
Now that alone gives us a lot to work with, but I particularly love to think about Hythlodaeus having an even sharper soulsight. Together with Emet they could literally see what happens within each other's heart and soul, see when they're calm or excited or hurt or scared. Perfect understanding of each other. Perfect match.
Whether Azem did have soulsight or not is ofc up to personal hc, if not that's quite the reason why he evoked frustration in Emet. Imagine growing up (Hyth and Emet are canon childhood friends) with the default perfect understanding of your friend and then lover, and Azem's nothing like that, he can't SEE what's happening. Surely not every ancient had soulsight, it was a rare gift (at least as keen as Hyth and Emet's), but viscerally, deep down, growing closer with Azem must've still felt jarring. Emet loves this idiot so much, but there's always a subtle disconnect between them. As for Hyth, I suppose he's just used to Emet Feeling the Feels on a more intense level than most people, so he has to be the counterweight, the chill and reasonable guy in their throuple. Maybe he did feel frustration at Azem too, but assuming the role of the anchor always took priority. Someone had to be The Adult.
MANNNNN I still love Urianger so much! Also I will forever forget that I have a dang Tumblr, I am so sorry I am so terrible about posting on here!
Am I just not following the right people or did the other Fanfest Berlin news overshadow the BIG news that we might soon get about HOUSING??
Like... Yoshi-P is implying some possibly insane stuff to happen that we will "be much happier about". I feel like, if it were just more wards, he'd simply say so. And for simply a new area, he wouldn't have mentioned WoW.
Am I the only one outside of some people on Twitter being all 👀👀👀 about this?
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nero tol scaeva may not be my favorite ffxiv character but he's definitely one of the FUNNIEST ffxiv characters
highlights include:
killing the lights and fucking booking it when you defeat him, and then just straight up deserting the garlean army with absolutely no remorse or hesitation
leaving the praetorium and almost immediately posting up under a streetlight in a stupid outfit in revenant's toll like some kind of clown hooker, waiting to direct wol to the crystal tower questline JUST so he could involve himself, too
showing up in the middle of a major city not even slightly in disguise to walk up to a meeting of world leaders and say "now it's clear the problem you're having is that you haven't involved MEEEEEE"
accepting wearing an ironworks uniform but dying it red because #aesthetics
magical girl armor transformation
bonus: cid keeping his sunglasses and then just silently handing them back afterward as if they do this all the fucking time
getting attacked and injured but just refusing to tell anyone about it until he literally collapsed
sneaking out of the infirmary but not before forging cid's signature on his expense report
telling his fellow garleans that if all they were gonna do is whine and refuse any solutions to their problems they could just fucking die for all he cares
truly one of the characters of all time. he's like a horrible beetle man. i love him.
teleport animation skin type b......
why are so many people saying they didn't know roes could be attractive until bastion roe. i'm sorry y'all have never had eyes???