#WanaSmashMichaelKaiser

Regrets define me

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My mom used “being a women” as an excuse as to why she didnt continue playing tennis

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My mom is super smart and my dad is super athletic so how are none of my sisters both? I mean, one of my sisters did soccer all throughout high school n no offense to her but she aint the most athletic

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Sorry i’m so crabby, my friend doesnt wanna hang out even tho he said he did and he dont wanna go cos he doesn’t feel like it(and he got no gf, no job, no summer school, doesnt do any extracurriculars, isnt in any clubs, and all he does is send me instagram reels)

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Rn we have screen shots but maybe in the future we can say “i have proof u said it i have this voice recording”

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If a religion doesnt have a god then does that make it a philosophy

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i hate my mom

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oh MY GODS IS THAT WHAT MATCHA IS MADE OUT OF???? WE’VE BEEN EATING THE FROGS?!??🐸

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Doesnt matter tho cos we only gotta save the turtles skskskkskskskskksk

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argentina this is… really embarrassing for you

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Istg aizen fans only have 1 joke

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Huh i say surprisingly

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Huh I say unsurprisingly

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Huh i say flabbergasted

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Hun I say Expectantly

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Huh i say plateauingly

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huh I say collapsing like an flip phone ad

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Huh i say gaslightingly

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Wait i thought t boy meant tomboy not trans boy

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I’m dying your tags, what did you say?

Better do it quickly because they’re coming to get you @nagiazur

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Who is they

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they succeeded in distracting us from the Epstein files btw

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Huh i say surprisingly

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Huh I say unsurprisingly

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Huh i say flabbergasted

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Hun I say Expectantly

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Huh i say plateauingly

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Huh i say surprisingly

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Huh I say unsurprisingly

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Huh i say flabbergasted

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Sometimes i’d be in class and think “wow I’m probably the only one here who uses tumblr

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lol at least one detective on here probably goes to your school and knows you’re on here but can’t prove it

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Oh no 😟 that no good. They must be eliminated

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I say a lot of bad things in my long posts but its ok cos nobody reads that far into my posts either way

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Are you sure about that?

*Dramatic music plays*

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Yes i do

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Wait i thought t boy meant tomboy not trans boy