雷雨

❝ look at you kids with your vintage music comin' through satellites while cruisin' you're part of the past, but now you're the future signals crossing can get [ confusing ] it's enough just to make you feel c r a z y , crazy, crazy sometimes, it's enough just to make you feel crazy you get ready, you get all dressed up to go nowhere in particular back to work or the coffee shop doesn't matter cause it's enough

[starlightandtears]

To all the teenagers following me that don’t hear it from their parents: I’m proud of you.

[notdoingmywork]

To all of the adults following me that never heard it from their parents: I’m proud of you, too.

[glamorousladies-blog]

Merritt Patterson photographed by Collin Stark (2014)

[twinsleft-blog]

shit i say — sentence starters

i decided to make a meme out of all the shit i say regularly. enjoy!

GENERAL SHIT. 

❝ I’M GONNA MCFREAKING LOSE MY MIND. ❞

❝ I’m going to shove an entire baseball bat down my throat and smash my insides. ❞

❝ *aggressive finger guns* ❞

❝ *high pitched screeching* ❞

❝ That’s where you’re right, kiddo. ❞

❝ I AM THE ONE THAT WEIGHS A TON DON’T NEED A GUN— ❞

❝ HECK. ❞

❝ GOTTA FUCKING BLAST. ❞

❝ That’s my cue to blast outta here. ❞

❝ GOT ME MOTHERFUCKING MCSHOOK. ❞

❝ Thoroughly shooken. ❞

❝ LISTEN— ❞ 

❝ Trust me, I’m a professional. ❞

❝ I’m gonna throw myself off of a fucking bridge. ❞

❝ I’m convinced I was a cat in a past life. ❞

❝ Inject caffeine directly into my veins, please. ❞

❝ I literally have a ‘white people voice’ for when I’m being polite. ❞

❝ I sound like a fucking twelve year old. ❞

❝ I got a tiny ass head. It’s like a fucking golf ball. ❞

BITTER SHIT.

❝ _____ is the literal bane of my existence. ❞

❝ I hate you. …I’m kidding. ❞

❝ Yeah, well, he’s/she’s/they’re a manipulative cunt, so. ❞

❝ I’m gonna punch you in the fucking mouth. ❞

❝ I’m small and bitter like an espresso. ❞

❝ I am Denatonium benzoate, aka the most bitter substance on the planet. ❞

❝ *facepalm* ❞

❝ *frustrated groaning* ❞

❝ I hate _____ with every fiber of my being. ❞

❝ I will kick your fucking ass. ❞

❝ Don’t you fucking dare. ❞

❝ I get it, I’m fucking short. ❞

LOVEY SHIT.

❝ You mean a lot to me. Like, seriously, a fucking lot. ❞

❝ I do it because I love you. ❞

❝ *fondly* Fucking nerd. ❞

❝ *fondly* Dumbass. ❞

❝ You are my absolute favorite person. ❞

❝ *heart eyes* ❞

❝ Don’t even fucking think about leaving without giving me a hug. ❞

❝ *whining noises and grabby hands* ❞

❝ There he/she/they go(es), the love of my life. ❞

❝ It’s literally unfair how attractive he/she/they is/are. ❞

❝ Look at how pretty he/she/they is/are, I’m gonna fucking cry. ❞

❝ I just wanna smooch his/her/their face. ❞

❝ JUST LOOK AT HIM/HER/THEM! I’M GONNA SCREAM. ❞

MOM-FRIEND SHIT.

❝ I am mom-friend. ❞

❝ You best not be fucking texting and driving. ❞

❝ Do you want ____? ❞

❝ Please don’t do that, you’re worrying me. ❞

❝ Listen, my job is to make sure everyone else is okay. ❞

❝ ‘Drink water kids!’ I say as I am severely dehydrated. ❞

❝ ____, that’s not good. ❞

❝ Who do I have to fucking fight? ❞ 

ANGSTY SHIT.

❝ I hate myself with every fiber of my being. ❞

❝ I’m just really fucking scared. ❞

❝ I’m sorry that I love you. ❞

❝ I’m sorry that I’m like this. ❞

❝ What’s wrong with me? ❞

❝ God, this happens every fucking time. ❞

❝ I loved her/him/them. And she/he/they fucking abandoned me. ❞

❝ I don’t know what I’m doing. ❞

❝ Why the fuck am I crying? ❞

❝ I’m getting bad again. ❞

❝ It’s like everything goes in one ear, out the other with you. ❞

❝ I’ve told you time and fucking time again that it makes me feel like shit, and yet you still do it. ❞

❝ I look and feel like absolute shit. ❞

❝ It’s nothing, I’m fine. ❞

SLEEPY SHIT.

❝ I’m so fucking exhausted. ❞

❝ I really wanna just sleep. ❞

❝ I need to just sleep for like 17 years. ❞

❝ I could literally fall asleep anywhere. ❞

❝ I’m gonna pass out in the middle of the hallway. ❞

❝ I’m already fucking tired. ❞

❝ If I sit still in one place for like 30 minutes, I will fall asleep. ❞

❝ Can I just nap instead? ❞

[fyeahjeleanor]

[susierpt]

Why are you anti Kj?

Read this and this and you’ll understand.

[mvreau-deactivated20211006]

· ¨✦∵ NEELS VISSER GIF ICONS.

here you’ll find about #60 gif icons of the american model: neels visser. all these gifs are made by me from scratch, so all the credits to muah. please like/reblog if you find these useful. probably going to update this very soon.

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[ephiemcral-blog]

tengo tanta suerte en los grupales que de dos varones que quise elegir los dos me los ganaron, vale aclarar que uno era el más overused del mundo y el segundo el más underused, no sé el cosmos no quiere que lleve niños a los grupales. idk, necesito sugerencias porque nada me convence 

[santiagonex]

Alex/Justin + quotes

[difficult]

[hephaestuss]

“I didn’t want to hurt you.” She makes a sound caught somewhere between a harsh laugh and a choked sob. “Yeah, but you did anyways.”

[ephiemcral-blog]

solo quiero unas reales vacaciones, esto de tener menos de dos semanas sin cursar pero teniendo que estudiar para parciales es lo mismo que nada.

[dualipagifs]

[montygreen]

Will they tell your story?

Requested by @comander-wanheda

[ephiemcral-blog]

Prepara el equipaje que estás cerca de conocer tu tumba y son pocos los afortunados con tal honor. ¿Crees tener lo que se necesita para sobrevivir hasta la madrugada? // Hola personita, somos un proyecto que necesita de difusión y estaríamos infinitamente agradecidas si nos ayudas con una promoción o un shotout, ¡mil gracias de antemano!

Claro por aquí el shout out y ya reblogueo su promo, mucha suerte corazones.

[ephiemcral-blog]

Somos grupo de rol OC con temática de departamentos, misterio y asesinatos, y que además se considera la continuación a Cataclysm. Después de los trágicos sucesos que asecharon a Lenox, el edificio fue clausurado, abandonado y eventualmente demolido. Meses más tarde, un empresario de apellido Haugan compró el terreno. . Todo marchaba como miel sobre hojuelas hasta que el ciclo comenzaba una vez más con un nuevo protagonista: ERIC ALDRIDGE. Hola, Lena bella. ¿Nos podrías regalar una promoción?

Por supuesto amores, disculpen la demora se me pasó su mensaje. 

[blizzvrdrp]

Por definición, una ventisca, es una tormenta de nieve severa y prolongada. Es una de las tormentas más mortales de la naturaleza, ya que las condiciones hacen al movimiento y a los viajes peligrosos. Casi todas las ventiscas resultan en por lo menos unas cuantas muertes, con algunas de las más grandes resultando en cientos de ellas.

❛ BLIZZARD ❜ es un grupo de rol OC con temática de departamentos, misterio y asesinatos, y que además se considera la continuación a Cataclysm. Después de los trágicos sucesos que asecharon a Lenox, el edificio fue clausurado, abandonado y eventualmente demolido. Meses más tarde, un empresario de apellido Haugan compró el terreno y construyó su propio complejo, ignorando las advertencias de vecinos supersticiosos sobre la maldición aquejando la zona. Todo marchaba como miel sobre hojuelas hasta que el ciclo comenzaba una vez más con un nuevo protagonista: ERIC ALDRIDGE.

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[danikaolson-blog]

People should reblog this if they are okay with receiving ask memes from people they’ve never rped with before. Mutual or not.