a gentleman never fucks his friend’s dad n tells

Zip, 1991 | he/him | 18+ | Face | Brazilian

[thingsfromthedirt]

[wagitfag]

picklesbaseball

[magikonch]

[c-53]

I have a bisexual guppy and its funny as hell to watch because it seems like he’s only bi out of desperation. Like all of the female guppies are unimpressed by him, and dont accept his mating displays, and every time he fails, he goes over to a SPECIFIC male guppy (the prettiest male guppy in the tank) like PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE and that male guppy always lets him????

[domnika-deactivated20250923]

i would read that fanfic ngl

[c-53]

About my fish??

[graceful-not]

HELP?????

[everyfandom-girl]

YEAH THIS IS SCIENTIFICALLY RECORDED

WOMEN LOVE GAYBOY

[tea-and-hockey]

FUJOSHI FISH????

[o0kawaii0o]

Hero of Time

[daddiesbearsandmuscles]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.

that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hey anon

please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation

[whskydd]

[dormouseking]

are you on bluesky?

[dormouseking]

congratulations, you’re still in the running towards becoming (south) america’s next jock boyfriend

[depsidase]

[randomitemdrop]

Item: free cursed sofa

[bruzum]

[sacred-portal]

[newtypezaku]

[spacetalin]

[3liza]

do you live in seattle (the american city)?

yes

no

Voting ended onJul 10

please reblog to get this poll out of my bubble, i want reach

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

“why are you, as someone in their 30s, still on tumblr” oh so you think you’re gonna be normal when you’re my age? you think you’re gonna be CURED?? you think the witches’ curse will have been lifted by then?? cmon now

[youvsyou]

I was here first why should I have to leave

[thespispunk]

Chest/Arm Workout Done!