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Looking for cool things to buy online? Here you can get some of the coolest gift ideas and most amazing / silly / and definitely practical stuff to purchase online.

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Giant STD Plushies

Teach your offspring about the pitfalls of promiscuity from an early age with the giant STD plushies. These cuddly and not so cute plushies are designed to look like super-sized versions of some of our worst nightmares – or past hook-ups.

$14.95

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Han Solo Frozen In Carbonite Rug

Take a decorating cue from Jabba the Hutt with the lovely Han Solo frozen in carbonite rug. This polyester rug perfectly depicts the fearless Captain Han Solo trapped in carbonite – perfect for showing off to any Star Wars fan that enters your humble abode.

$69.99

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Transformers Pen

Kick your ADD into high gear when you take the Transformers pen to work or school. Just like the Transformers, there’s more to this pen than meets the eye – providing you with a fully functional pen, and doubling as a kick-ass action figure.

$65.00

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Cupid Starry Light Projector

Ensure you seal the deal by creating a magical star-lit night with the Cupid starry light projector. With a flick of the switch your plain room gets transformed into a love palace – complete with a heart shaped centerpiece featuring Cupid with his trusty bow and arrow.

$4.03

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Mars Attacks Leggings

Those irritating little Martians are back and are looking to make your outfit look out of this world. The Mars Attacks leggings are insanely comfortable and come plastered with a multicolored portrait of the freakishly disturbing Martians on each leg.

$32.99

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Centaur Santa Christmas Ornament

He’s jolly, built like a mythical god, and doesn’t need red nosed reindeer to fly – he’s centaur Santa! This novelty Christmas ornament known as “Santaur” hangs on your tree, bare-chested and ready to dominate all other ornaments who question his greatness.

$29.95

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Mechwarrior Cellphone Holder

Unleash your smartphone’s inner beast when you set it atop the Mechwarrior cellphone holder. This custom-made cellphone holder keeps your SkyNet ready smartphone in the upright position so it’s safe from falling over while it violently asserts its dominance.

$97.00

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Whiskey Rocks Ice Cubes

Keep your beverage at the ideal drinking temperature without watering it down by using the whiskey rocks ice cubes. These everlasting ice cubes work exactly like ice, except they never melt – after each use you simply wash them and freeze them again.

$23.99

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Humping USB Dog

Transfer your data doggy style by inserting the humping USB dog’s red rocket into your computer. As soon as he’s penetrated your USB slot, this frisky doggy starts humping away with reckless abandon – and he doesn’t pull out until the transfer is complete.

$17.42

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Piano Key Organizer

Insert a little bit of musical whimsy to your household with the piano key organizer. You’ll never misplace your keys again when they’re hanging neatly from they piano keys mounted on your wall – to release them you simply hit the desired key and out drops the key.

$24.90

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Purple Carrots

Everything you know is a lie. Now you can make your salads pop – even if they’re not very tasty – by incorporating some purple carrots into the mix. These stunningly vibrant carrots contain a vibrant purple exterior complimented by a deep orange flesh rich in anti-oxidants and vitamins.

$1.45

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Yoga Joes

The classic green army men are now doing yoga instead of fighting. Yoga Joes come in 6 yoga positions: warrior two, child’s pose, meditation pose, headstand, cobra pose, and downward-facing dog. They also come in a mini-yoga studio packaging.

$20.00

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Sliced Beer Glasses

Give your bar a surrealist element when you serve up some cold ones on the sliced beer glasses. These novelty beer glasses create the optical illusion that the glass has been sliced into three separate compartments and will be sure to blow some drunk minds.

$35.00

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Monster Hand Temporary Tattoos

Transform your boring old hand into a wacky and friendly creature with the monster hand temporary tattoos. These zany tattoos offers up to eight vibrant monsters waiting to be unleashed to entertain your easily amused children for hours on end.

$4.98

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Cosmic Galaxy Vans

Own a truly out of this world, mind blowing pair of sneakers with the cosmic galaxy Vans. With a unique design for each pair of shoes, they sport the classic waffle outsole along with a far out cosmic design and a slimmed down profile that make them fit like a glove.

$55.00

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Perfect Temperature Coffee Mug

Imagine a coffee mug that never burned your mouth, yet allowed you to keep a hot beverage at the perfect temperature for hours. The coffee mug’s innovative design absorbs the extra heat from your coffee or tea using vacuum insulation, making it the ultimate portable mug.

$35.00

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Stripper Sloth Shower Curtain

Make it rain in your shower with this adorably sexy stripper sloth shower curtain. But be warned, when Lisa the sloth takes to the stage she’s anything but lazy. This head turning sloth has sultry moves and loves to climb – for the money.

$65.00

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