So a few months ago, Sis, myself and Dad spent just over $100 on Girl Scout cookies between the three of us. Then last Thursday I get a phone call from the local office of the Girl Scouts of America telling me we won the five-for-five raffle. I was like, “we didn’t enter a raffle” and they said “no you get entered automatically.” I couldn’t believe it, only the second time I’ve ever won anything in a raffle! They said we get five free boxes of cookies and we could pick them up on Monday. So we were very excited! But then I texted my Girl Scout’s mom and she said “Yay, 60 boxes of cookies!” I said, “calm down, girl, it’s five boxes of cookies.” She texted back, “No they said ‘boxes’ but they meant the big boxes. They meant ‘cases’. The raffle was for five *cases* and there are 12 boxes in a case which means 60 boxes of cookies.” Yes, guys, holy smoly, we won 60 boxes of cookies! Sis had to be in her office on Monday, but the cookie pick up was right by my niece’s school so my sister-in-law picked up the boxes for us and then their family took some of the boxes off our hands. And then we gave some to our dad, and we gave some to our neighbor, and we are giving some to our bestie. But we’re also eating a lot. I’ve already eaten my way through one and a half boxes and it’s only been four days. So much for watching my sugar, I’m gonna be pooping Girl Scout cookies for weeks and I don’t even care because this is the best thing I’ve ever won in my life!