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Hey my name's Epidote. welcome to jackass. ((indie rp account for an SU gem oc, please read the rules! primarily online interactions. ))

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I learned how to crack my knuckles.

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I show up every two months like a fucking insect to scream.

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@danceofthechimera don’t test me. I have no regard for you in the slightest. If you were lying half shattered on the ground and I found your broken and crumbling remains I would stomp you to bits myself.

[danceofthechimera]

*snort* You talk a lot of big talk. Guess you can’t help yourself with a head that big.

[epidote-probably-blog]

WHATS SO BIG ABOUT MY HEAD HUH CHUMP

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@danceofthechimera don't test me. I have no regard for you in the slightest. If you were lying half shattered on the ground and I found your broken and crumbling remains I would stomp you to bits myself.

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Anyways my stupid light body Hates me and my gem has kinda ingrown into my throat again. I can't talk who wants to poof my ass so I can reform again and fix it.

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My metal pile is looking particularly nice today. I accidentally dented my favorite piece with my teeth.

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I still don't have a computer because I'm a shitty rock living in a Scrap of metal on a beach. If you all want to talk to me cut the posts yourself.

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Does anyone I used to talk to even still show up around here or do I need to find a new squad to fucking thrash.

[blackstardiopside-moved-deactiv]

“I’m still here but.. I dunno where Labby went.”

[epidote-probably-blog]

Oh my god. Ohhhh my god. You’re like. The worst disease. A goddamned parasite, really. I’m never gonna be rid of you in a million years. You’re like the CHICKEN POX.

Is anyone ELSE STILL HERE.

[danceofthechimera]

Right, but you’re obviously glad to see her-

[epidote-probably-blog]

Out of everyone left why did it have to be you two.

Actually. No. That's a good thing. I'd rather rip the throats outta people that I hate anyways.

[epidote-probably-blog]

Does anyone I used to talk to even still show up around here or do I need to find a new squad to fucking thrash.

[blackstardiopside-moved-deactiv]

“I’m still here but.. I dunno where Labby went.”

[epidote-probably-blog]

Oh my god. Ohhhh my god. You're like. The worst disease. A goddamned parasite, really. I'm never gonna be rid of you in a million years. You're like the CHICKEN POX.

Is anyone ELSE STILL HERE.

[epidote-probably-blog]

Ugh I'll make a promo post in the morning.the world will be kneeling at my feet soon enough.

[epidote-probably-blog]

Does anyone I used to talk to even still show up around here or do I need to find a new squad to fucking thrash.

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It's been half a year I fucking guess

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Where the fuck am I

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I love Not responding to things that blackstar is clearly saying to me. It’s just so amusing. She’s so easy to ignore.

[childkxng]

time to take a nap before i get to my various appointments

gotta fight a gem and sew a patch on a guy later

[epidote-probably-blog]

WHO ARE YOU FI GH TING FIGHT ME INSTEAD

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HMU for an ass kicking.

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My best trait is my teeth

[blackstardiopside-moved-deactiv]

“Naw I think it’s your ever endearing personality.”

[epidote-probably-blog]

This is the funniest thing you've ever said to me actually holy shit your sarcasm is actually improving