Geralt: *blaming Jaskier for everything going wrong in his life*
Jaskier: I know right! If only someone's dumb wish hadn't of made me need medical care in the first place, eh? If only I'd warned you to stay away from Yennefer at every available opportunity. OH LORD ABOVE HOW I WISH I COULD TURN BACK THE CLOCKS AND TRY AND STOP YOU FOLLOWING HER UP THAT MOUNTAIN. I mean why did I beg you to go after that dragon?!? I should have told you to stay quiet and uninvolved at Pavetta's banquet, really, obviously everyone knows you're clever enough to not evoke the law of surprise 5 SECONDS after seeing the havoc it causes! Pray, never forgive me, Geralt, for I shall not accept it as I cannot forgive myself!
ā...as I canNOT FORGIVE MYSELF!!!ā
(sorry, I was unable to stop myself, hahaha)
























