world's quietest let's plays starters
"it sounds like there's poprocks in my mouth."
"eat a dick, _______. eat ten dicks."
"you son of a bitch, i will eat your face."
"lady, are you flirting with me with a 'poon up your butt?"
"i'm pretty sure this was not part of my contract."
"i hate everything you stand for and everything that you are."
"suffering is all you will get in this universe."
"i am murdering you because you are not quiet. you are not quiet and you need to be quieter."
"no, don't fuck the melon."
"do not fuck the melon, but fuck the melon."
"not like this. . . . not like this."
"i hope you're having a wonderful morning."
"i'm going to be awake for a long, long time by myself."
"floof the hair for power."
"i will tear off your entire ass and then feed it to yourself."
"there is no way i can fuck this up."
"come back here you little shit."
"if you could stop 'pooning my butthole--."
"what have you done to become immune to my swords?"
"if you dodge this next one i will officially stop hating on you."
"and here you can see the face of imminent regret."
"thank you for returning my skateboard to me."
"the boogie bus betrayed me before i was even doomed."
"please, you don't have to do this. no, i'm sorry."
"you got what you deserved."
"the boogie bus came back for revenge."
"is this space? are we in space?"
"i'm glad to know that my level of maturity has, if anything, decreased over the years."