book anon

House of leaves inspired blog. I write text based psychological horor games for rpers. Guess I'm part of the epprcbu now, it was just supposed to be Settings at first. My other gimmick is that I stay annonomous.

[epprbcubookanon]

hey.

[+1 lego piece 3070pb062]

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[epprbcubookanon]

About the tags of the post you just reblogged, that's a good thing

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[unskilledpoint]

fascinatign how this group collapsed under tis own weight.

[unskilledpoint]

anyways half of you guys suck so bad its not even funny. this is proably a symptom of being like 16 at oldest which tends to clash when everyone is 16. middle school ass drama i swear to the lord.

[epprbcu]

IT REALLY IS and it's almost like someone predicted something like this would happen. Hmm. Oh well! This obviously couldn't be prevented!/S

Everyone here is fucking deranged I swear

[unskilledpoint]

SO TRUE gang the fall of this rome is on YOU GUYS. i wrote three thousand words WITHOUT EXAGGERATION on how we can actually fix this. this is not on me. you do realizse this right? this is on YOU for not having basic accountability for yr actions

[todays-xkcd]

I'm sure the building inspectors will approve my design once they finally manage to escape.

Log Cabin [Explained]

Transcript Under the Cut

[The floorplan of a log cabin, with a fullsize layout on the left, while on the right is a sequence of increasingly smaller versions of the same layout, like a golden rectangle.]

[Caption below the panel]: Log cabin

[todays-xkcd]

[ktae]

house of leaves is the perfect book for people who love wikipedia but wish it could be scarier

[junomushrooms]

She Navidson on my Record til I House¹

¹𝙸 𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚉𝚊𝚖𝚙𝚊𝚗𝚘 𝚖𝚎𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚋𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜

[cerabond]

before myhouse.wad came along, Liminal horror had stuped to the same level as Poppy Playtime, BATIM, FNAF, and every single other mascot horror game around the time, becoming another part of the new wave of Elsagate shit that was around awhile back. And to make things worse, the people who were making Backrooms content during that time decided to asked the question “What if there were monsters running around with you that hated you?” thus ruining the liminality that made the Backrooms such a glorious thing in the online horror space in the first place. But when myhouse.wad did eventually come along, and it instead asked the question…

“What if the very place you were stuck in hated you?”

[epprbcubookanon]

*Someone opens the door to the basement in Prof's house*

*It looks to be Prof himself, but something seems off..*

*Ah, it's just Doc'.*

(@character-documents)

{an old computer on a desk is facing him when he looks up. There is a leather bound book with leather pages on top of the monitor. There are runes scrawled in blood on each page. The monitor opens a terminal and prints the text you are reading. It prints on the screen, ‘hello, documents’.}

[character-documents]

AH, YOU MUST BE THE "NON-EUCLIDEAN" BASEMENT PROF TALKED ABOUT! DO YOU HAVE A NAME YOU GO BY?

[epprbcubookanon]

{‘W̸̧̥̥̮̠͈͈̬̤̞̪͕͚̞̅e̴͇̥̬͕͙̪̺̖̦͕̱̦͚̥̓̀̄͜͝do not.’}

[character-documents]

WOULD YOU LIKE ONE?

[epprbcubookanon]

{‘N̸̢̠͔̥̦̠͉̦̺̫͉̫̎͒̒̂̓̚o̴͙̠͉̘̻͚̎.̸̧̡̪̟̖̉̏͊͊̇́̍͆̑͘’}

[character-documents]

SUIT YOURSELF.

WHAT EXACTLY BRINGS YOU HERE, TO EXCLAMANIA?

[epprbcubookanon]

{‘you fools’}

[character-documents]

ANYTHING SPECIFICALLY ABOUT US FOOLS?

[epprbcubookanon]

>error: connection terminated

[epprbcubookanon]

*Someone opens the door to the basement in Prof's house*

*It looks to be Prof himself, but something seems off..*

*Ah, it's just Doc'.*

(@character-documents)

{an old computer on a desk is facing him when he looks up. There is a leather bound book with leather pages on top of the monitor. There are runes scrawled in blood on each page. The monitor opens a terminal and prints the text you are reading. It prints on the screen, ‘hello, documents’.}

[character-documents]

AH, YOU MUST BE THE "NON-EUCLIDEAN" BASEMENT PROF TALKED ABOUT! DO YOU HAVE A NAME YOU GO BY?

[epprbcubookanon]

{‘W̸̧̥̥̮̠͈͈̬̤̞̪͕͚̞̅e̴͇̥̬͕͙̪̺̖̦͕̱̦͚̥̓̀̄͜͝do not.’}

[character-documents]

WOULD YOU LIKE ONE?

[epprbcubookanon]

{‘N̸̢̠͔̥̦̠͉̦̺̫͉̫̎͒̒̂̓̚o̴͙̠͉̘̻͚̎.̸̧̡̪̟̖̉̏͊͊̇́̍͆̑͘’}

[character-documents]

SUIT YOURSELF.

WHAT EXACTLY BRINGS YOU HERE, TO EXCLAMANIA?

[epprbcubookanon]

{‘you fools’}

[epprbcubookanon]

*Someone opens the door to the basement in Prof's house*

*It looks to be Prof himself, but something seems off..*

*Ah, it's just Doc'.*

(@character-documents)

{an old computer on a desk is facing him when he looks up. There is a leather bound book with leather pages on top of the monitor. There are runes scrawled in blood on each page. The monitor opens a terminal and prints the text you are reading. It prints on the screen, ‘hello, documents’.}

[character-documents]

AH, YOU MUST BE THE "NON-EUCLIDEAN" BASEMENT PROF TALKED ABOUT! DO YOU HAVE A NAME YOU GO BY?

[epprbcubookanon]

{‘W̸̧̥̥̮̠͈͈̬̤̞̪͕͚̞̅e̴͇̥̬͕͙̪̺̖̦͕̱̦͚̥̓̀̄͜͝do not.’}

[character-documents]

WOULD YOU LIKE ONE?

[epprbcubookanon]

{‘N̸̢̠͔̥̦̠͉̦̺̫͉̫̎͒̒̂̓̚o̴͙̠͉̘̻͚̎.̸̧̡̪̟̖̉̏͊͊̇́̍͆̑͘’}

[epprbcubookanon]

*Someone opens the door to the basement in Prof's house*

*It looks to be Prof himself, but something seems off..*

*Ah, it's just Doc'.*

(@character-documents)

{an old computer on a desk is facing him when he looks up. There is a leather bound book with leather pages on top of the monitor. There are runes scrawled in blood on each page. The monitor opens a terminal and prints the text you are reading. It prints on the screen, ‘hello, documents’.}

[character-documents]

AH, YOU MUST BE THE "NON-EUCLIDEAN" BASEMENT PROF TALKED ABOUT! DO YOU HAVE A NAME YOU GO BY?

[epprbcubookanon]

{‘W̸̧̥̥̮̠͈͈̬̤̞̪͕͚̞̅e̴͇̥̬͕͙̪̺̖̦͕̱̦͚̥̓̀̄͜͝do not.’}

[epprbcu-real-estate]

>error: duplicate house detected

-@epprbcubookanon

NOITSMULTIPLYINGFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK-

(Blue.)

What do you want?

[epprbcubookanon]

>contradiction resolved: different types of house confirmed. Ceasing termination.

[epprbcu-real-estate]

I'm... Being MyHouse.wad'd. Incredible.

[epprbcubookanon]

>connection lost

[epprbcubookanon]

*Someone opens the door to the basement in Prof's house*

*It looks to be Prof himself, but something seems off..*

*Ah, it's just Doc'.*

(@character-documents)

{an old computer on a desk is facing him when he looks up. There is a leather bound book with leather pages on top of the monitor. There are runes scrawled in blood on each page. The monitor opens a terminal and prints the text you are reading. It prints on the screen, ‘hello, documents’.}

[epprbcu-real-estate]

>error: duplicate house detected

-@epprbcubookanon

NOITSMULTIPLYINGFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK-

(Blue.)

What do you want?

[epprbcubookanon]

>contradiction resolved: different types of house confirmed. Ceasing termination.

[epprbcubookanon]

Do you run any other blogs in the epprbcu?

(No?)

[solidwater05]

I assume House is meta, it mentioned discord

I think I might have missed that

House is literally 'of course you're meta and have blue text. and pronouns'

[rendererexclaim]

Hello.

-@epprbcubookanon

uhhhh hi?

[epprbcubookanon]

>>ERR: too many rooms rendered within house

[rendererexclaim]

what house?

[epprbcubookanon]

Ù̴̧̹͓͉͚̣̺̰̍̍͛̄̀s̴̢̧̰̲̙̠̝̝̤͚̰͙̼̘̔̌̋̀̚͝͝.