filth wizard

jack/kate / he/they / 29 / no minors / no radfems

[ktae]

i love you movies about two little freaks falling in love

[baby-goose-scribbles]

everyone thought March was going to be an absolute mess at Holly’s graduation: tears, a drink, denial, another drink, ‘she’ll move away and I’ll never see her again,’ another drink. but in the end he holds it together really well. he saves up and buys her a car for her present and he writes a sappy note in a card (there’s a full letter buried in his drawer that he can’t bring himself to actually show her) and they get ice cream and call it a night.

no, it’s Healy who ends up being a mess. Healy who thinks he doesn’t deserve to feel this way, because Holly’s not his “real kid”. Healy who takes a suspiciously long bathroom break in the middle of the ceremony because he can’t hold back the tears. Healy, who thinks Holly is the best thing to ever happen to him (tied with March), who suddenly is unsure of his place in her life now that she’s grown.

[bludpudding]

sorry for being less active over here I’ve recently committed myself to roleplaying as jackson healy on twitter. this is really important.

[kyuka-bse]

[ryebreadgf]

does anyone feel like they want to be punished just so they would stop feeling like they are about to be punished for something. like then at least it would be over. or is it just me

[banjo-k-514]

Can we talk about how ridiculous the still is?

Look at that monstrosity. I want one.

[mgs5]

[ittybittern]

every morning i step on a landmine and get hit by a plane and step on 17 rusty pitchforks and get a headache and i still gotta go to work

[writeouswriter]

Characters will make a very nuanced choice that makes sense for their story arc and internal conflict, and audience members will be like "is anyone else going to misconstrue this in the most black and white, bad faith manner possible?"

[ktae]

this book is. really funny

[everyoneisgayandtrans]

Crash bandicoot gay marriage ad

Crash bandicoot gay marriage ad

[boycows]

for the 3 other people who are spending their 2021 still thinking about the nice guys, I present a selection of some very in love/dad moments from the novelisation

[thickness-protection-program]

One of my dude coworkers was like "we should both quit and start an onlyfans." We??

[thickness-protection-program]

Update he is in fact bi. Happy pride everybody

[thickness-protection-program]

Update he and his 40 year old "roommate" like to bump coochies and didn't rule out the possibility of a third. Happy pride everybody

[thickness-protection-program]

Update he just offered to give me my first bottoming experience happy pride everybody

[thickness-protection-program]

Update me and him made out in the meat cooler on the clock happy pride everybody

[thesunwillart]

It’s love that stacks

lovely scene from "all that violence to be this gentle" by doodlegirll on ao3 <3

i can't believe im back in the nice guys pit again after like 10 years. i love this little fambily so muuuuch ;-;

[livingcadaver69]

alignment chart i made that applies to all good music

[ktae]

how it feels to say i'm not on tiktok

[ktae]

*1 beer in* the ghosts that haunt your building are prepared to take on substance. and the dull pain that you live with isn't getting any duller