Erah'sae Zhwan

A Keeper's journey through the world of Eorzea. 

[erahsae-ffxiv]

I really, really wish I had the time and energy to keep track of this place and the wonderful stories people post here more.

There is simply too much information in too many places, and too much to do. Maybe when my son gets through college.

I'm still alive though.

Somehow. (And mostly watching bluesky)

[erahsae-ffxiv]

Exploding cows with Purple Hats

It took a while to track this down yet again and I needed somewhere to put it. It isn't mine and it is from a long time ago, but it was formative, and shaped a lot of how I view gaming in general. It's from an old game called Asheron's Call. The terminology is going to be archaic but the lessons apply to those of us even in the FFXIV days. It was originally post on made on this little corner of the web, now long gone called Always Archers, by Brash Endeavors I though I too should preserve this instead of relying on an archive to find it again.

I don’t think Brash would mind if I reposed it once more. I wish I knew where they were these days so I could share credit more properly and say thanks once again.

Fear And Loathing in Dereth or, Exploding Purple Vagabond Cows With Hats

by Brash Endeavors

It always amazes me how absolutely polarized some people get about differences in game strategy.

I follow archer forums a lot. On some other archer forums, flame wars often break out between the mage archer and tank archer contingents, each being convinced the other side is cruelly deluding an entire new and innocent generation of young players, to the eternal damnation of a forever ‘broken” template. Any time someone posts ‘forget arcane – just take creature’ or ‘don’t EVER take alchemy on your main,’ or repeats something they once read elsewhere, ‘total waste to spec bow, trained hits anything in the game’, its like throwing up a red flag — the offended portion of the populace grabs their grenades, and World War XVII breaks out.

Both sides argue that their only underlying motivation, is a sincere humanitarian wish to spare the innocent from the lies of the opposition. They only want to save someone from having to reroll later … from wasting their time.

It goes beyond archery forums — warriors rant about how perchers and drain-skimmers ‘ruin the game’, old-schoolers find their blood-pressure skyrocketing at the newest ‘uber-extreme’ template proposal, macroers and anti-macroers have ballastic fallouts in the mana pools, ‘uber’ powerlevelers and ‘proud-to-be-a-gimp’ roleplayers are at each others throat. Even during times of relative calm and quiet, each side stands ready to leap to the defense when a brave fearless champion, steps forward to strip the lies and damn the heresies of the other — they might not agree with ‘how’ it was said, but by golly, ‘its about time someone told the simple truth and put a stop to this nonsense!’

Asheron’s Call is a lot different from the previous MMORPG I played, Everquest, in one core way — you have almost complete control over the destiny of your character.. In EQ, warriors could never train magic, mages could not equip bow or metal armor, and no class could even adjust the attribute stats of their character at creation, beyond an extremely tight range of a few meaningless points here and there. Once you made your choice from a somewhat limited selection, what you were, and who you were, was decided by the gods .. er, the devs … and what happened to you in the course of the game, was largely determined by those behind-the-scenes omnipotent ones. You were not responsible for who you became thirty-five levels later, only whether you got there. If you became a gimp — it would not be your fault. But there actually were no ‘gimps’ in EQ — to a nearly total degree, you were prevented from making completely fatal flaws in your character. There are no Vagabonds in Everquest.

AC is absolutely different — people are given almost complete and utter freedom to design, plot and control the destiny of their characters. They are allowed to make the most amazingly and incredibly stupid asinine blunders, experiment with bizarre and heretical ideas, and basically gimp themselves into utter oblivion, if they so choose. They can spec Jump and Thrown Weapons, train War on their Spear fighter, and declare the perfect starting template is 10/100/10/100/10/100. They are free to set up the most spectacular ‘crash-and-burn’ strategies possible.

And they do crash and burn, over and over.

And most of us have too, in an earlier reroll, when we decided maybe a template of 55/55/55/55/55/55 was the secret undiscovered key to survival. Or that maybe no one else ever stumbled before on some unique eccentric combination that occurred to us while fiddling with Split Pea.

The vast majority of character creations, get trashed and rerolled. And rerolled again, and again and again … by nearly all of us. There actually ARE a few people still playing the template they first designed in beta, but they are a rare breed. I’ll talk about them too in a minute — but first, I’ll talk about me.

I don’t know how many characters you’ve created, but for me — if you include all the ones that never got beyond level three — there are oodles and skadoodles, cluttering up the slots of every server on the world selection page. In some ways, they are like the crayon scribblings of a four-year-old that one day ran amuck with an obsession for the green crayon, and on another, discovered the secret holy power of circles. Page after page after page … of experiments, doodles, and bizarre fantasies.

In time, I learned to color within the lines. There was a right and efficient way to do things. A good deal of the actual time I had previously spent with mucking about with my dozens of creative follies were actually unnecessary, if I had only listened — other things could have been prevented, if I had only NOT listened. I might have been level 83 by now, if I had only known how to tell the two apart. But now I can prevent others from making the mistakes I did. I can save them, from ever having to reroll again. As others, once upon a time, had tried to save me. I can prevent them from wasting their time.

One interesting factor of an online MMORPG game such as Asheron’s Call, is that there is no end to the game when you complete the final quest, destroy the final ‘Boss’ monster, and solve the final riddle. There is no true goal, that guides all players. We can make track of progress through our levels, and whether we’ve successfully designed characters that can survive the Cit, OHN, BSD, Aerlinthe. We can eventually explore all the lands and dungeons and defeat all monsters (at least till new ones are patched in), we can watch two level 94 warriors race to see who will be the first player in Dereth, to reach level 100. But there’s no real point to any of that — we’re all here for one simple reason — to ‘waste time’. To amuse ourselves, distract ourselves, as ever we like. To powerlevel up to level 90 in four days, or to learn every cooking recipe possible. To make friends or to shun the company of others. To be brave, heroic and true, and help our alliance Defend The Crystal And Save The World … or to try to figure how to scam someone out of a hoary mattekar robe.

We come here and immerse ourselves, some for a few hours a week, some for ungodly hours everyday. The time we spend here, is neither of greater nor lesser value, higher nor lower use, than the time a four-year-old spends at the kitchen table, scribbling on a stack of typing paper, drawing purple cows with hats. Exploring her creativity, learning about her world … and just generally passing the time. We call it a game, but for some of us, it metamorphised at some point, into a life.

We hold these truths, to be self-evident:

Meleers must spec their weapon. Mages must start with maxxed focus & self. Archers must start with 100 coordination.

Someplace out there, are a very naughty trio — a warrior, a wizard and a bowman who reached level 80 while ignoring the rules … well, they don’t count, we know some things work better than others. Some things work that shouldn’t, and some things don’t work, that should. We are delighted when we make sense of a vast array of confusing data — and deeply disturbed when someone tries to go against our conclusions; even worse, when they nonetheless survive or even flourish. The universe cracks, ever so slightly, by a hairline, and we must repair it. We must tell them to knock it off. Else lies could one day become truths, and truths become lies. And we would need to ask ourselves — not for the first time — if we need to reroll, and again rearrange the truths of our universe into a new configuration.

Yesterday, someone posted to the barracks asking for advice on the next skill to train for his new level 12 character. Several people scanned his post — and immediately recoiled in horror. This … this … monstrosity, had no item or arcane, had instead trained Assess Item and Thrown Weapons. It had 55 endurance, and not a single stat maxxed. In fact, though the poster never mentioned it .. it looked suspiciously like the stock Vagabond template. All of the posters immediately urged him — REROLL! Now, immediately, before wasting any more time! If he didn’t, well … something terrible would happen. He would be wasting his time, otherwise.

Wasting time — isn’t that what we do best here? Are we not all Vagabonds?

My four daughters all like to color, and while they work on their projects, often pepper me for advice. I am happy to comply and to help. Cows sometimes have gas, yes, but no, they never explode. Yes, I am quite sure about that. Well, yes, they probably are best when colored brown, rather than purple. They may wear horns if you desire, but should never be drawn with hats, yes, you are quite correct on that. One of my children, is always very good, and listens to her mother. Another does as she pleases, and the result is Exploding Purple Cows With Hats. This is extremely disturbing to the first child, and often results in the most screeching, unpleasant exchanges imagineable. I think she fears the other children, might copy her sister’s folly, and likewise waste their time. In the end however, the results are all the same. The kitchen floor is littered with papers, and the universe has rotated by a few hours more, and no cracks seem to appear despite the many heresies committed.

We all come here for one central reason — to change the way we feel. To either accomplish something, or to avoid something, matters only as a means to change the way we feel. To try to make sense of a small world, when a larger one makes no sense at all. Some are called through the portals of Dereth … some are pushed. All of us, no matter how lividly we deny it, are Vagabonds. We vary only in how efficiently we are able to waste our time. In the end, it is only a game, and its only purpose, is to change the way we feel. One player doggedly stays with the same character over the course of 13 months. Another skitterishly rolls three new characters each month. Both are online for 35 hours a week, and during that time, both succeed in their goal … of passing another 35 hours a week.

Now, if this were true — that the only real goal, is to change how we feel, while immersing ourself in the game — it would seem to make the most sense to help each other feel good. As long as we are all vagabonds, we might as well be Happy Vagabonds, yes?

But, it doesn’t work that way. One person’s vagabond, becomes a threat to the other person’s vagabond. One person macroed their vagabond, and another perched his. One vagabond can solo the acid vault at level 17, and another is a ‘lameass loser’ vagabond still meandering through the Citadel at level 47, interfering with the younger vagabonds there. Some are recommending stupid advice, from our vagabond’s perspective. Some of us are wasting our time more properly than others.

Some of us end up rerolling, after discovering that we wasted our time in the way we selected to waste our time. And by golly if we’re going to let someone else make that same mistake.

So, we eyeball the boards with an uncompromising eye, looking for slipshod vagabonds who are not wasting their time efficiently. Every so often, we launch a nuclear attack when we discover someone giving blatantly bad advice on how to waste one’s time. We yearn for the day when the meleeD-less uber extreme finally realizes his fatal error, when the 10-strength fighter is crushed under the sheer weight of his own folly, when the character who spec’d nothing, ends up with exactly that — nothing, except … more wasted time. We are outraged when they not only survive through some odd whim of fate … but start leading others down that same misguided path. We make sure they are not allowed to taint the young, beguile the innocent, or lead astray the newer player. We do this from the most sincere and humanitarian of motives. We are going to make sure all are allowed to enjoy the game, by immediately unmasking those who are playing the game wrong.

I am myself, of course, the greatest hypocrite of them all, when I shrilly criticize others for shrilly criticizing others. If you’ve gotten this far, I can only apologize, for having wasted so much of your time.

Time to go make Level 42.

Stay safe, and good journeys to you.

[nomorechoirs]

fr. “The Towns We Know and Leave Behind, the Rivers We Carry With Us.” by Richard Hugo

[erahsae-ffxiv]

Thank you for still maintaining the RP Calendar. ❤️

Thank you for still using it.

[erahsae-ffxiv]

Has your OC ever experienced anything supernatural? (from @wandererxiv)

I think Erah’sae living in the Black Shroud has to deal with the supernatural on such a regular basis that it’s as non-event for him.   The trees move and talk.  The elementals wander about freely.  He’s seen apparitions, and gentleman dead wander through.

So I guess the short answer is ‘yes’.

[erahsae-ffxiv]

Do you plan on making this compatible, for example, the light datacenter? Since there is also a big Roleplay community which would really profit from this! :D

Hey, sorry to miss this, I’m hardly on Tumblr these days.   The FFXIV RP Event Calendar is game wide and has been for some time.  I’ve mostly moved off of tumblr due to a lack of social media time but it can be found at https://ffxiv-rp.org.  The discord bot can be found at https://xiv.page.link/discordbot and the support community is at https://xiv.page.link/discord.

Feel free to hit me up on discord as erroch, I’m in I think three different Light based RP hubs, I’d be glad to help out.

There's also a dalamud plugin under the same name, for those of you that do the lesser-moon crimes.

[tetsuro-wulf]

🐍 OSHŌGATSU FESTIVAL 2025 🐍

Saturday, January 4th, 8PM EST [Coeurl] Shirogane W11 SUBDIVISION Akanezaka Markets 🏮

That time to celebrate the fresh start of the new turn has landed this moon, and it'll be through the traditions of oshogatsu! The year of the Wood Snake has come to Hingashi, bringing creativity, personal development, and the conquering of this year's challenges!! Suiren Shrine will be opening the festivities with a blessing ceremony once again! Performances, Vendors, Diviners, Street Food, and Games await! We'll be bringing in the crowd of the Far East and beyond to observe our celebration!

🎍We are currently seeking security, vendors, fortunetellers, performers, and game stalls! Join the discord to sign up: https://discord.gg/TX2DCbQEjK

CARRD UNDER CONSTRUCTION!

@ffxivrp @ffxiv-rp-events

[erahsae-ffxiv]

Tonight (Dec. 10th) at 8PM US Eastern, come join some Shroud Folk, folks that tolerate Shroud folk, and anyone else out at Buscarron's Druthers on Mateus. We'll be getting together for some open world role-playing. I hope to see you all there!

[erahsae-ffxiv]

Buscarron's Druthers @ Mateus

Tonight, join us for some open world role-play at Buscarron's Druthers at 8PM US Eastern. We're moving, probably permanently, over to Mateus due to SE server locking silliness. I'll look for you there.

[erahsae-ffxiv]

Buscarron's Druthers moving to Mateus?

For those of you that have been following the Buscarron's Druther's open world roleplay project. We're discussing moving to permanently to Mateus, given how poorly the world visit system has been going for Balmung. Any thoughts or input would be appreciated.

Currently the plan is to really push this again after the holidays, but Balmung has been almost entirely locked to outsiders without a good bit of luck. Hopefully bu moving this to Mateus, which still locks here and there, we'll be able to at least be a bit more accessible.. Let me know if there are any thoughts you all have on this.

[ladykae]

You're invited to Harvestloom Exchange!

A mun tuy bean appreciation festival! What boughs wake when the lanterns are lit? Hearken ye Eorzeans to Fallgourd Float and celebrate the historical bean that has united the tastebuds of Gridanians and non-Gridanians alike! Whether you were born within the wood or without: the spirit of Harvestloom calls!

When: THIS Friday November 1st, 5-9pm EST Where: Mateus Fallgourd Float, North Shroud Learn More: https://discord.gg/EnkMxhcD

Wings of Autumn Ceremony 5:30 EST

We will hold a brief opening ceremony thanking attendees for joining in the festivity and give thanks to the matron for another fruitful year. Quest: Locate a Vendor and receive a Jar of Butterflies to release during the ceremony.

Vendors Stalls & Activities

[ꜰᴏᴏᴅ] The Honeystone | Seasonal comestibles: delicious brews, eats and sweets! [ꜰʟᴏᴡᴇʀꜱ] Echerson's Flower Shop | Beautiful blooms and bean-inspired arrangements to bask in the season! [ᴍᴇᴅɪᴄɪɴᴇ] Dalcha's Apothecary | Come get your ointments, unguents, and poultices from Eftmaw tribe! [ʙᴇᴀᴜᴛʏ] The Beans and the Bees | Oils, masks, and lotions featuring mun tuy beans and matron honey. [ꜰᴜɴ] Balloon Ride | Explore the sights of the Shroud with the Spriggan King and our (completely safe) derigible! [ꜰᴜɴ] Monster Guide | Join the Slayer's Guild in this aspiring adventurer's guide to besting beasties! [ꜰᴜɴ] Harvest Dance | Learn the traditional harvest dance and show off your steps! Quest: Obtain a bottle of Mun-Tuy Sauce (while supplies last)!

If you would like to become a vendor or host an activity, just send samfret a DM on Discord or join our event server!

Harvestloom Ceremony 8:30 EST

The closing ceremony will showcase attendees and vendors coming together to spread joy and gratitude to the spirits of nature with a display of Gridania's harvest dance. Quest: Learn Harvest Dance from a conjurer before the closing ceremony.

[crescent-ffxiv]

Classic Club Crescent: Halloween

Who: Boys and girls of every age, who would like to see something strange. Other gender identifications wishing to see something strange also welcome. When: October 12th, 2024 at 7pm eastern. Where: Crystal, Balmung, Goblet, W18, P5. Wear: A halloween costume! Why: Sometimes you just want to relive the old days. What: A bit of nostalgia, a bit of throwback, and a hell of a good time! Crescent Entertainment is partnering up with the Red Lantern Society to create a time machine night back to 2018; but with updated graphics, because let's be real. There'll be all of the classics! The check in line. Maude. The dice roulette. Legally dubious acts for amusement. So, swing on by and relive some of the old days for the fun of it!

🎃 MASTERLINK 🍬

((Crescent club nights are meant to be a joyous occasion, and we understand if everything gets to be a bit much. Slipping out to somewhere quiet and returning is absolutely fine! Given the current atmosphere surrounding ‘clubs’, we’d also like to specify that while we do have a DJ providing optional music, our events are RP events, not twitch-streamed influencer parties.))

★ We’d adore your help in spreading the word, thank you! ★

[cursedcarbuncle]

Heart of the Ooze. S.2 Oct. 13th 8pm PDT/11pm EDT

💎⚔️ Greetings, adventurers and wayfarers… ⚔️💎

The journey begins anon! Join us on October 13th @ 8 PM Pacific/11PM Eastern for an immersive, FFXIV-TTRPG Live Show, as we dive into a mysterious adventure filled with peril, lore, and discovery.

Watch as our adventurers face off against oozing horrors and void-bound mysteries, all while exploring the depths of an abandoned mansion lost to time. Will they uncover the mansion’s secrets, or fall victim to its hidden dangers? 🎲✨

Sit back, relax, and witness the adventure unfold. You won't want to miss this thrilling episode!

— The Cursed Carbuncle 🐾 Twitch Youtube

@mooglemeet @ffxivrp @balmungrpcalendar

[crescent-ffxiv]

The Annual All Saints' Wake Pubcrawl: Wonderland

Who: Us. The Drunken Moogle. The Aetherbound Institute. The Red Lantern Society. The Still & Strings. Cross Realm Wrestling. Cirque Entertainment. NightRaid Network. The Wayfarer's Horn. You! When: October 19th, 2024 starting at 7pm eastern. Where: Starting at Crystal, Balmung, Limsa Lominsa, The Astalicia. Wear: Your maddest wonderland fit! Why: Alcohol and whimsy are just a match made in heaven. What: Every year Crescent Entertainment conjures up the spirit to go on a length crawl across some part of the star, to get those good times flowing, and this year is no different! Join us and our friends through a series of games, stories, music, contests, and, most importantly, so much walking!

🐇 MASTERLINK 🌹 (coming soon)

((Crescent club nights are meant to be a joyous occasion, and we understand if everything gets to be a bit much. Slipping out to somewhere quiet and returning is absolutely fine! Given the current atmosphere surrounding ‘clubs’, we’d also like to specify that while we do have a DJ providing optional music, our events are RP events, not twitch-streamed influencer parties.))

★ We’d adore your help in spreading the word, thank you! ★

[erahsae-ffxiv]

Year Eleven of the Pub Crawls. Probably my most anticipated RP event of the year.

[erahsae-ffxiv]

Buscarron's Druthers Open Roleplay

At 8PM US Eastern on Balmung, there are number of folks gathering at Buscarron's Druthers for some open world / walk up roleplay like we used to focus on back in the day. This isn't an event, just a gathering of people. It's also not limited to just Tuesday nights, but we'd like to encourage anyone to head out there when you need a location for 'something to do'.

It's time to get our stories intermingling again instead of just existing during pre-planned events. (Yes, I know the big weekly gatherings of Buscarron's in planned, but I'd love to see the place getting back to being populated daily like it was before the expansion.)

For letting people know if you're out on other days, there's a few options: The Wandering Roleplayers group / fellowship is excellent for this or finding walk-up roleplay elsewhere in the world: (https://discord.gg/RBfngQq) You can also ping in the Buscarron's discord we've set up for 'job postings' and informal gathering pings at: (https://discord.gg/mnRt5gWHkN)

[erahsae-ffxiv]

FFXIV RP Event Calendar Change Log

Sorry I haven't been keeping up with this over on Tumblr. I'll try to do better to echo the releases here since the automation I was using for it broke. ~ erroch / Erah'sae @ Balmung Additions Aether 09/21/2024 - The Black Market - https://xiv.page.link/w8h7

Crystal 09/20/2024 - [M] Honour's Rest Monster Slaying Tournament - https://xiv.page.link/Db92 10/06/2024 - Cursed Carbuncle Coffee Hour - https://xiv.page.link/GPXT 10/20/2024 - The Cursed Carbuncle - https://xiv.page.link/tFTU

Dynamis 09/17/2024 - The Barbier Boutique - https://xiv.page.link/j4ud 09/30/2024 - The Twelve: A Lecture Series - An Extreme Crash Course

Updates Crystal 09/21/2024 - [M] Siren's Flame Ice Cream Bar (Now weekly, was every other week) 09/24/2024 - Blind Boar Tavern (Now 2nd and 4th Thursdays, was 2nd and 4th Wednesdays) 09/24/2024 - [M] Companions' Rest (New Location: Mateus: Mist Ward 15, Plot 7)

Dynamis 09/19/2024 - [M] Dragonhead (Now listed on Thursdays, was Mondays)

[erahsae-ffxiv]

Crystal Archives

I've heard off and on some want for a communal profile collection, a place to post stories, and find events all under one roof since the old RPC went down. Chaos had created their own replacement but was very local to their own data-center. That same group has been building a version for the Crystal data-center at https://crystalarchives.org/

There is also a Dalamud mod for viewing this profile information in game not unlike the early days of TRP on WoW.

While the site has been up for a while, it now also imports the roleplay events from the FFXIV RP Event Calendar, giving another easy way to keep up with what is happening when.