everything's coming up milhouse

Hi, I'm a guy from Sydney, Australia.

[h1234567890-deactivated]

cursed concept

carbonated milk

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

no

[americandreambarbie]

good morning to everyone except the person who made this

[theshitneyspears]

friend: bitch lets not get sloppy tonight in the club

me: totally! one drink max

*one hour later*

[purpletangyvaginas]

[frappuccinio]

me at school: when i get home im gonna be productive’

me at home: good nite 

[velvetgurl]

ok i decided not to be so emotional and overreacting

[velvetgurl]

failed 

[frookie]

[lightfulfillment]

Real estate agent: this house was built in 1784 and is filled with demons!!!

White ppl:

[thatadult]

beauty guru: *explains in extreme detail what she’s doing*

me: what is she doing

[tastefullyoffensive]

[halab1-deactivated20220711]

Are you in lovee?

No I am in Canada

[erectrode]

I’ve only been horny once in my life and it never stopped

[whothehellisharry1-deactivated2]

2016 moodboard

[waterboarding-deactivated201705]

I feel bad when I watch Alice in Wonderland because this poor little girl is lost and this rude ass atheist caterpillar keeps vaping in her face… poor kid

[buippy-deactivated20210405]

i’m stunned by people who block bots like man that’s just a free follower to me if I got rid of all my loyal vape bots I’d have like 12 followers .. my dirty dozen

[honeyjelli]

*buys something online*

wow it sure is good to have a reason to live again

[seducin]

parents: why don’t you do anything me: minimalism

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

i hate u

well according to this picture i drew of us holding hands this has 2 be untrue