Low cost cosplay Part 3!😂

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noise dept.
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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if i look back, i am lost

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Not today Justin
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Show & Tell
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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Low cost cosplay Part 3!😂
★ 【Ekita玄】 「 鬼滅の刃スーツ風 」 ☆ ⊳ hashira // demon slayer ✔ republished w/permission ⊳ ⊳ follow me on twitter
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Hello! GOT7 is about to have a comeback and I put together a big giveaway I’ve been wanting to do for a long time now!
🌸 1st Prize Winner: GOT7 Mini Album - Flight Log: ARRIVAL 🌸
- includes randomly selected Never or Ever Album + CD + Booklet (3 EA) + 3 Random Photocards + Log Book & Event card + Random Unfolded Poster)
🌸 2nd Prize Winner: GOT7 Album Vol. 2 - FLIGHT LOG : TURBULENCE 🌸
- includes randomly selected Album + Sleeve + CD + Booklet + Deco Sticker + 1 Random Photocard + Event Card + Random Unfolded Poster)
🌸 3rd Prize Winner: GOT7 Mini Album - FLIGHT LOG : DEPARTURE 🌸
- includes randomly selected Rose Quartz or Serenity Album + CD + Booklet (100 P) + 1 Random Photocard + 1 Random Photo Ticket + Departure Card)
🌸 4th Prize (5 Winners): 3 GOT7 Stickers 🌸
- includes 3 Randomly selected large GOT7 stickers, some are stickers all the members and other are individual, stickers are 4″ x 4″, removable, die-cut vinyl, will be sent in a letter)
🌸 5th Prize (15 Winners): 5 GOT7 Lomo Photocards 🌸
- includes 5 Randomly selected GOT7 Lomo photocards, guaranteed at least one Jaebum card because I have so many, all cards 3.5″x 2.2″, will be sent in a letter)
🌸 RULES: 🌸
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winners will be chosen randomly
worldwide shipping! (I’ll pay for shipping costs)
winners will be chosen randomly
winners will have 48 hours to respond (no response and a new winner will be choosen)
giveaway ends on: May 21st 12:00 PM (EST)
Good luck! 🐣
“You know that place between sleep and awake, that place where you still remember dreaming? That’s where I’ll always love you.“
Behold, my first batch of Taekook icons :D You can use it if u want i don’t judge, but pls like or reblog it so i’ll know 😉😉😉
I’ll never not be amused by the fact that I can drop the words “crucifix nail nipples” into a conversation and some of you who have been with me since the livejournal days will join me in the flashbacks, screaming and crying all the way.
I require context. Because this is a very interesting start of a story, and now I need the rest of it. Could I get a link, or a summary, or something? Pretty please?
All right buckle the fuck up kids, it’s the year 2012 and I’ve just been handed what should be an easy editing gig by my senior editor. It’s a vampire erotica story because one of the final Twilight movies is about to come out, and everything is vampires. Everything. I haven’t edited a single thing in months which isn’t about vampires. I am ready, I can do this. So I open the file and notice there’s a typo in the title, which really should have been my first inkling that something horrendous was about to go down, but you see I’m not quite dead inside yet so I carry on, bushy tailed and bright eyed with my faith in humanity intact. It’ll be dead by page 24, but I don’t know that yet. I’m just editing one more vampire boner fest.
The MC is a girl who we’ll call Sue. Sue is a Good Girl™, Sue is Not Like Other Girls™, she is pale and awkward and a virgin and has somehow managed to find herself a Bad Boy™ for a boyfriend. We’ll call him Dickhead.
Now Dickhead as previously stated is a bit of dick, he tries to pressure Sue into sex because he knows she is The One™ but he loves her really so it’s okay. Except it’s not okay because Sue is a Good Girl™ and holding out till marriage which he’s fine with except he’s got such a bad case of blue balls that one night walking home an attractive stranger lures him into an alley with the words “hey stud” and he follows, dick out before she’s even finished her sentence. Well turns out that was a mistake for Dickhead because she’s a vampire, but not just any vampire, a Dick Biting Vampire. So what started out as a skeevy blow job behind a club that he’ll feel bad about in the morning, turns into him being bitten on the dick and drained of his life essence and left for dead. Except DBV fucked up and now he’s a vampire. Are you still with me? Good, cause it’s about to get weirder.
Realizing he is now an abomination, Dickhead flees, becoming a creature of the night and feeding on animals rather than humans to repent for being such an asshole in life. Sue meanwhile is heartbroken, but carries on valiantly with her life and goes to bed each night crying for the loss of her One True Love™ who she would do anything to bring back. Well guess what Sue, Dickhead never really left you! He’s been “instinctively protecting her from rapists” by hiding out on her roof and fighting hobos who try to get to her open window via the fire escape for months now. Because that’s not fucking terrifying at all.
Upon learning of his predicament and how it happened, Sue can do nothing but blame herself. Oh if only she’d let him touch her secret places, then perhaps all of this could be avoided! Meanwhile Dickhead is having another dilemma of his own, realizing too late that his vampire powers have given him super senses and now he can smell her blood and he can’t decide whether he wants to get with her or eat her. And I don’t mean in the French sense. But he is strong! And over comes his base manly vampire instincts and neither rapes not kills her. Hurrah! And this is so romantic that Sue gives it up, but not before she launches into a theory about how in all fairy tales, True Love saves the day, so maybe her magical pure vagina that has never been touched by anyone, not even her, can bring him back to life. So Dickhead being a dickhead agrees and rips her clothes off, but not before he takes one last moment to marvel at the beauty of her purity, because he will never again look on her again and know she is Pure.
If you’ve only vomited once by now, I applaud your resolve.
So they hop on the good foot and do the nasty, except she is literally so pure in spirit, her flesh burns his. And I quote you from memory because these words are burned into my soul: “her breasts bit into his hands, like crucifix nail nipples tearing at his flesh, but he did not care because he loved her so and couldn’t stop”
This phrase haunts me. I dread that it will be the last thing I think about on my death bed and my last words will literally be “god fucking dammit” as I die, carrying that mental image with me into the afterlife. My own solace is in knowing that I inflicted it on other people too, like @ahzuri who is somehow still with me after all these years.
When the magical burning sex fails to heal him and leaves her bruised, battered and broken with “a dainty blue bells of bruises around her secret flower” (I am genuinely quoting this, I could never make something as horrendous as this up without being on acid) Dickhead leaves. Yeah. Off he fucks, leaving her to the mercy of the hobos at her window, and into the night to be the true monster he really is. But wait, there’s more. Remember the dick biting vampire? Well turns out she has figured out she made him into a vampire and has also been stalking HIM and is totally jealous of Sue, so tries to kill her. But again Sues Purity saves her, because sex before marriage which was done out of True Love is not a sin, so she is still a spiritual virgin and I’ll be honest, I started drinking heavily at this point and it’s all a bit of a blur.
A fight ensues some pages later after Dickhead returns, realizing the mistake he has made. And he rescues Sue from the Dick Biter, but not before he assaults Dick Biter, and calls her a slut for luring innocent men into alleys cuts her heart out by cutting her breasts off, at which point i screamed “THAT’S NOT HOW YOU REACH THE HEART” and my brain short circuited completely and I have no idea how it ends because I realized there was 30 pages left and my soul couldn’t take it. I emailed the chief editor like ?????!!!!!!????!!!!!! and the book was immediately pulled from the work line and the author dismissed from the publishing house. Turns out she was a friend of a friend and that was how she got the manuscript past our entry levels for requirement.
And that’s the story of how an author sent me death threats for over a month because I stopped her shitty vampire porn from ever seeing the light of day. You’re all fucking WELCOME.
This was a ride from start to finish OH MY GOD.
Murder Husbands
Me: I need to go the fuck to sleep! It's 3 am!
Me: *continues scrolling*
Birds: *start chirping*
Sun: *rises*
Me: well fuck
I had to
well I suppose it’s only fair then
IwaOi
Original: 【腐】いわおい【岩及】
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it hurts, doesn’t it?
Ah, shit. Yes, it does. It hurts so bad.
finally an oasis in this wasteland.
THESE. HURT. ME. SO. BAD.
Kill Your Darlings (2013) dir. John Krokidas
Karasuno third years’ power balance: daichi can punch asahi suga can punch daichi no one can touch suga