vox clamantis

camille, 20, france. hufflepuff. isfp. libra. multifandom. whore for greek mythology. roleplayer. i draw sometimes, too.

[eriarnis]

pôle emploi, je te hais, je t'exècre, je te chie dans la bouche.

[summer-roberts]

[eriarnis]

summer-roberts:

I’m the sixth in our family to go to Hogwarts. You could say I got a lot to live up to. Bill and Charlie have already left – Bill was head boy and Charlie was captain of Quidditch. Now Percy’s a prefect. Fred and George mess around a lot, but they still get really good marks and everyone thinks they’re really funny. Everyone expects me to do as well as the others, but if I do, it’s no big deal, because they did it first.

[eriarnis]

Someone: *in a crowd and can't find their french friend*

Someone: *yells* CA SE SENT

French friend: *from across the room* CA SE SENT QUE C'EST TOI !

Someone: Found them

[eriarnis]

Someone:*in a crowd and can't find their french friend*

Someone:*yells* ANTISOCIAL

French Friend:*from across the room* TU PERDS TON SANG FROID

Someone:Here they are

[swaglexander-the-great]

A Brief Summary: Ancient Greeks

[eriarnis]

swaglexander-the-great:

Helen: Dame that hatched out of an egg and started a giant war

Achilles: Cross-dresses, sulks then kills people then dies

Patroklus: Sasstroklus

Amphiaraus: Hoe broke Hades’ ceiling

Aeneas: Roman plot armour 

Paris: Lil bitch with godly help. Additional: Should have picked a different goddess

Herakles: Fucked up by Hera but was still an ass. Disney lies.

Odysseus: Clever ho with the stupidest crew in the entire universe

Pirithous: Hades made his buttocks smooth

Penelope: *Lady Gaga Voice* Boys Boys Boys

Briseis: *Lady Gaga voice* Boys Boys Boy- *all the boys die* shit

The Entirety of Sparta: It’s ok to be gay (in fact it’s kinda illegal not to be)

Bellerophon: Tamed Pegasus then was killed by a fly

Tydeus: The First Zombie *groans braaaaains in the background*

Ganymede: Literally the hottest man in existence

Agamemnon: Actual, literal trash

Clydemnestra: She who takes out the actual, literal trash

Asclepius: Healed people, raised people from the dead, was the son of a god and was killed for it. Sound familiar? 

Hephaestion: (whoops he’s a Macedonian) A+ thighs but died eating chicken

Alexander the Great: (another Macedonian lol) actually just great

Icarus: Don’t get high, kids 

Pasiphae: Whoops, Hera made me fuck a bull

Oedipus: Motherfucker

Theseus: Saved by his balls. Well, Ariadne’s ball. Of string.

Nausicaa: She ain’t afraid of no naked man

Hector: Lucky Apollo was on his side or he’d never have recovered from that Patroburn\rock to the face

Cassandra: tbh should probably have fucked Apollo

Anchises: Aphrodite has a thing for cripples

Diomedes: boss aSS BITCHH *the crowd goes wild* *gods run off*

Polyphemus: MANFLESH

Daedalus: Amazing maze man

Perseus: Killed a dame with wild-as hair and killed his dad with a discus (DIDN’T FCUKING RIDE PEGASUS U HOLLYWOOD TRASH)

Circe: Men are literally pigs

Laocoon (and sons): Get these motherfuckin’ snakes off this motherfuckin’ beach

Telemachus: I MUST BE SWIFT AS A RAGING RIVER\ WITH ALL THE FORCE OF A GREAT TYPHOON *becomes a man into the distance, that distance being Sparta*

If y’all want to know the stories behind any of these, send me an ask

[eriarnis]

tsunamiwavesurfing:

short girls always wanna fight yall like mini batteries overflowing with energy cause yall bodies too small to contain it if only yall had used it to grow instead

[eriarnis]

supermariotteblog:

cebalrai:

lourher:

lourher:

In France we had that one commercial which starred a bearskin rug as a movie director in Hollywood that gave his instructions in english with a terrible french accent and at one point he flies into a rage and screams “I DON’T GIVE A SHIIIIIIT” this commercial was the best i miss it.

I was not lying

Canal + ads are always the best.

Here’s the video

I’m proud of my country…just because of this video.

[eriarnis]

From now on we will be using code names

Eagle 1: Scorpio

Been There, Done That: Sagittarius, Aquarius, Cancer

Currently Doing That: Pisces, Virgo

It Happened Once In A Dream: Capricorn, Aries, Gemini

If I Had To Pick A Dude: Taurus, Leo

Eagle 2: Libra

[mae-martin]

[eriarnis]

paceingcolin:

cinnamon rolls of sense8

[eriarnis]

lililibird:

seiya234:

dreamslessordinary:

princess-sparklemullet:

so sometimes i think about harry potter being in the aurors and like

he’d never really thought about child protective services, muggle or otherwise, cause it’d never been relevant, right? like when he was a miserable kid he just thought that was what it was like being an orphan. but then he sees cases come through the department where parents are murdered and there’s kids sitting in their waiting room with copies of the quibbler and water waiting while an auror sits down with a family tree and tries to find whatever relatives this kid might have in the wizarding world, going back maybe even five generations to find anyone living and vaguely related to this child to drop them off with

and he goes to shit apartments in diagon alley after noise complaints and finds children who are black and blue with hexed, bleeding skin who insist they were just playing with a weasley’s wizard wheeze, no really mr. potter

and he thinks about how merope gaunt stumbled into a muggle orphanage and left them a child who would grow up learning fear was the key to harmony, and becoming a god meant safety

and really, how was the headmaster of a school the person who made the call about where he ended up, how was the system so haphazard that a man who wouldn’t be part of his life for another ten years got to make the biggest decision of his life

harry thinks about his cupboard

and then harry potter sits down with hermione and ron and neville (cause of course neville would want a stake in this) and says, “we need to change the wizarding world again.”

and they do.

#the anti-cupboard league#molly weasley knits sweaters with every letter of the alphabet

HEADCANON ACCEPTED! 

Hermione using her power at the ministry to start a new division, the entire massive Weasley-Potter family just being used to random children coming to their weekly family dinners at the Burrow, Harry volunteers immediately for every auror mission that might involve a child, everyone in the division having specific kids that they go check in with twice a month, reminders sent out to all of the adopting parents/foster parents about making sure everyone’s school supplies are bought, and financial aid that makes it so none of the kids feel like they’re asking for too much when really it’s just school supplies.

The trio’s kids (with Victoire in charge) all trying to start a little support group at Hogwarts, and even though there’s not enough students there to actually make it a viable help source, since abuse is not found in a ton of homes. But then they decide to make the group just for everyone, and Professor Longbottom supervises, and the pure-blood kids who are pressured into being elitist can come in and say what they really feel, and the muggle borns can relate to one another about how difficult it is to relate to their parents. The emotional support that really should be necessary at a magical boarding school is finally given to the kids who need it.

Molly Weasley taking her first job in years (besides world class mother of all and badass queen obviously), as one of the consultants for the Ministry division, and she always has candy on her desk and while all of the people deal with paperwork and legal matters, she helps the scared kids calm down by teaching them how to knit or taking them on a tour through all of the restricted parts of the ministry just to distract them, holding their little hands the whole time and trying to decide which of her 20 some children and grandchildren and honorary children this child is most like so she can relate to them better.

Harry becoming the chosen one/poster child once again, but now for something he actually chose to save. Because ‘do you know who else overcame abuse/neglect/no parents/etc etc too, kid? Harry freakin’ Potter, yep, that’s right.’ and he’ll take the time any day to shake a kid’s hand because you know what? They can be the guy who saves the wizarding world too.

[kairisheart]

[uniquehairstyles]

[eriarnis]

uniquehairstyles:

uniquehairstyles ✌❇

[eriarnis]

interruptedbyanal:

do u ever suddenly realise how unpopular and disliked and lonely you are and then you’re kind of just like ohhhhhhhhhh o k

[eriarnis]

Someone: *in a crowd and can't find their french friend*

Someone: *yells* DECALECATAN DECALECATAN

French Friend: *from across th room* OHéé Ohéééé !!

Someone: Here they are

[entertainmentweekly]

[eriarnis]

authorsarahdessen:

entertainmentweekly:

Authors took to Twitter today to give hilarious advice on what NOT to say to a writer via #TenThingsNotToSayToAWriter—and the results were GREAT.

LOVE this. 

[kindastrology]

The signs in 10 years

[eriarnis]

kindastrology:

Aries : getting married Taurus : buying a pet Gemini : agent/ FBI Cancer : going to a bunch of concerts Leo : broke and homeless Virgo : pole dancing Libra : prison Scorpio : drug addict Sagittarius : billionaire Capricorn : owning a library Aquarius : being famous Pisces : in a mental asylum

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