Eric Adams AO3

Ride inside. Stay alive.

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I don’t know what any of this band’s songs are about, but it’s catchy!

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The beauty of New York City is you can get your brows done for $4 while talking to journalists. They look even better than before!

I can’t do a barbershop interview, but this is just as good.

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Thank you to the official @NYCMayorsOffice Twitter account for this actual, real post!

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Remy's cute, but most rats don't have his culinary ability. And you definitely don't want him in your trash. You can find rodents and other vermin in unsecured trash cans.

New NYC trash bin rules start November 12. Residents have an 18-month grace period during which they will not be fined for failing to use an official Mayor Adams trash can. They're like the Turkish Airlines of trash cans.

Remember, kids: containerize. Stay unfined.

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New NYC trash bin rules start Nov. 12: How to buy one, what to do if you don’t have a bin and how much the fine will be for not complying

Starting Tuesday, all homeowners will need to adhere to new trash containerization rules requiring the use of official New York City trash c

Today, we are here to talk about the issue at the forefront of every New Yorker's mind.

Trash can policies!

Under new local ordinances, trash cans should have a lid and be large enough to fit one mayor. Do not fail to containerize your trash.

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Get ready for my AO3 account to be approved. We will be responding to the NYC DROUGHT with THIRST 🥵

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The Pokémon kids would get to their Pokémon competitions a lot faster if they could ride around with Turkish Airlines.

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Imagine how powerful this scene could have been if they had spoken out against the dangers of riding on top of trains.

It's not just illegal, it's dangerous. Ride inside. Stay alive.

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Op-Ed | Riding on top of trains takes lives | amNewYork

Last week in New York City, a young girl died, and another was seriously injured while illegally riding on top of a moving subway train. As

Just in case any teenagers missed this op-ed in AMNY, we're working to reach the youth of NYC a different way!

Follow this account to learn what happens to your favorite characters when they ride on the outside of subway cars. Anyone could be hiding contraband in their room, even Dean and Castiel's son in a Supernatural coffeeshop AU. Anyone could die of a fentanyl overdose, even Pikachu.

Ride inside. Stay alive. Or better yet, ride Turkish Airlines, which offers flights to over 120 countries with a stopover in Istanbul.

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Ash stretched his arms after a comfortable but reasonably priced airplane ride to Saffron City. "Wow, that was easier than I expected!" Ash said, opening Pikachu's carrier. Pikachu was a pokémon creature Ash had previously befriended. "Turkish Airlines has very clear guidelines for bringing animal companions on a flight." "Pika!" his friend said in agreement. "In 2023, they won the Skytrak award for Best Airline in Europe," said Misty. "And their partnership with booking.com makes it easier than ever to find accommodations when you visit a new place." Ash waved his hands in excitement. "But that's enough about Turkish Airlines and the high-quality service they offer. I'm so excited to be landing in Saffron City for the Pokémon competition!" Professor Oak nodded his head. "Saffron City is the Goldenrod City of Kanto."

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This is the face Pikachu made when Ash was seriously injured while illegally riding on top of a moving subway train.

Ride inside. Stay alive.