pool boy at the vampire mansion

alex | him/they | 24 | australia

[mx-unsmiley]

new pinned post just dropped

hi im alex from melbourne/naarm and i post about. things that i like <3

enjoyer of: my chem/mcr, sonic, deltarune, ace attorney, twin peaks, bg3, and like. other things. but the list would be too long. i'm #multifaceted

some tags:

i generally try to add alt text to all my own posts when possible but i dont have much time to ID every post i rb, apologies!

#vetted fundraiser has GFMs/fundraisers, mostly palestinian (also tagged #palestine)

if you can: please donate to muhammad and his family. their GFM was deleted and they've had to start from scratch. it's been ages since they've had donations and they still need help.

Donate to Help Zaen and Yehya to get out of Gaza, organized by Mahmoud Salama

I am Muhammad Shehab from Gaza These are my sons Zaen and Yahya I wr… Mahmoud Salama needs your support for Help Zaen and Yehya

(i cant actually stop anyone from following technically but if i see an inkling of transphobia, terfs, pretty much any genre of queer exclusionism, MAPs or whatever the hell pedos call themselves these days, zionists/pro-israel, or proana people… get blocked and go fuck yourself LOL)

[wiki-but-made-them-up]

[goldensunset]

when the characters never really make peace with it

[swaxe]

Today's LGBTQ+ Character of the day is

The Essential Worker (heavily implied)

[polari]

mind you before sinners we didn’t have definitive proof that it was possible to successfully make a movie in 2025

[velvetys]

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

[cobaltspartan]

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

[spaceboytoy]

Hello bisexual community

[spaceboytoy]

Begin killing

[tartrazeen]

[iapislazuli]

when i was at walgreens (at 3 in the morning which explains all of this) the cashier was talking to her coworker about how shed rather be a werewolf than a vampire because vampires are condemned to hell but werewolves arent and then she asked me what i thought and i said vampire because im already condemned to hell and she said in the nicest tone of voice “i dont think anybody is condemned to hell….” paused, stared at me for a few moments, and added on “…not even gay people” 

[iapislazuli]

Happy pride month to the filthiest most brutal read I’ve ever been given in my life

[lesbianjarjarbinks]

remember when they were like “hey we’re my chemical romance” and then played fucking war beneath the rain with no warning

[rudecurator]

one of my favorite lines in the whole comic full stop

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[drxgonfvcker-deactivated2019061]

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

[running-with-toast]

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[tdg267]

the-masters-shadow hahahahahahahhaahhahahahaa pffffdf

[somethingwickedthiswaylives-dea]

This is such a beautiful thing

[metal-n-tech-nerd-deactivated20]

Jesus christ

[commanderchrist-deactivated2017]

Ah, man. What a great post. *ties ballsack tightly with a hemp rope* TAKE IT FROM HERE DELORES! *Delores the amazon dressed in tight leather puts on a pair of spiked high heels. She starts stomping the sack* Oh! Ow! Oh god! Fuck yeah in the sack! Thats my sack! Oof! Oh! The sack baby, OHH!

[mr-downer]

yo what the fuck happened to this post

[stargirl720]

I’m. I’m not the only one seeing this right. Please tell me I’m not the only one seeing this.

[tormastorm]

little summer doodle with team rose

[dullahandyke]

Just realised that turnabout corner happens this month which means klavier gavin is going to be real soon. In pride month no less. Hes literally going to exist contemporaneously soon #excited

[empathviv]

Gay Winston from Overwatch: Excuse me for... being gay

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

He doesn't need a fucking excuse honey that's the point of PRIDE Winston !!!!

[empathviv]

PROUD Gay Winston: Did somebody say... penis?

[coern]

watching iron lung in actual good quality but it got too scary so we put up images of markiplier smiling and looking happy in the corner

[coern]

[spazzsoph]

happy pride month :]