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The cries from what appeared to be a dead cat called out from outside his Upper East Side penthouse, cursing at his doorman’s inability to keep those whom do not own a flat in the building led him to scuffle his Gucci sliders against the wooden flooring - opening to what appeared to be a very drunken ( or sick ) man. “No, I’m not Ashley, nor is there one that lives in this building. If you’re looking for Regina - however -” He nods towards the door opposite, “She is currently married, and her husband is home.” A lie, but he cannot help the jealously that riles.
“Her husband?” Eric hadn’t a clue on where he was or who he was talking to, but he thought his mistake could lead to a bit of fun. “Mind if I wait in here with you until her husband leaves? I’ll even let you keep the ice cream.” He suggested trying to keep a serious face. “Nice shoes.” He added as his blue hues glanced down and noticed the slides that looked particularly expensive.











