I have no idea who's steering the ship

Brit. 31. US. welcome to wonderland; make yourself at home. turns out all my problems are entirely of my own making ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[uncertainlys]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

[goth-queen]

[deathgasmic]

half avoidant on my father's side

[vampzip]

half anxious on my mother’s side

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I understand WHY, ethically and practically, you can't just keep whatever animal you want as a pet, but I also think that I, personally, should be allowed to adopt a colossal squid

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I'm glad you asked! it is easier to relocate a human than to relocate a colossal squid, so the plan is for me to walk into the ocean and never be seen again

[obesitycore]

release your inner bitches feel the rain on your skin 

[bi-halobearer]

it was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of light, it was the season of darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair.

and it lives only in our memory

[nyasm]

[syrenki]

your daughter is a pleasure to have on the dashboard

[bismuth-soup]

Reblog if prev is a pleasure to have on the dashbord

[fairycosmos]

does anyone know how to make a desicion

[fairycosmos]

never mind i figured it out it's like when tracy chapman said leave tonight or live and die this way

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[dorothygale]

boss makes a dollar i make a dime that's why i do taylor swift activities on company time

[dorothygale]

[porrn-deactivated20160804]

Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???

[mostly10]

[sunpalms]

thanks to tumblr literally every time i go to the bathroom when i’m drunk i think about this post and sit there laughing to myself trying not to fall off the toilet

[everyday-cutephoto]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black mackerel tabby with moderate white spotting

[sossegato]

no that's the evil chancellor

[goldensunset]

idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time

[the-pretty-boys]

CHRISTOPHER BRINEY

[depsidase]

[dailycatsblog]