Mischievous Eris

"Strife whose wrath is relentless, she who is only a little thing at the first, but thereafter grows until she strides on the earth with her head striking heaven."

[eris-goddessofchaos]

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[eos-goddessofdawn-deactivated20]

What are you doing?

[eris-goddessofchaos]

"What does it look like?"

[eris-goddessofchaos]

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[threadofexistence]

"What are you planning on doing with that?"

[eris-goddessofchaos]

"If I told you, it wouldn't be a surprise."

[eris-goddessofchaos]

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[ares-godof-war-blog]

"You know, there’s a saying about playing with fire." 

[eris-goddessofchaos]

"Oh? You afraid I'm going to get burned?"

[eris-goddessofchaos]

"Admit it,"

[inablinkofaeye]

"A blacksmith and husband to Aphrodite"

"It may do him well to have that type of outcome. What are you sister?"

[eris-goddessofchaos]

Eris only scoffed at his mention of being a husband. She shook her head and a sly smile appeared. "What am I? I am chaos, brother. Plain and simple."

[eris-goddessofchaos]

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[theloupgaroux]

and I look out for you

[eris-goddessofchaos]

"Admit it,"

[inablinkofaeye]

"No. I am not. I know what I am, and it is not naive."

"Once again you are right. Be happy he does not…chase you. Sister."

[eris-goddessofchaos]

"Tell me then, what are you, brother?"

"It would do him no good to chase me. The outcome would not be in his favor."

[eris-goddessofchaos]

"Admit it,"

[pleasureableaphrodite]

"Not much actually. Making sure that everyone’s happy and cared for most of the time."

[eris-goddessofchaos]

"Yes yes, that's just lovely."

"I hear you've added another member to the family as well."

[eris-goddessofchaos]

"Admit it,"

[zeus-the-almighty]

"I don’t have a very good memory, it’s my only fault."

[eris-goddessofchaos]

"Keep telling yourself that."

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"Well. Aren’t you just queen of the party poopers."

[eris-goddessofchaos]

"You'll get over it."

[eris-goddessofchaos]

"Admit it,"

[zeus-the-almighty]

"I don’t even have a favorite child, you must know that."

[eris-goddessofchaos]

"I doubt you even remember all of our names."

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[godqueenhera-deactivated2014082]

"Perhaps. Though if you do, just know I’ll take it as a positive answer to the question you so skillfully neglected to give."

"Do you need some love, Eris? Is that what this is about?"

[eris-goddessofchaos]

"There is no such thing as love."

[pandarolf]

[godqueenhera-deactivated2014082]

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[godqueenhera-deactivated2014082]

"No. I call it a slightly rough love tap. Did you enjoy it as much as I did?"

[eris-goddessofchaos]

"Perhaps I should return the favor, hmm?"

[eris-goddessofchaos]

"Admit it,"

[zeus-the-almighty]

"So you still hate me? I thought you’d grow out of it."

[eris-goddessofchaos]

"Well I've never really been your favorite child, have I? Don't want to change that now."

[foreverfailing-ateverything]

[eris-goddessofchaos]

"Admit it,"

[zeus-the-almighty]

"To my furniture. God’s forbid you’re ever nice to me."

[eris-goddessofchaos]