So far, so good

Meh

[sandmandaddy69]

[fantaboy91]

[moreglitter]

STOP. moment of gratitude for those precious times of breathing from your nostrils when you don't have a stuffy nose

[paulgadzikowski]

Everyone who doesn't have a headache right now, stop right now for a moment and appreciate how good it is not to have a headache.

[pandarolf]

Bewitched

[pandarolf]

How to enemies to lovers, a tutorial.

[puppynametaken]

You unlock secret dialogue by being open about your kinks with friends

[freeingalexandra]

you unlock hidden events too

[grungixfungix]

Devastated that rbs were turned off. I need this on my blog.

[wellthatschaotic]

i love when the gender options are "male" "female" and "prefer not to answer"

like it just reads as "boy" "girl" and "what are you, a cop? i don't owe you anything"

[foone]

My gender is "come back with a warrant"

[penroseparticle]

This website is elite. This website is the blueprint, it's the pinnacle. There is no website like it. I lwill never leave this website

[powerviolence-princess]

yeah I've been feminizing my voice *does a flawless dog bark*

[anidealshape]

the r/curatedtumblr -> tumblr migration is so funny to me. it's like going to the zoo and enjoying it so much you climb into the enclosure to live with the monkeys

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

Maybe becoming a werewolf wouldn't fix my mental illness but it would fix my Not Being A Werewolf problem

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Becoming a werewolf would replace most of my immediate problems with brand new, exciting problems.

[ordr]

she says "u gotta try this shit," hands me water

[presidentmenace]

[sadboyfactory]

This man is qualified to play as nightwing

[feistyfrank]

This man is qualified to fuck me

[maraglen]

I think he is qualified to be a helicopter too

[writing-myself-sane]

And there ladies and gentlemen are the three sides of Tumblr: nerdy, horny, high

[pandarolf]

One thing I absolutely love on this hellsite is spending 15 minutes reading a long and detailled texte about a specific subject, being mind blown about this new piece of information, and just when i’m about to go “wow that was such an interesting read, i’ll make sure to remember it.” the comment right underneath goes “umm yeah no actually that’s not true at all, and here is why”

[pandarolf]

Puppy Vi waiting for her tall gf

[sndwave]

“Does this game have fall damage?” I ask as I have already leapt off the tallest building in the game

[bogleech]

Why does the entire rest of the internet think tumblr is “dying” or “dead” when I have seen absolutely no drop in activity level on here ever

[transgirl-link]

Would you rather twitter and reddit people move back here? I think it’s good people think we’re dead

[tribeofthedrunkenweasles]

[gabe495]

( despite the massive drop in activity since *the incident*, my timeline has been way more sane since then too )

[d4rk-vigil4nt]

don’t tell anyone we’re still here. we like that everyone thinks we’re dead.

[brightlotusmoon]

“I can’t believe Tumblr is dead.”

*in the distance* “Yes, keep telling people we’re dead!”

“Sometimes I can still hear their voice.”

*in the distance* “No you can’t, we’re dead!”

[xcziel]