errrrmmmm ily

bit becomes her

[rxttingcorpse]

[splendibugzz]

bdubs ass post

@shadexxxx

[ermmmilly]

anti-immigration australia marches can suck my nuts

Last sunday capital cities across Australia conducted anti-immigration marches, headed by neo-nazis. I'm just feeling so angry about it I need to express it somewhere. The utter hypocrisy and irony of a nation founded on colonisation being anti-immigration is laughable. When every white person in this nation is the descendant of an immigrant what footing do you even have to stand on. Anti-immigration should mean the same thing as first-nations being given their rightful land back. How absolutely stupid. And you know it's not targeted to my dutch immigrant boss, it's straight up explicit racism.

I hope everyone who attended in sincerity bites their own tongue off. This country would be nothing without non-white immigrants.

[ermmmilly]

unfortunately i am enjoying a boost juice while listening to fiona apple and reading fan fiction so yes i am happy and content

[comradesummers]

people who like repressed characters should watch buffy the vampire slayer. it may not seem like it at first what with the friendly demeanor and seemingly outgoing personality, but buffy summers is actually the most repressed little weirdo ever in the history of fiction.

[ermmmilly]

Welp I made this, I think I’m proud of it haha. This was my first time drawing a full body pose.

[ermmmilly]

Wow

Wouldn’t it be crazy if old ladies tasted like leather. It sure would... be crazy

[i-live-for-queen]

Reblog this if you think that Ace and Aro people are part of the LGBT+ community

Trying to prove a point to my classmates

[ermmmilly]

Yee yee mother fricker, we’re serving validation tonight

[ermmmilly]

Spread the word

Doing the worm is just horizontal belly dancing

[anyanp]

~I know that ooh, birds fly in different directions Ooh, I hope to see you again Ooh, birds fly in different directions Ooh, so fly high, so fly high~

[ermmmilly]

~Prtty colourr~

[ermmmilly]

So there’s this bot that predicts paragraphs off of the sentence you put in and umm

[ermmmilly]

CONCEPT

A human and their skeleton are separated through ~mysterious~ circumstances, the skeleton carries around their persons blob of skin and organs while we go on an amazing heartfelt journey together, to save themselves.

At first there’s some arguments but they become an amazing team, by the end of this beautiful journey they become really close.

As they put their physical forms back together they’re faced with the reality that although they’ll always be together, they’ll never really be together, no conversations or lunches together or anything. The story is wrapped up bittersweet and leaving the reader to be existential and properly and seasonally spooped.

[ermmmilly]

I present to my nonexistent followers, an art. By me. Yayyyy :)

[skyblob]

Please take care of this lil green bean when I’m gone, thanks. I don’t deserve her.

[ermmmilly]

She’s baby

[victoriasartsus]

Thought I’d Contribute

[ermmmilly]

Valid af

[thegoodomensdumpster]

Hey, what’s your favorite mispelling / mispronuncing ( intentionnal or not ) of Aziraphale’s name that you’ve seen ? Mine is Azirafalafel. Because. Food.

[thegoodomensdumpster]

OK I looked at the tags and reblogs we had so far and made a list of all the ways Aziraphale’s name has been butchered that I was able to gather:

CLASSIC MENU

Aziraphael

Azirafail

Azirafuck

Azirafool

MEDECINAL ( or medicinal-like )

Azipazipafil

Acetaminophen

Aziramafol

Advil

Azimuthal

Aripiprazole

AN ATTEMPT WAS MADE

Azluhfall

Azshmsnue ( not a keysmash but an attempt at transcribing a sound )

Azazafrazzle

Azriaphale

Azizofel

Azifae-Azirafee-Angel

Azzy Rah Felly ( mispronunciation )

Azirapale

Ezrafell

A-sarah-pale

Aziphrael

A-zee-a-field

Azzie Fell

Azifafa-something

Az-rah-fah-lee-fuck it

Azifa… Azizafa… Azizzy ? I can’t say his name

Az-ah-raffle

Israphel

Azipherel

NOT EVEN TRYING

Azi Something

Angel-fell

Azirazzledazzle

Assface (needlessly mean!)

Azzzzzzzle

Ahjhfjkdllgwk

Aziraphallus ( VERY CURSED)

Azrijekalddals

Azirajjkjflkjkjl

Aziraframed ( FOR MURDER )

Zoofel

Azirafalafel

Aziraflambé

Azdokjkjkjkjkjkj

Keysmash ( yes, just… Keysmash )

TRANSLATIONS BEING… UNEXPECTED

A Zero Fell ( auto generated subtitles on Amazon ! )

Yaz ( Chinese auto-translation that desperatly tries to be hip with the kids but really isn’t)

Erziraphael ( German Translation )

JUST GONNA USE ANOTHER WORD ENTIRELY

Asphalt

Aerodynamic

Aeropostale

Aeroplane

and my favorite … Chlorophyll

[thegoodomensdumpster]

There have been a lot of hilarious new additions in the replies and tags to this post since the last time, but I don’t think I’ll take the time to list them anymore. I can’t spend my life doing this, unfortunately XD

[ermmmilly]

Tag yourself I’m Aziraphallus

[copperbadge]

* With the advent of the automobile there was a bright, shining, hopeful moment when Aziraphale thought, Ah, yes. The truly civilized way to travel. Ten minutes later he witnessed Crowley’s driving for the first time from inside Crowley’s new car, and realized that somewhere A Mistake Had Been Made.

This is the best footnote I ever have written or possibly ever will write. 

[ermmmilly]

Oml this is amazing

[ellenripleysbelieveitornot]

Crowley: Nice harp.

Aziraphale: Oh, it’s actually not a harp, it’s-

Crowley: Are you calling me a lyre?

Aziraphale:

[ermmmilly]

Dead