#sneep

[estashit]

baby little first year snape (⁠ ⁠´⁠◡⁠‿⁠ゝ⁠◡⁠`⁠)

[fafodill]

Sneep is baby 🤍

He is 🤍

[sneppu]

One of my silly headcanons is that Arthur Weasley is forever fond of Snape, because once upon a time, at some mandatory order event, Snape ended up explaining in a bit too much detail, exactly how one might go about stealing a muggle car the muggle way such that the ministry would not be alerted.

[blueboxfive]

Thank you @sevfan for this amazing commission! 😍🤣

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[notamalfoy-justagirl]

Severus Snape with back pain

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[achingless]

The Marauders should call each other Tape Measure, Pliers, Wrench, and Pencil. Tape Measure for Moony, a retractable ruler, because Perfect Remus knows the rules yet has no spine. Pliers for Prongs; pliers look vaguely like antlers and James needs nothing less than pliers to ply his head out of his ass. Wrench for Wormtail; a wrench in the Light side's plans and can be a play on "wench". And Pencil for Padfoot; as a 40-something year old man who still uses insults like Snivellus, he gets the lamest tool in a tool box.

The Marauders are tools, is what I'm trying to say.

[er-idkhehe]

can we have a universe where Severus Tobias Snape WINS.

a loving, understanding father. Who did NOT get drunk etc.

Had quite a few friends.

was NOT considered ugly. (He can look the same. But not SEEN as ugly)

was not bullied from the moment he stepped foot in the Hogwarts train.

was NOT hung upside down and sexually assaulted.

was NOT almost mauled to death by a werewolf

was NOT forced to become a death eater.

Did NOT accidentally call his friend the m word.

Did NOT have the dark Lord target his best friend.

did not have his BEST FRIEND die.

with her husband and baby.

Was NOT made to be a double agent.

and died of old age.

etc

[sneepygirl]

Sneep :))