his eyes say fucky fucky

💕over 30 ⚔️ they/it/void💕 💕spicy artist ⚔️ minors please dni. ty!💕

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🖤 hi hi, i’m omens! 🖤

💕 i’m a queer artist & author. my work is VERY spicy. if you're not 18 or older, hit the bricks!!!

💕 i draw fanart and original characters

💕 use the tags #omensart & #omensfic to find posts

💕 uncensored work on ⛓️ bluesky & fics on⛓️ ao3

💕 AI is an instant block from me, dawg. shit nasty

💕 i take “paid requests” :) you can DM me if you have questions. do not leave comments on my work asking me to DM you, because i will not.

💕 if something i wrote/drew inspires you, you don’t need to ask permission to pursue that inspiration! (pls pls pls tag me tho, i would love to see!) fanart of any of my deadpool variants is also ok and will make me explode with gratitude

💕 do NOT trace my work! i’m not an expert, i make mistakes and you’re not gonna learn anything copying me

💕 you may use my work for icons/banners etc as long as you provide credit, and don’t use art that was commissioned by someone! (all comms are watermarked as such)

💕 wade wilson is my wife. he is my princess my darling my 6’2” babygirl!!! and i believe he should be passed around the marvel universe like a blunt

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top or bottom is not decided based on looks, height, strength, personality, etc. it solely depends on which one of them I want to strap within an inch of their life

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wade giving logan a back massage and back shots at the same time yapping away happily while logan drools on the bed. amen

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I still think about Wade’s “i did it for you” line in DP+W and I get so pissed off at him like. you somehow missed the whole fucking point my guy she wants you to do it for YOURSELF jfc

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baby krakenpools 🦑

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return of the aggressive crop!

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🔗 hook, line & sinker

sequel to live bait, dead meat

pairing: poolverine

rating: explicit

warnings: dubcon/CNC elements, monsterfucking, cannibalism, sea monster shit, kidnapping. see fic tags for more details

summary: (sea monster AU) Wade was not expecting his snack to survive mealtime, but he did, and now the kraken's got a grumbly little manpet to take care of. It's great fun! He provides enrichment, feeds him, plays with his hair and all that good shit. Only problem is...krakens are very instinct-driven. For them, sex always starts with a chase or a fight, and ends with the loser being penetrated by more than just teeth. Wade was sure Logan was going to die. That's the only reason he let the not-quite-human fuck him. It was supposed to be his secret guilty pleasure. But now...he can't stop thinking about it.

(Logan catches Wade pleasuring himself with a tentacle and you can probably guess where it goes from there.)

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The doctor said I had to stop drinking so much coffee, but how else am I supposed to write poolverine all day

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🔗package for mister wilson

pairing: poolverine rating: explicit warnings: n/a summary: no powers, human AU. Logan’s come out of retirement and is working as a mail carrier. Wade’s a mouthy recluse with a video doorbell. Both disabled vets, both lonely. And they’re gonna kiss.

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typical tuesday night for these guys

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hi i saw you post about missing him so i wanted to ask will there ever be an update on krakenpool?

yes! i’m not done with him yet by a long shot i promise. i’ve got stuff planned with my buddy Ollie as well as some solo work i could maybe work on for mermay…rraaaarrghfdjhfrjfr

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should i just start throwing chapters of fics into the wind?

yes

no

Voting ended onApr 20

i usually wait until the meat of a fic is done before i start posting it but im writing a lot slower these days, so im thinking of changing that

ultimately i will do whatever the fuck i want but im just curious how y'all feel abt it

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I just read almost every one of your fics on ao3 and i gotta say. Each and every one of those was a fucking banger. And your art is so beautiful. Thank you for sharing your creations with the world! ❤️❤️

RAAAAAHHH omg hi thank you so much for taking the time to let me know you enjoy my stuff! <3

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i miss krakenpool i wonder what my lttle seamonster is up to these days

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would you come inside and try his baked goods? 🧁

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indoor boy Wade Wilson! he is no match for mailman Logan’s tiny shorts. he doesn’t stand a fucking chance.

he likes loose, soft clothing because his skin is very easily irritated. you will not catch him out in public without his mask. he would rather sweat to death than show skin outside his house. he orders in for everything— except dessert because he likes baking. between gaming, learning to paint, and harassing assholes online, he keeps pretty busy.

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ple-ease mister post man, wo-oh-oh-oaaahhh! 🎶💌