Stefan.

23-årig Odenseaner i Haderslev. Spoken Word poet. Rødvin og poesi på @whileweremember. Verden mangler mere kærlighed.

[whileweremember]

umm i turned some writing into talking

[mia-patia]

In Denmark we don’t say fistbump, we say håndkartoffel which means handpotato and I think that’s beautiful.

[strangedenmark]

Should we do a hand potato? Ow I mean fitsbump?

[error14020]

HVEM FUCK SIGER HÅNDKARTOFFEL

[katistrophe]

Sorry for latching on to your comment like that, but as a Danish learner I’m currently hating my brain. I know, I KNOW that’s just “who”. 

But the German part of my brain parses this as dative.

And the English part of my brain goes “okay, got it :D” and just goes

WHOMST THE FUCK

[error14020]

whomst the fuck is actually amazing and i will bring it into my english, thank you.

[error14020]

Adult content isn't what it used to be, eh, @chipsmakingabitchthirsty?

[just-shower-thoughts]

The skeleton isn’t inside you, you’re the brain so you’re inside the skeleton.

[yourmutualfriends-deactivated20]

Sometimes posts make me uncomfy

[funnypicsdept]

[satanhaus-deactivated20220217]

Growing up in an abusive household is a fucking trip dude……If you’ve never had someone angrily wash a dish at you or fold a sock in your direction then how are you gonna understand why I get nervous when you quietly do the laundry, or why I ask “are you mad at me?” when you set the bag of groceries down too hard? It’s a totally different way of living and it impacts you long after you’ve left the situation.

[w-ow-lovely]

I LITERALLY WANT TO FUCKING STAPLE THIS TEXT POST TO MY FOREHEAD

[smoegerogoel]

Nogle der tar en for holdet og bliver min kæreste?

[slowdancingtosade]

Date a girl who says things like:

•drive safe •text me when you’re home safe •choke me harder •I can’t wait to see you •I’m proud of you

[senseitive]

yeah hes cute but does he care about your mental health

[denstorebagedyst-deactivated202]

[claraoliv1a-deactivated20200928]

Mig når jeg laver lektier eller lign.

[error14020]

What she says: I'm fine

What she means: Selena Gomez guest starred on Hannah Montana as pop star/rival Mikayla Skeech in three separate episodes. But she also was Alex Russo in Wizards of Waverly Place. We know that Wizards of Waverly Place and Hannah Montana take place in the same world because of the 2009 crossover special "Wizards on Deck with Hannah Montana". Both characters can't exist simultaneously unless Alex Russo created a pop star alter ego and used magic to never be recognized for it, yet this is never addressed and the series move on

[vvni-deactivated20150516]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via HarveyLindsay)

[naturbarnet]

Meetup!

Kære alle på Tumblr

@graaskyer og jeg har lavet et meetup så vi alle kan mødes og snakke. Vi håber at så mange som muligt kan komme.

Vi mødes på Århus banegård også kan vi gå derfra sammen. Hvis der er nogle spørgsmål mm. kan I altid skrive.

Link til Facebook begivenheden: https://www.facebook.com/events/526335287741378??ti=ia

Del endelig opslaget så alle ser det

Knus @naturbarnet & @graaskyer :)

[tankepige-deactivated20200621]

Pisse fedt initiativ! 

På trods af det er i Jylland, er der en lille chance for at jeg også kigger forbi

[thursdaysshepard-deactivated202]

i feel that if hozier comes out with another album it wont be available in stores or on itunes, youll have to go into the woods and barter with an emaciated fox before digging the cd up from the earth

[nvclearbomb]

When it lands on your shirt AND your pillow 🙄🙄🙄

[mooglemain]

stop eating food in bed then?

[izyurfimenipaflanyant]

merry crisis everyone

[cornycornfriendo-blog]

And a happy new fear

[tea-cuddles-and-overthinking]

you can only reblog this in the six (6) days between the two (2) occasions