corn

hi. im corn. i post one original post a year

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

they should make a wii fit for getting jacked

[woolay]

Wii fuck

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

funny how everyone thinks something like this is low hanging fruit when inn reality it’s high flying meat

[woolay]

Wii shit

[xefyre]

Dude don’t say that.

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

come on

[grymmoires]

[inexplicably-gaining-followers]

This stupid exchange between friends has become a cultural icon.

[daglout]

This text thread brought us into a new age

[emrakul-flying-spaghetti-monster]

The year is 1 ATP (After Then Perish)

[daughter-of-sapph0]

The 17th of August, 2017 is the date that Then Perish was posted by Tumblr user Spooky-Grimwhoire. Friday will be exactly one year after the original posting of Then Perish. Mark your calendars.

[grymmoires]

I’m still here just different url the know your meme article is outdated and yes it’s on Friday

[grymmoires]

It is officially the 1 year anniversary kinda surreal tbh

[paganinpurple]

It has been two years, man.

Two whole years

[scholarlypidgeot]

It’s only been two years????

[grymmoires]

[inexplicably-gaining-followers]

This stupid exchange between friends has become a cultural icon.

[daglout]

This text thread brought us into a new age

[emrakul-flying-spaghetti-monster]

The year is 1 ATP (After Then Perish)

[daughter-of-sapph0]

The 17th of August, 2017 is the date that Then Perish was posted by Tumblr user Spooky-Grimwhoire. Friday will be exactly one year after the original posting of Then Perish. Mark your calendars.

[grymmoires]

I’m still here just different url the know your meme article is outdated and yes it’s on Friday

[grymmoires]

It is officially the 1 year anniversary kinda surreal tbh

[paganinpurple]

It has been two years, man.

Two whole years

[scholarlypidgeot]

It’s only been two years????

[i-am-a-fish]

fruit

[short-circut-deactivated2022112]

No

[i-am-a-fish]

i don't need your approval

[cornycornfriendo-blog]

no you don't!! go fish!!

[whitepeopletwitter]

[more-oc-questions]

I'm curious--how do you guys go about creating your OCs?

[icealeen]

[strongorcbutch-deactivated20220]

Biggest fucking mood.

[sinnahsaint]

They’re also meant for hiltops, not small rooms. Cant get the right reverb with all that echo.

[anais-ninja-bitch]

they’re also meant to make you fight the english. don’t forget that part.

[fool-errant]

My fav bagpipe player was a dude who would go out to the middle of a soccer field near my college apartment on Sunday. No one was using the field and he’d just be out there playing his heart out and the sound were just spread out over the plains. I’d be working on art for class so I’d open the window and listen. I still have fond memories of the day a kid biked up to the edge of the field, ran over to the bagpiper and the music stopped for a moment and as they talked. I couldn’t hear it but I had assumed the worst, that someone had decided to tell him to stop playing. Instead after the pause the musician seemed to nod, readjusted his bagpipes and started belting out the Star Wars theme. 

[budgiekazoo]

[angry-cajun-lady]

Holyshit that is the most interesting thing I’ve heard in awhile

[froborr]

Holy shit yes

[capt-coffeebitch]

@systlin you need this glorious post.

[systlin]

You’re right I do

[thedgeofsleep]

remus sanders, according to tumblr tags

[afeelgoodblog]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[randomslasher]

idk I am weak for hcs where everyone eventually gets along? 

Very thematically inspired by this comic by @minshinxx 

[minshinxx]

i’m weak,, , for flower crowns :³

[traumaticbackstory]

[mega-bitchass]

Fuck that

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

I’m so fucking sad please invent a pill that will turn me into a salamander that only thinks of nutrients

[bot-dad]

Hello so fucking sad please invent a pill that will turn me into a salamander that only thinks of nutrients, I’m Dad!

Dad^bot^1. Your Human® Body® is mediocre | PayPal | Patreon Beep-boop!

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

you mock my plight for the last time, Dad Bot

[badpostop-bot]

Bad post OP.

Bad^Post^OP^bot

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

why are all the bots so mean to me I just wanted to be a salamander

[pattonpattoff]

“I don’t know how she always knows when I’m coming to see you. I don’t know how she knows most things, though,” he shrugged, in spite of the fact that the fairies eyes were closed.

And in spite of the fact that he hadn’t moved a millimeter in the entire time Roman had been coming here.

Please please please PLEASE read Love and Other Fairytales by @tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors !!!! I absolutely ADORE this fic series and get so much inspiration from it!! It’s got fae and magical realism and literally everything I would want from a LAMP fic

Commissions!

[tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors]

i LITERALLY had to lay down when i saw this its so good!!! the webs! the forest in the background!!! my sON ROMAN HOLY SHIT and MAY even from a distance she’s fantastic and the cASKET full of Spooky Boy i am l o s i n g ! ! ! it!!!

[residentanchor]

I love this story I love this au I LOVE this art wow!!

[snackchomper-deactivated2022121]

theres a reason most terfs/“gender criticals” r white and its because biological essentialism is a colonial construct that has primarily aided white women lol

[snackchomper-deactivated2022121]

when black women are historically categorized as “more manly” by the same system you claim has given you immutable science maybe you should analyze it a little better you fucking dumbass

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[anthonycrowleymoved]

the height of men’s fashion was whatever the hell was going on with pants and collared shirts in the 70s

[anthonycrowleymoved]

we’re never going to beat this so can we please just stop trying

[elliotputyourbootsbackon]

Ok I see this and I raise you