nani the fuck

[say-lon-i]

A quiet evening in an AU where nobody dies.

[chicken-dumplings]

I wanna be the one you steal I wanna be the one you shield I wanna be the one that your love can heal

Years & Years, Shine

[eruriofficial]

me @ myself: you're just determined to ruin everything, aren't you

myself @ me [softly]: yeah lmao

[aileine]

Not much longer.

И по-русски: 1, 2, 3.

[seitsensarvi]

they haven’t slept in like 12 years

[nerdlingmitch]

What if you went to a parallel universe and were going to meet your evil self but the version of you there is actually really nice and you’re the asshole

[raiseusfromperdition]

#i dont need to go to an alternate universe to know that im the asshole

[bluecrownedbird]

“I got you!” ♥

Final version soon..   ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☆

(Melli) ~ Don’t share/repost without credit

[skepticalporcupine-deactivated2]

Okay tell me straight up is the zombie dude from fallout 4 that everyone wants to bang ACTUALLY john hancock the founding father or is that just his name because I have some concerns

[aurorapillar-a-deactivated20180]

it’s just his name

[skepticalporcupine-deactivated2]

Oh thank god

[aurorapillar-a-deactivated20180]

he stole the real hancock’s clothes

[skepticalporcupine-deactivated2]

oh my god

[setheverman]

you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

[ackersmith-deactivated20220704]

so @erwinisbi said something a few days ago about wanting to see the idea various artists could have of an eruri love child (althought im not sure if an adopted kid counts for what she wanted??? sorry, but not a fan of mpreg) and i thought it was a cool idea. especially because i havent done a child oc in a looooong time

anyway, i really didnt thought much about it, only that i imagined them with a sweet energetic girl who loves christmas. she doesnt even have a name lol (maybe maya? sofie? hm)

[shtarka]

Solid Bond & Deep Trust

The post was updated because I forgot something very-very important… I forgot to draw the emblem of SC on Erwin’s shoulder! ∑(O_O;) A thousand pardons, my dear commander and all who was offended by this omission!

[dojacat]

Farmers: What is she doin’ out there?

Me, In a corn field: *Banging two pots together* IT WOULD BE A SHAME IF I WERE TO GET ABDUCTED RIGHT NOW!

[kumagawa]

had a dream obama and the guy who plays air guitar at the mall were about to fight and obama said “ violence for violence is the rule of beasts “ and i woke up because that was the rawest shit i ever heard

[raffleupagus]

I can’t fucking get over this. It has to be my favorite line of dialogue in any work of fiction in 2016

“Violence for violence is the rule of beasts” - Barack Obama

[r18stash-deactivated20210203]

;_;

rip danchou. 

[eruriofficial]

girl: *talks to me*

my gay ass: *laughs nervously, forgets half the alphabet, trips even though im sitting down*

[seitsensarvi]

i’m especially fascinated by those moments i wasn’t around to see unfold and so

[writing-prompt-s]

After gaining the ability to see everyone’s red strings of fate tying soul mates to each other. You realize your string extends past the sky.

[freezerspace]

somebody’s gonna fuck an alien you guys!!!

[freezerspace]

or possibly the moon!!!

[snoozlebee]

*sensually unbuckles orion’s belt*