Mx. Tits If You're Nasty

It's because you're always on that damn Dragon Age.

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Hi hello. Call me Ouiser.

There is no theme here, no singular fandom I hyperfixate on, no master post or tag list or anything like that. I play RPGs, rotate the same cast of OCs through them, and make increasingly bad dad jokes that date me as an elder millennial. You cannot misgender me in a way that matters. If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me.

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Hey sorry had to go back and edit one of my own posts.

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I'm just one of those miserable fucks who thinks that if you're going to have Cullen and a mage together, it needs to be done as a public relations move. Relationship predicated on being Inquisition propaganda that is just scandalous enough to grab attention but still keeping it in the Chantry. She secretly enjoys the misery of his lyrium withdrawals. She's doing it to regain some false sense of power and agency. He's all but flagellating himself by doing this and thinks it's a suitable punishment that substitutes for purification. There is nothing wholesome about any of it. Don't get me wrong I want them to fuck and I think it should be hot but also you're just glad you're not either one of them in this situation.

[ryann-44]

Witherfang

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If there's one thing I love it's the widespread agreement that C*llen R*therford is a het'roseckshul.

[dalishious]

Among these "cishet" Dragon Age men, who would you make queer?

Alistair

Loghain

Sebastian

Cullen

Blackwall

Solas

Someone else (leave in tags)

Remaining time: 2 days 20 hours

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My Sea Hag perfume is arriving today, I am the PAKIDGE meme irl

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I know it's gonna settle after it has some time to rest, but I couldn't resist putting some on as soon as possible. I smell it and I think of beach house rentals. In my mind's eye I see a decorative bowl of sea glass and faded turquoise blue bath mats. I mean all of this in the best way. Very crisp and a little sweet and makes me think of summers gone by. The sea hag is the old woman who rented you the house for the week and you know she's been on this island all her life.

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I have done so many exhausting grown adult things today already and it's not even an hour into the afternoon, I think I should be allowed to take my bra off and poke at the Dark Heresy beta for an hour.

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Opened up Flannery's prayer journals while looking over some of my books.

[canofworms95]

It's spring again

[footlongdingledong]

thing thats good: yay

thing thats bad: aww

thing that has both genuinely amazing pieces of storytelling and abysmal dogshit slop both happening like entirely interchangably:

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And if I redraw some of my Vissenta-flavored Handers art, what then

[glorious-spoon]

'to be loved is to be known', fandom edition: going into your friend's dms to complain about something and having them respond 'i saw that too and i KNEW you'd be mad about it'

[queam]

Queen Anora’s full armor from my last drawing

Based on Loghain’s armor here and Anora’s dress with the ferelden sigil on the chest

[connemor]

idk if i can ever top this piece tbh. i need this on a tshirt.

[full---ofstarlight]

The Inquisitor's Respite

Lady-Inquisitor Isadora Trevelyan enjoys a moment of peace in the Skyhold garden. Painted by Orlesian artist Mathilde De La Croix.

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for my entire artistic journey i've wanted to draw a rendition of Isadora in the style of Dante Gabriel Rossetti's Beata Beatrix... but I absolutely did not have the skills to pull off the vision I wanted ... TILL NOW

im v proud of how this came out!! i specifically used a palette from the original painting to capture that same sort of dreamy sundazed look to it. im especially proud at how the skyhold structure came out -- i was def having a very hard time w the bricks till something clicked and im pleased with how they came out !!

edit: wait i just noticed the anchor is on the wrong hand...... dont @ me im not gonna fix it now

anyway excuse the rambles <3

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[probuccalfat]

you people will make anybody a daddy dom it’s so scary