Levi & Erwin

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[erurios]

{{ ...Guess who's back, finally? }}

[ask-yeager]

How does it feel to be in your titan form?

Kind of like a sauna but it’s full of meat.

[cottna]

you’ve seen eren hold paper but have you seen him read

[local-transdad]

earl–of–phantomhive

[titanbender]

Humanity’s strongest solider ladies and gentes

[dramaticaltitanawakening]

It was at this moment that he knew.

He fucked up.

[jeanmrhellafine]

Oh boy new snk rp account here.

[[ I seriously need more people to follow and show me the ropes here!  I am completely new to Tumblr roleplaying! (Has been rping for 6+yrs) Give me a like/reblog and I’ll follow you if you’re an SNK RP BLOG! I just need some peeps to roleplay with !! My profile is SERIOUSLY in the works atm. Sorry for crappy background but I can give ya quality roleplaying! ]]

[sassy-pastel-eren]

PSA to the SNK RP community!!!

There seems to be an anon going after and sending hate and possible wishes for them to kill themselves, to people in the snk rp community. His MO is to go after people who seem to be new to RPing all together, not just rping on tumblr or rping an snk character. A few have already left tumblr and it’s feared that they may hurt themselves for this anons words. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE stick up for one another and protect our new rpers in the community. We can’t let this anon win just because they don’t like someones level of experience. Please remember we all started somewhere and made our muses a little too ooc at one point too. Please protect the newer RPers. please. And signal boost this!!!

[levi-fucking-ackermann-deactiva]

This is so important guys - no one should have to put up with Anon hate of any kind so please, if you see this Anon going after new RPers, PLEASE defend them! Send them supportive messages to drown out the anons. I know a few people who have left due to hate and it’s disgusting.

Please stick up for each other, because for all the shit that goes down in SnK, we need to stick up for one another.

[ask-the-petrafied-ral-blog-deac]

PLEASE DON’T LET THIS DIE!!!!!

I DON’T CARE HOW MANY TIMES YOU’VE REBLOGGED IT, REBLOG IT AGAIN!!!!!

SPREAD THIS AROUND!!!!!!!

WE GOTTA KEEP EACH OTHER SAFE AND ALERT!!!!!!!!!!

[rpmemesupreme-blog]

Out of Context D&D Quote Starters:

[erurios]

rpmemesupreme:

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“EXCUSE YOU, I AM A HOT FAIRY.”

“I’ll kick a tree’s ass.”

“You should seduce the boat!”

“I killed a man today. In space. On a dragon. With a shovel.”

“Can I have flaming pistols?”

“No, you may not make a human centipede out of your army of 50 children.”

“Can I pay them money not to come near me?”

“I’m pretty sure fish don’t accept money.”

“I don’t know what we need to bleed on.”

“Let’s bleed on everything, just to be safe.”

“I’m going to go out on a limb and say we’re not going to solve this problem by bleeding on it.”

“Your ass is not a weapon you are proficient with.”

“That is the only dwarf ass I’m going to draw for you today.”

“Oh shit, I forgot the princess.”

“Did you just pull a gun out of your hair?”

“Who just carries spiders around in their pockets?!”

“He fought like he lived… Full of spears.”

“Ok, so there’s a lot of teeth in this water.”

“I’m not sure how to split a throne evenly. We all have a sitting schedule?”

“How many noses are going into this chicken?”

“We just turned a ritualistic orphan sacrifice chamber into a nightclub.”

“You started a cult!?”

“We need to give this guy a proper burial. After we loot his body. And take his teeth.”

“Yeah, he’s a ghost now. But I can punch ghosts, so it’s fine.”

“Have you ever seen a dragon choke on one hundred and thirty five orphans? Because you’re about to.”

“I can be responsible for my own severed leg, thank you.”

“Look, if I’m going to be a part of this Badger Cult, I expect career options!”

“I can’t believe you just pre-battle blazed it.”

“You lose the moral high ground after the second murder.”

 “I am literally dying for your sins right now! Do not fuck this up for me!”

“Summon the monkeys! They will be relevant!”

“What happens if you die in Hell?” “Double Hell.”

“Long term goal: we put your corpse on the airship.”

“Does it still count as ‘evil’ if I feel really bad about it?”

“Everyone is ambidextrous until proven otherwise.”

“You blew up the sun!”

“Hold my record player, I’m going in.”

“I have never tried to stab you in a combat situation!”

“Want to use my knife? It’s only been used for our own ritual blood-letting.”

“I’m not sure we can even beat a log right now. We must negotiate with it.”

[frommemetoyou]

SUPER TEXT LIST! (Texts From Last Night Inspired)

[text] Are you lost?

[text] NO! That was a typo

[text] Did you buy it?

[text] I think I’m a mermaid

[text] I know it’s 3am, but come over and cook for me. 

[text] Too lazy to booty call, so have this text instead

[text] Need to bury a body, it’s urgent.

[text] Are you sure there’s no monsters?

[text] It was an accident.

[text] lol fuk da police

[text] send me a picture and i’ll be home quicker ;)

[text] DO NOT READ THE LAST MESSAGE IT WASN’T MEANT FOR YOU

[text] Well maybe I broke my tongue!

[text] Please tell me you’re free today! I’ve got some big news today.

[text] Got a spare ticket, do you want to come?

[text] Do you have a spare mankini I can borrow?

[text] Is fancy dress allowed at the wedding?

[text] I was using my old baby blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants

[text] We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead… I just rolled off and tapped out. 

[text] Like alphabetically, I’d say a t?

[text] I’m sorry if throwing up in the back of your dad’s car ruined our friendship :(

[text] there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night singing karaoke and drink out of juice cartons. don’t judge me.

[text] I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn’t need it today.

[text] Do you know where I am?

[text] My wedding is in 5 hours and I have no idea where I am. Help!

[text] We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would get a piggy back ride home. I’ve never been so broken.

[text] Is “head down ass up” an appropriate way to say good morning?

[text] That is definitely not healthy, in fact I’m not sure it’s legal to send that sort of picture?

[text] There isn’t enough cookie dough ice cream at home, so I’ll be heartbroken tomorrow instead.

[text] Not sure if I took a nap or went to another dimension

[text] ABORT MISSION! ABORT MISSION! HE IS A TRIPLET, WE DONT NEED TO FIGHT OVER HIM WE CAN HAVE AN ORGY INSTEAD

[text] No no don’t leave me, who’s going to walk me home

[text] She wheeled me home in a trolley and sad she loved me, I think I win.

[text] My dick just got serenaded.

[text] I ate the whole wheel of cheese. Help.

[text] I’ve been hiding under the bed for the past 20 minutes, and now they’re getting into it and it’s a little too late for me to jump out and surprise them. So expect a live sex updates

[text] The fridge is fully stocked. I’m either hallucinating or this is a miracle

[text] I need you to help me clean the house because I have visitors in less than an hour???

[text] Your brother is at the front door- WHAT DO I SAY?!

[text] It’s all fun and games till someone says you’re so pretty they could punch you and they, you know, punch you

[text] I’m in A&E but I don’t really know why

[text] Went to bed with a 10, just about woke up with a 2 and a half

[text] I think I’m officially a homewrecker because his wife just walked in screaming and he said it’s not what it looks like. I mean what else could it look like? I wasn’t trimming his hairs with my mouth?!

[text] My night ended with me crying in a gutter, I hate you.

[text] He’s decorated the toilet with his urine. I never want to see him ever again, tell him he has 2 minutes to get out of our house.

[text] Don’t talk to me! You tried to trade me for a glass of wine and a cigarette!

[text] I promise I’ll get everyone to jelly wrestle with us xox

[text] I am armed with a crown, a sash and a bouquet of flowers. Don’t test me.

[text] I think I got married last night?

[text] I think I got married on impulse last night… and after looking a second time, I don’t think i’ve made any mistakes.

[text] My mouth tastes like poor choices

[text] I didn’t let go of the mechanical bull, but they had to pull me off because… it was rough just the way I like it and I think that showed?

[text] If I say it was accidental you’ll just say I’m lying

[text] There is an alarming amount of glitter in my… everywhere

[text] You’re my hero

[text] You’re the worst thing to ever happen to me, thank you

[text] Have you ever had a good idea in your life?

[text] Are we going to end up in the hospital again?

[text] It’s not a good night if I don’t end up crying into your mother’s lap.

[text] Mark my words, your dad will be my sugar daddy, he’ll marry me and you’ll have to call me momma bear and I will interrupt your sex life with condoms and condiments.

[text] I’m may be allergic to nuts, but not his.

[text] She high fived me out of pity

[text] You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask

[text] You just walked in, rated their performance, dragged in three other people to clap for them, then walked back out.

[text] You kept calling me baby Jesus and trying to see what wise men had to say about my hair…

[text] I am a responsible adult. I tied up my hair before I puked

[text] I am a responsible adult, I brought home a lost kitten and let it shit in your room

[text] I accidentally talked myself into a threesome, when did I become so smooth?

[text] It may or may not have been your sister…

[text] It may or may not have been your brother…

[text] If you’re not coming over with food, don’t come over at all

[text] Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My co-worker is talking to me about her birds having sex again…

[text] IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS

[text] Buy me a helicopter, I will give you the last slice of pizza. pls. this is important. okay maybe the crust?

[text] Let’s never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.

[text] I tried to put lipstick on my eyeballs, help.

[text] I told her my cum counts as protein shake and she sent a text to my gran saying I ate her cat.

[text] If you don’t fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we’re alone in your room, I’m returning you to the boyfriend store

[text] I accidentally sexted your mum, I’m sorry xox

[text] There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro

[text] I feel like you’re pretending I didn’t bail you out of jail last night for trying to staple a cushion to the top of their car so you had a “comfy place to sit”

[text] You climbed the fence and then started crying because you were scared of hamsters, I really don’t know what you took, but you need a babysitter.

[text]  I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a “let’s fuck” way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of “let me wash your hair” way.

[horror-memes]

The Dark Knight Sentence Starter Meme.

“Targeting me won’t get their money back.” “I knew the mob wouldn’t go down without a fight.” “Criminals aren’t complicated.” “Some men just want to watch the world burn.” “Think you’re pretty smart, huh?” “I believe whatever doesn’t kill you, simply makes you… stranger.” “Nothing in his pockets but knives and lint.” “Come on, I want you to do it, I want you to do it. Come on, hit me.” “I heard he wears make-up.” “Yeah, to scare people. You know, war paint.” “Any psychotic ex-boyfriends I should be aware of?” “You wanted me, here I am.” “For obvious reasons, I couldn’t wait for your permission.” “And I thought my jokes were bad.” “You know, I’ll settle for his loved ones.” “We’re not intimidated by thugs!” “Oh, you look nervous.” “A little fight in you. I like that.” “It’s a funny world we live in. Speaking of which, do you know how I got these scars?” “No! But I know how you got these!” “I like this job - I like it!” “And… here… we… go!” “Oh, you. You just couldn’t let me go, could you?” “This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.” “You truly are incorruptible, aren’t you?” “You won’t kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness.” “And I won’t kill you because you’re just too much fun.” “I think you and I are destined to do this forever.” “You’ll be in a padded cell forever.” “Until their spirit breaks completely.” “Do you want to know why I use a knife?” “He didn’t do anything wrong.” “What were you trying to prove? That deep down, everyone’s as ugly as you? You’re alone!” “You see, I’m a guy of simple taste.” “Wanna know how I got these scars?” “This is too much power for one person.” “How many of your friends have I killed?” “Oh, excuse me, I want to drive!” “If you’re good at something, never do it for free.” “If it’s so simple, why haven’t you done it already?” “Accomplice? I’m going to tell them the whole thing was your idea.” “Ooohhh. You want to play. Come on!” “Look, if I tell you, will you let me go?” “Can’t hurt your chances.” “You have nothing, nothing to threaten me with. Nothing to do with all your strength.” “It’s not about what I want, it’s about what’s fair!” “You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.” “Then why do you want to kill me?” “You’re garbage who kills for money.” “You have all these rules and you think they’ll save you.” “We got you, you son of a bitch!” “They won’t work for a freak…” “Ah, the good cop, bad cop routine?” “You’re lucky to be feeling anything below the neck.” “Even to a guy like me, that’s cold…”

[ask-sasha-brauss]

"Sasha, did you take the cookies off the counter? I told you, no sweets till after dinner." { -Levi, erurios }

“Yes, I’m sorry…” Sasha looked down at fer feet, with a cookie in hand, a heart shaped one, “I saved this one for you…” Sasha handed the cookie to her father, Levi.

erurios

[erurios]

Levi huffed. He would say that her appetite for dinner would be spoiled, but the child seemed to have a bottomless stomach. Instead, he was worried about sugar highs and crashes. “Thank you…,” He gave in, taking the cookie and taking a small bite.

[esteticapastello-deactivated201]

“So, what’s for dinner?” Sasha asked, “Potatoes? Scalloped Potatoes? Baked Potatoes? Chips? Mashed? I’ll even eat raw!” Sasha then began listing all of the types of potatoes found in the wild.

[erurios]

"Remember what I said about raw potatoes? You can't eat them like that," Levi reminded her. "We had potatoes yesterday. Today we're having lima beans."

[ask-sasha-brauss]

"Sasha, did you take the cookies off the counter? I told you, no sweets till after dinner." { -Levi, erurios }

“Yes, I’m sorry…” Sasha looked down at fer feet, with a cookie in hand, a heart shaped one, “I saved this one for you…” Sasha handed the cookie to her father, Levi.

erurios

[erurios]

Levi huffed. He would say that her appetite for dinner would be spoiled, but the child seemed to have a bottomless stomach. Instead, he was worried about sugar highs and crashes. "Thank you...," He gave in, taking the cookie and taking a small bite.

[thelifeoftyran]

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[kare-no-hogo]

"What part of 'I don't want to break up any more fights' did you brats not understand?" { ★ -Levi, erurios }

“I wasn’t fighting,” she argued. “I was breaking up the fight.”

Well – she wasn’t exactly lying. She was trying to end the dispute between Eren and an outspoken member of the Military Police, and she had actually succeeded…by punching Eren’s opponent square in the jaw.

“Will you please put me down?”

@erurios

[erurios]

“Decking some guy in the jaw does not constitute breaking up a fight. That’s joining a fight. I, on the other hand, effectively ended the fight,” Levi remarked, purposefully jostling Mikasa slightly. His strength sometimes surprised those who didn’t know the man, earning a few stares as he carried Mikasa down the street. The girl was several inches taller than him, but he could lift and move her with ease.

“Depends, have you decided to play nice now?”

[kare-no-hogo]

The fire within her had yet to subside, and she had to deliberately resist the temptation to kick the bastard as hard as she could. Gritting her teeth, Mikasa tried her best to calm down. People were starting to stare –  she hated this kind of attention.

“Yes. Fine. Now will you let go of me?”

[erurios]

At the simple agreement, Levi stopped walking to set Mikasa on her feet. "Jaeger can handle himself. If he ends up bloody and bruised, he'll learn his lesson about /provoking/ people," The Corporal said firmly. "He picks too many fights as it is, I don't need anyone else involved."

[eremikadefensesquad]

I can never thank the anime studio enough for giving me this priceless work of art.

[erurios]

Starters based on conversations with my best friend

"Every morning, I wake up and ask myself, 'What am I gonna put up with today?' Not fucking this!"

"I'm gonna be so quiet. Really quiet. Just so quiet. For you. Right now. Here I go. Being quiet."

"BUTT."

"Just do it... Do it... Doooooo it."

"Wanna hear my thinking noise? *Makes farts noises*"

"No. Shut up. That's stupid."

"I'm a proud garbage person."

"I AM BREAKING UP WITH YOU."

"You smell like lies and deceit."

"You're a nerd birb."

"You sound like a confused trumpet."

"YES... But no... BUT YES."

"Bitch, don't do the thing!"

"Shut yo mouth, sonny Jim!"

"She has a breakdancing problem. It's very serious. And very cool."

"Shut up! I'm fucking ripped!"

"It's not eyeliner. It's war paint!"

"You just want a piggyback right, don't you?"

"It's always time for hugs."

"You should learn to respect your elders!"

"Come here and give me a hug."

"Business-y business. Work. Work. Work."

"Eat a balanced meal, goddammit!"

"The number one question that's on my mind when I empty the dishwasher is, 'Can I use this bowl as a hat?'... Trick question- everybody knows that anything can be a hat if you try hard enough."

"You butt monster!"

[Text]: I ducking hate you

[englandamericaitaly]

Wings of Freedom?

[englandamericaitaly]

Somewhere over ten hours of work in this thing and I had to scan it in two parts then put it together on paint….. *SIGH*

[englandamericaitaly]

HEY, MY BIRTHDAY PRESENT FROM YOU GUYS CAN BE TO GET THIS TO 500 NOTES BY SEPTEMBER 12TH! (My 18th birthday.)

[englandamericaitaly]

Psst. Or even 100 or so would make happy!! Please reblog if you like!