Rubenesque As Fuck

Chaotic Good Stoner Goblin. 30's. Unapologetically Queer. Crusher of pumpkins and slapper of asses. Expect to find: Cute shit, such as pictures of my dog! Artistic endeavors. Mental health junk. Weed stuff. Fandom nonsense. Intersectional Feminism. Plenty of NSFW/18+ content, so be of age or be gone. Check out my OnlyFans for the dirty stuff I can't post here 😘 You can also show me some love via Cashapp: $fayejupiter

[rubenesque-as-fuck]

Time for a new pinned intro post, I think 🤔

Hello and welcome to (most of) you newcomers! Just a heads up on a few handy ground rules and blockable offenses:

-If I check a new follower blog and there are bad vibes including (but not limited to) support of terfs, swerfs, nazis, fascists, racists, transphobes, rampantly stolen porn, anti-queerness, conservatism, anti-Palestine sentiment, general dickishness, blank blogs, bot behavior, etc., then that's a blockin'.

-I am an occasional painter (mostly acrylics) and am happy to take commissions! I lean towards silly/surreal/slightly memey subject matter. My art can be found under #faye's most excellent art projects

-This is an 18+ space with regular posting of NSFW content. If I check a new follower's blog and it indicates that they're underage, that's a blockin'. If you're under 18, you should not be here. Shoo!

-I am a part-time SWer and mainly use it as a way of positively connecting with my own body and to keep my creative juices flowing. Links to my ✨OnlyFans✨ and my 🌹CashApp🌹 if you'd like to support 😊 reblogs are always appreciated as well! All of my promos can be found under the tag #if nobody else is going to help me have a slut era then by the gods I'll have one all by myself

-If you have the poor taste to follow me while also blaring on your blog that you think paying/supporting SWers stupid, that's a blockin'

-If you do want to set up some sort of custom request, no problem! Feel free to reach out work the details with me and, importantly, pay for it first. However if we have never spoken before and you message me out of the blue in an intense and/or sexual tone, that's a blockin'.

-Although I am a fat person and am not afraid of that fact, I do not like being the subject of fat fetishism, feeder/feedee fantasies, or any other kinks based on sexualizing my weight. Y'all do what makes you happy, but leave me out of it. Disregarding this means a blockin'

That's all I can think of for now

Some of my many odd Tags have also been added to this post for easier navigation, hope that helps!

[mensajeroseis]

everywhere is evil and its not stopping bro

[creatingblackcharacters]

Wondering why this video I shared of a white man with all of his skin showing and his penis prominently protruding in his underwear is not being marked mature... But a Black woman's back fat got marked mature... A Black woman's skin got marked mature the moment I shared it... HMMMMMMM.

[creatingblackcharacters]

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[creatingblackcharacters]

THATS CRAZY

[crying-over-really-dumb-things]

[acrylic-kitten]

Not including the next part feels criminal

[rubenesque-as-fuck]

Oh deer, oh deer🦌🏠

🃏🦌OnlyFawns🦌🃏

[dreamy-xo]

that’s my fuckable emotional support jester

[kaijuno]

[helenvaughans]

Johnny Depp is playing Scrooge? I am not here for his big Hollywood comeback

‘It’s good to be back,’ says the actor in a new trailer for the forthcoming Ebenezer. Has everyone forgotten about the ghosts of his past?

[thestomping-ground]

Sailor Kaiju by Matthew Blackmon 

[hiveswap]

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

[depsidase]

[covid-safer-hotties]

Source

[dragon-in-a-fez]

whenever someone calls me and says they're from my bank or car loan company or whatever and asks me security questions, I always tell them "excuse me, you called me, how can you prove who you are" and every single time they act like it's the first time anyone's ever asked that, which absolutely boggles my mind. for the love of fuck please do not answer "security questions" when you didn't initiate the call, at least without making them answer a few first

[mamaspark]

Never give them your info!

[kedreeva]

I agree, never give your info in a call you didn't initiate. Phone numbers can be spoofed. They may actually sound like your bank or credit card company.

If you receive a call, hang up and call back using the phone number on their website. Explain that you received a call about X and if it's legit, they'll be able to tell you so. They're also not usually going to get mad if you say "I'm going to hang up and call you back." Scams will though. Because you won't be calling THEM back, you'll be alerting the bank someone is committing fraud in their name. So they'll get urgent about it. Ignore them and hang up. Call back on an actual line.

[teaboot]

Sometimes on guard duty I have to put my foot down about something and every so often the person I'm speaking to will say some shit like "You get off on this, don't you?"

And while I understand they MEAN to say "you're on a power trip" or "you are taking this rule too seriously", I am always, always struck by the temptation to go, "Yep. You got me. All my life I've been slowly training towards the ultimate sexual high of forcing a thirty-something tryhard in a backwards snapback to remove his dad's preowned Ford F-150 from the dollar store fire lane. Nothing revs my engine quite like forcing guys named Dustin to submit to regional traffic laws. Ooh, are you gonna be a dirty boy and leave it idling too?"

fuckin dipshit

[theycantalk]

dishes

[fieldexplores]

Never Learned - Gator Days

[twenty-fourth-order-simulacra]

...the alt text?

[razielim]

Salem Brought a Guillotine To Oppose New Data Center. Company Reps Left, Feeling “Unsafe”.

Salem's city council voted unanimously to pursue a data center moratorium after residents - and a guillotine - pushed back on a $5.1 billion

Innovation happens every goddamn beautiful day in this country.

[isuggesteatingtherich]

i have a suggestion