Creature spells you cast during combat on your turn have flash.
2/5
My fixations on Malifaux and MtG have finally converged into making Malifaux-based custom cards and this is easily the coolest custom card concept I've made in a LONG time.
Well friend here's the rest of the Guild masters just for you then! Well, I guess Basse isn't Guild anymore. RIP. Gonna put a cut cause it's long.
Lucius, "Right Honorable" 2WUB
Legendary Creature - Shapeshifter Advisor
At the beginning of combat, you may pay X. If you do, put a subpoena counter on each of up to X target creatures and goad them.
Whenever a creature with a subpeona counter attacks, you gain 1 life and each opponent loses 1 life.
3/6
Lady Justice, the Guild's Sword 4WW
Legendary Creature - Human Soldier
Double strike, Vigilance
*Cleanse-*3W, T: Destroy target skeleton, spirit, or zombie.
*False Accusation-* 1W: Target creature is a zombie in addition to its other types until end of turn.
4/5
Nellie Cochrane, Nosy Journalist 1UB
Legendary Creature - Human Citizen
Flash
If an opponent would scry or surveil, instead you fateseal that player X, where X is how many cards they would have scried or suveiled.
Whenever a citizen enters, each player surveils 1.
0/3
Charles Hoffman, the Inventor 1WUR
Legendary Creature - Human Construct Artificer
When Hoffman enters, each player creates a colorless Pylon artifact token.
Whenever yout cast a spell that targets only one player, copy it for each pylon on the battlefield, then change the targets of each copy to be that pylon's controller.
1/7
Harold Tull, Special Operations 2RRB
Legendary Creature - Human Soldier
Haste
*Joint Operations-*At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player untaps Tull, gains control of it, and places a bombardment counter on three target permanents all controlled by the same player and not controlled by Tull's owner.
*Ignoring Orders-*Tull's owner chooses which player Tull attacks each combat instead of Tull's controller. *(Tull's controller still decides whether to declare Tull as an attacker or not.)*
Whenever Tull attacks, defending player sacrifices a permanent with a bombardment counter on it.
4/3
(Genuinely not sure all this man's text fits on a card he's RIGHT on the line.)
Sonnia Criid, Witch Hunter 1WR
Legendary Creature - Human Warlock
T: Destroy target creature with an activated ability. Sonnia deals 2 damage to that creature's controller.
3/2
Perdita Ortega 2W
Legendary Creature - Human Warrior
First strike
*I Know What You Are-*Players can't copy spells or create tokens that are copies of other permanents.
Permanents cannot enter the battlefield as a copy of another permanent.
3/2
Cornerlius Basse, the Sheriff 2GW
Legendary Creature - Human Soldier
*Chase Through the Badlands-*Whenever an opponeny commits a crime, create a Desert token. This ability triggers only once each turn.
*Dust Clouds-*Soldiers you control have +0/+X, where X is the number of deserts you control.
Okay so the thing that I love about the Guild — inarguably a bad organization — is that the Guild Masters are all just fucking, coworkers. Yeah sure they're a propagandist, a rogue necromancer, a monster hunter, Boston Dynamics, the dictionary definition of police brutality, Sir Civilian Casualties, a supernatural entity masquerading as a lawyer, and an evil wizard but they all also have to go to the company picnic. They have the same boss. Everyone has to take the same Soulstone safety and compliance training at the beginning of the year, every year.
It's just funny to me to think about the element of mundanity involved in this being their job. Some other Malifaux characters are forces of nature or evil spirits or otherworldly monsters or are motivated by individual desire. These guys? Yeah, it's their corporate job. Sorry I have to show up to beat your ass, but it's what I'm getting paid for. Yeah, benefits are great.
They're also all bad people, because of course they are, they've chosen to work for the imperialist colonizing rainbow capitalist military. Boston Dynamics and the Monster Hunter are kinda the most decent, on account of having the least harmful jobs. This is one of Malifaux's highest selling points, imo, which is that each Faction is awful but also not entirely in the wrong. It's a nice balance, fitting for a wargame.
I expect this one to be considered odd, but I can't think of another character in Malifaux that encompasses the "everything" of Nexus. The berzerker husks, but the scientists. Kainhearse and the Ahool. All of the Eyes and Ears from their varied walks of life.
Yes. I may be up to nonsense. Sketchy nonsense. We'll see how long it runs, maybe someday I'll clean it up and ink it. And ... something about the page I smeared hand cream on...
Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.
Reblog if you're okay with people coming into your DMs with the "you seem really odd and your blog intrigues me, do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters"
re: that last post, ive said it before and ill say it again: no one deserves to die (deserving is fake and death is bad) but some people need to be stopped and choose to make death the only way to stop them
denying the humanity of people who do horrible things accomplishes exactly three things:
give cover to people who haven't been caught yet by allowing them to use their humanity as "proof" of their innocence
silence any criticism of societal structures and institutions that facilitate those horrible things by putting the focus on individuals who are assumed to be so uniquely monstrous that the ways it was made easy for them are irrelevant
provide a shortcut to dehumanize anyone you feel like killing: simply accuse them of doing a horrible thing
3.a. if you've already established that only an inhuman monster could kill a child, then all you have to do to get people to burn down the jewish quarter is say that jews kidnap christian children to bathe in their blood
3.b. if you've already established that only an inhuman monster could commit rape, then all you have to do to get people to string up a black man you don't like is find a white woman who's willing to point at him while she cries and babbles
3.c. if you've already established that only an inhuman monster could molest a child, then all you have to do to get people to drag gay people behind their trucks is say that since gay people can't have babies, the only way they can make more gay people is by following a nefarious Agenda to "convert" children by molesting them
3.c.a. meanwhile if you try to address the rampant sexual assault of catholic altar boys, you're met with "don't be ridiculous, he's a priest!" (see #1) and with assertions that even if it does happen sometimes, those priests are just infiltrators who don't represent the church and there's no reason to make sure priests and altar boys are never alone together (see #2)
tl;dr: your disgust-based violent politics are not less reactionary than any run-of-the-mill homophobe or racist's disgust-based violent politics
I realized how bad of a take this was after I added my last bit, i apologize for the idiocy i portrayed in my half thought out statements. And I appreciate the way you rebutted this with reasonable statements rather than going hog wild because I said something you didnt agree with.
hey no worries. we've all been there, and anyone who says they havent is either 11 or afraid of their social circle
unlearning our kneejerk reactions is a process, and it's not a linear one. its good to practice thinking before we post, but sometimes thinking after we post just has to be good enough
Finally bothered to run this through my scanner. (It's oversized, so I had to scan it in halves and stitch it together.) No real point to this, I just wanted to play with contrasting colors in my shadows.
The church bells are ringing from beneath. And as the bridegroom staggers back, aghast, he sees the angels part, and his promised bride comes forward to the head of the procession. Swept inland upon new towering legs, smiling as she strides forwards to meet him.
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