Five Guys Squad™️

KABAM: Kostya, Alekseev, Benji, Ari, and Miki just a couple of lads who dont wanna grow up - no biggie we are your iconic brors

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lmao bye

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I can’t imagine Mikolas and Ari doing normal bros stuff like going to the arcade or going on double dates but I can imagine them screaming “OH MY GOD THEY KILLED BENJI!” “YOU BASTARDS!” Because they accidentally run over Benjamin after drinking 13 shots and snorting parmesan before driving

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i only put parmesan on my spaghetti i don’t snort it :)))) and i’m also sober now :)))

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Benji: *knocks on kostya's piano coffin* hey kostya were going bowling tomorrow. Are you free? Kostya, from inside his piano coffin: Im forever imprisoned in my own personal hell so I am never truly ‘free’ but I don't really have plans all next week except for monday. Benji: .... I'll take that as a yes..?

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What is your arangement in the car? Who drives? Who sits in the passenger's?

hm that’s actually a good question 🤔

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KABAM in the Kitchen: Kostya- can cook and bake like a professional chef Mikolas- spaghetti Alekseev- instant ramen Benjamin- bakes cookies Ari- cant cook. Is banned from the kitchen.

actually, i can confirm that benji is best at making spaghetti. i help him at times.ari can cook seafood - his caviar is amazing!although kostya doesn’t dare touch the kitchen

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we’re finally here

and ready to blog about the stupid sh*t we do

five personalities one blog get shook

— FGS xo