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“Why do evil lairs always smell so bad?”
- Jakarn
“To have learned it all is impossible to expect, but I think I learned enough to be able to help my city.”
- Magundim
“Hungry? I’ll put on the pot. You can’t crack skulls on an empty stomach.”
- Slatild
“I like the sound of the water. It’s soothing. Plus, I get burned a lot. You know how it is.”
- Lashbesh gra-Shatul
“Anything you might have heard or seen could help. I believe in you.”
- Revus Demnevanni
“Your courage is commendable, but highly misplaced.”
- Adusa-daro
“Fool that you are, this one is glad for you to have been here.”
- Broketooth
“Defend me while I cast this extremely powerful and fantastically impressive spell.”
- Vanus Galerion
“All I can do is have food ready for those with claws enough to fight.”
- Yanu-ma, a Khajiit chef
“And so, it begins. The remainder of the story has yet to be written. It is your story, now.”
- The Prophet
“These claws are only good for one thing — slashing prices!”
- Mazduni-daro, a Khajiit merchant
“I’ve had tenants crowd their rooms with the wildest things. Mounts, foliage, assistants - I mean, it’s an inn room!”
- Felande Demarie
“Ah, the pain! It’s exquisite!”
- Vanus Galerion
“Didn’t this one follow all the appropriate courting steps? This one rubbed against the Dark Elf’s shapely leg. This one preformed the bump of the forehead.
Irrki even left a dead skeever to show how much she cares!”
- Irrki
“Danger roams the land and assumes many forms. Do not let it catch you off-guard.”
- The Prophet
“It’s a simple process. A child of five could do it. Unfortunately, we don’t have a child of five, so I’ll be forced to walk you through it.
- Abnur Tharn
“I’m a natural disaster masquerading as a person.”
- Revus Demnevanni