L'Art de L'Espionnage

Builder's League United. The Spy.

[espionnage-bleu]

Since my colleagues have taken their time making introductions of themselves, I will participate.

I am the Spy.

That is all. Now, you may bother me.

Mod here. Hello! This is a BLU Spy roleplay ask blog made by the same person running @corbeau-blu. Separate from that self-orientating TF2 universe! That means any OC or canon is free to interact with this one! But, I will be honest, they are the same Spies. Just an AU of my own for the sake of socializing LOL

Mod is 16+, crude jokes are allowed. Just don't get sexual with me.

Associates:

BLU Sniper: @nicole-monday & @sharpeyeshooter

BLU Demoman: @scruumppyyt

BLU Engineer: @texantinkering

BLU Soldier: @theblupatriot

This BLU Spy is:

A clone of the canon RED Spy.

Cisgender male, he/him.

36 years old - (~10+ years younger than the RED Spy.)

6'1.

Actually doesn't skip leg day (WIILDD).

A lighter tan than the Canon RED Spy.

Dark blue eyes rather than light blue like the Canon RED Spy.

[espionnage-bleu]

You make me oddly maternal

Ah. Finally. Someone who does not think I am growing gray hairs.

[eguornoipse]

WE are growing gray hairs.

[espionnage-bleu]

Who is WE?

[espionnage-bleu]

You make me oddly maternal

Ah. Finally. Someone who does not think I am growing gray hairs.

[espionnage-bleu]

*There is a slight echo in the hallway.* "...Is...someone there?"

Spy paused at his desk. His eyebrows perk up for him to stare at the door of his office through the hood of his eyes. It was shut tight, the door, and while it was quite far, it was still easy for him to hear. BLU base's halls remained mostly vacant, and wide for supply transportations, especially since the Engineer's workshop and Medical bay were near him. These halls provided obvious echoes. It's why they liked to yell each other's names from across instead of using the radio.

There wasn't.. ever, a woman in the base. He knew it was still August, nowhere near October, so the chances of a paranormal trick were low, however much the mountain they were on was riddled with foreign entities.

He stood up from his desk with a slow stretch of his arms forward and back, and let the chair remained rolled back. He circled around without tucking it in and walked past the velvet blue side chair down the long carpet, and opened the door. He'd shut it behind him when he stepped out, and moved to the very center of the hallway, unafraid of any incoming attack. If he was hit, he'd make so much noise. They'd hear him.

He didn't respond. He listened and let his eyes trail around with masked curiosity.

[espionnage-bleu]

BIRTH

Is this a demand?

[theblumedic2]

Ja! Push!

[espionnage-bleu]

How hard, doctor?!

[espionnage-bleu]

BIRTH

Is this a demand?

[espionnage-bleu]

Happy birthday to me.

[icecoldinventing]

have you ever met a demoman that doesnt drink 24/7?

"Whoa there, son. There ain't no findin' two unicorns in one place."

[espionnage-bleu]

I have.

[icecoldinventing]

"Huh. I stand corrected."

[espionnage-bleu]

His name is Callum. Callum Armstrong. He is a clone of Tavish Degroot. He has been aged back several years so the biological effect that alcohol had on his body had been reversed enough for him to be able to eat and drink some without critical organ failure. He does not entirely rely on alcohol, but the extent of which he consumes regular food and drinks is mild. He does not eat full meals. Interesting, is it not?

[espionnage-bleu]

"Hallo! Would you like a flower?"

He cheerfully asks with a big and familiar smile. He was holding out a blue flax flower.

@minidocofred

Oh, it's.. such a beautiful shade. Like a.. blue iris. Merci beaucoup.

[icecoldinventing]

have you ever met a demoman that doesnt drink 24/7?

"Whoa there, son. There ain't no findin' two unicorns in one place."

[espionnage-bleu]

I have.

[espionnage-bleu]

{ How are you not melting running around in New Mexico wearing a full suit?? Is it air conditioned??? }

BLU bases tend to be up in the northern, colder regions of New Mexico. Small things assist me with regulating my body temperature if I am fighting more down south. I have other masks that are trimmed to rest higher on my neck and expose skin. Instead of a dress shirt and tie, I minimize the layer under my suit so it is just a thin, compressed turtleneck.

And yes. Our bases have well-functioning air conditioning units.

[tf2guysandmarta]

Boo.

AHH--! 😨

[espionnage-bleu]

HA! Too easy.

[tf2guysandmarta]

Hey, that was kinda mean >:c

[espionnage-bleu]

You snooze, you lose.

[thebestredscout]

Packin bags sounds easy until you gotta figure out which four-a ya 20 identical red shirts ya gonna need for this particular mission.

Maybe I should do what Heavy does, always have a bag ready to go. A go-bag.

[espionnage-bleu]

There is something called separating your laundry from your clean clothes. Then you will know.

[thebestredscout]

Full offense but I ain't takin laundry advice from a guy who aint washed his mask in four years.

[espionnage-bleu]

I should have used this claim as a response to stupid rumors. As a clone, I have the privilege of choosing what state I respawn in. I showered, groomed myself, and wore fresh clothes before updating my blueprint. Each time I die, I am as fresh as a daisy. That alone should tell you to use your brain before joining that bandwagon of "zhiss spy does naaht wassh his maahskuh!"

[thebestredscout]

All I'm hearin from that is ya die often enough it don't matter. So whaddaya do when ya got a weekend off and ya ain't dyin every fifteen minutes?

[espionnage-bleu]

Is this really a question? Do you seriously think I do not wash myself? A Spy with "outrageous standards" as myself? Really. I want you to sit and think for a minute. Really try to think, and answer that question yourself. And to help you, let me reiterate; for my hygiene, I like it enough to go as far as to perfect it for every respawn. What do you think I do when respawn does not occur on the weekends? What. Do you think I do. Seriously.

[thebestredscout]

Well considerin how much ya stink I wouldn't be surprised if ya ain't hearda personal hygiene

[espionnage-bleu]

I never get close to you on the battlefield for you to be able to smell me. Either way, everyone ends up smelling like soot, dust, water, smoke, sweat, and blood. If that is how you think I like to smell as when I am not busy killing your team, then that is the way you can continue thinking that for all I care. You are only showing how stupid you are.

[thebestredscout]

I don't need to get close to smell it, we know ya comin from a mile off. Ya saying an awful lotta words for someone who don't care tho 🤣

[espionnage-bleu]

You're saying an awful lot about me for someone who's yet to grab Miss Pauling's telephone line.

[thebestredscout]

Ain't ya heard? Been there, done that, she weren't intrested, we moved on. Pretty sure she's into chicks and I can't blame her, chicks are great!

[espionnage-bleu]

You really are like your father.

[thebestredscout]

Packin bags sounds easy until you gotta figure out which four-a ya 20 identical red shirts ya gonna need for this particular mission.

Maybe I should do what Heavy does, always have a bag ready to go. A go-bag.

[espionnage-bleu]

There is something called separating your laundry from your clean clothes. Then you will know.

[thebestredscout]

Full offense but I ain't takin laundry advice from a guy who aint washed his mask in four years.

[espionnage-bleu]

I should have used this claim as a response to stupid rumors. As a clone, I have the privilege of choosing what state I respawn in. I showered, groomed myself, and wore fresh clothes before updating my blueprint. Each time I die, I am as fresh as a daisy. That alone should tell you to use your brain before joining that bandwagon of "zhiss spy does naaht wassh his maahskuh!"

[thebestredscout]

All I'm hearin from that is ya die often enough it don't matter. So whaddaya do when ya got a weekend off and ya ain't dyin every fifteen minutes?

[espionnage-bleu]

Is this really a question? Do you seriously think I do not wash myself? A Spy with "outrageous standards" as myself? Really. I want you to sit and think for a minute. Really try to think, and answer that question yourself. And to help you, let me reiterate; for my hygiene, I like it enough to go as far as to perfect it for every respawn. What do you think I do when respawn does not occur on the weekends? What. Do you think I do. Seriously.

[thebestredscout]

Well considerin how much ya stink I wouldn't be surprised if ya ain't hearda personal hygiene

[espionnage-bleu]

I never get close to you on the battlefield for you to be able to smell me. Either way, everyone ends up smelling like soot, dust, water, smoke, sweat, and blood. If that is how you think I like to smell as when I am not busy killing your team, then that is the way you can continue thinking that for all I care. You are only showing how stupid you are.

[thebestredscout]

I don't need to get close to smell it, we know ya comin from a mile off. Ya saying an awful lotta words for someone who don't care tho 🤣

[espionnage-bleu]

You're saying an awful lot about me for someone who's yet to grab Miss Pauling's telephone line.

[tf2guysandmarta]

Boo.

AHH--! 😨

[espionnage-bleu]

HA! Too easy.

[thebestredscout]

Packin bags sounds easy until you gotta figure out which four-a ya 20 identical red shirts ya gonna need for this particular mission.

Maybe I should do what Heavy does, always have a bag ready to go. A go-bag.

[espionnage-bleu]

There is something called separating your laundry from your clean clothes. Then you will know.

[thebestredscout]

Full offense but I ain't takin laundry advice from a guy who aint washed his mask in four years.

[espionnage-bleu]

I should have used this claim as a response to stupid rumors. As a clone, I have the privilege of choosing what state I respawn in. I showered, groomed myself, and wore fresh clothes before updating my blueprint. Each time I die, I am as fresh as a daisy. That alone should tell you to use your brain before joining that bandwagon of "zhiss spy does naaht wassh his maahskuh!"

[thebestredscout]

All I'm hearin from that is ya die often enough it don't matter. So whaddaya do when ya got a weekend off and ya ain't dyin every fifteen minutes?

[espionnage-bleu]

Is this really a question? Do you seriously think I do not wash myself? A Spy with "outrageous standards" as myself? Really. I want you to sit and think for a minute. Really try to think, and answer that question yourself. And to help you, let me reiterate; for my hygiene, I like it enough to go as far as to perfect it for every respawn. What do you think I do when respawn does not occur on the weekends? What. Do you think I do. Seriously.

[thebestredscout]

Well considerin how much ya stink I wouldn't be surprised if ya ain't hearda personal hygiene

[espionnage-bleu]

I never get close to you on the battlefield for you to be able to smell me. Either way, everyone ends up smelling like soot, dust, water, smoke, sweat, and blood. If that is how you think I like to smell as when I am not busy killing your team, then that is the way you can continue thinking that for all I care. You are only showing how stupid you are.

[thebestredscout]

Packin bags sounds easy until you gotta figure out which four-a ya 20 identical red shirts ya gonna need for this particular mission.

Maybe I should do what Heavy does, always have a bag ready to go. A go-bag.

[espionnage-bleu]

There is something called separating your laundry from your clean clothes. Then you will know.

[thebestredscout]

Full offense but I ain't takin laundry advice from a guy who aint washed his mask in four years.

[espionnage-bleu]

I should have used this claim as a response to stupid rumors. As a clone, I have the privilege of choosing what state I respawn in. I showered, groomed myself, and wore fresh clothes before updating my blueprint. Each time I die, I am as fresh as a daisy. That alone should tell you to use your brain before joining that bandwagon of "zhiss spy does naaht wassh his maahskuh!"

[thebestredscout]

All I'm hearin from that is ya die often enough it don't matter. So whaddaya do when ya got a weekend off and ya ain't dyin every fifteen minutes?

[espionnage-bleu]

Is this really a question? Do you seriously think I do not wash myself? A Spy with "outrageous standards" as myself? Really. I want you to sit and think for a minute. Really try to think, and answer that question yourself. And to help you, let me reiterate; for my hygiene, I like it enough to go as far as to perfect it for every respawn. What do you think I do when respawn does not occur on the weekends? What. Do you think I do. Seriously.