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@theblumedic2
[OOC] Some background information on BLU Medic!
His real name is Hans Zimmerman, he is slightly different from Canon medic.
Hans is 6'8, built like an ox and has a more aloof and distant personality. In some universes he is a clone of herbert, in others he is not. For the sake of this blog...he is a clone.
Ask him almost anything!
...Hey. I didn't want to go into the next match with a headache from all the noise out there, so... mind if I hang out in here with you for a couple minutes? It's... quieter.
You won't even know I'm here.
[@blu-grappler]
[Hans just looked at Grappler. He didn't say anything, perhaps his stare said enough words.]
[It seems like he doesn't mind.]
The question may have already been asked, but still
Did you steal your teammates' organs?
Did I? Well I steal and replace when needed, but at least I ask for permission.
Hey, how's it like over there on BLU?
Does it ever get tiring healin' your team all the time because ya guys just keep on losing?
~ @a-tom-icscout
We do not lose all the time. And I am not tired of healing, I was made to heal.
Ya guys lose basically, half, most, 80% of the time, alright? That counts as all the time. You know, just like how we win all the time.
Arw you aware my team and I are more advanced than you? Are you aware that there is a clone version of you on my team that is meant to be your successor? Or...hm perhaps it just depends on the matchmaking, perhaps you are getting bad teams.
That BLU? My successor? Pffft... ya gotta be kiddin' me here Doc.
With bad teams, I'm sure I recognize a BLU when I see one. Well, I will say you guys aren't a bad team. So maybe you're right, you guys are, more advanced or whatever, but that doesn't change the fact we're winning over here! Ha-ha!
{RED Scout smirks to himself and seems to congratulate himself on that.}
Then again...It's funny how you think our teams have control over who wins and who loses.
[Hans wouldn't smile at this information, his tone delicate.]
{RED Scout pauses, staring at him awkwardly, kind of confused.}
Our teams are not in control, and this is no longer a war over stolen land. That is all I can say.
Ya know, if I’m bein’ honest. I kinda forget why we fight anyway…
Again it is more than just stolen land. By now...it is greed. You are a cog in the machine, as am I.
{RED Scout didn't seem to know how to respond, he scratches the side of his face.}
That will be all I have to say to you. Best of luck to your team.
D- Alright. Uh, same to you then, Doc.
{RED Scout extends his hand, looking up at the BLU Medic with an unsure smile.}
…The idea of bein’ just whatever cogs in the machine — it sounds kinda depressin.’ If I’m bein’ honest.
Which is kinda ironic, because, thing is I feel like I kinda like it here. I don’t think I’d care at this point whether we’re all ‘cogs in the machine’ or not. Hell, my team and I, we’ve fought machines before! Heheh. All that I feel really matters now is that we all got eachother, alright? I don’t know if it’s the same for the BLU’s.
[He'd narrow his eyes. Before shaking Scouts hand. his entire hand engulfing Scouts.]
Well then, I suppose that's where our differences meet. Believe whatever makes you happy then, I simply cannot do that. I was not made to enjoy the company of my team, I was made to fight and to heal.
That's all I'll ever be. But you can be free, so be free.
Look at all my goodies! No touching.
Is it supposed to be rusty?
Better to give the enemy team tetanus.
Look at all my goodies! No touching.
*sniffles in fear of blades
No need to be so afraid, I won't use them on you!
I hope...
Look at all my goodies! No touching.
Hey, how's it like over there on BLU?
Does it ever get tiring healin' your team all the time because ya guys just keep on losing?
~ @a-tom-icscout
We do not lose all the time. And I am not tired of healing, I was made to heal.
Ya guys lose basically, half, most, 80% of the time, alright? That counts as all the time. You know, just like how we win all the time.
Arw you aware my team and I are more advanced than you? Are you aware that there is a clone version of you on my team that is meant to be your successor? Or...hm perhaps it just depends on the matchmaking, perhaps you are getting bad teams.
That BLU? My successor? Pffft... ya gotta be kiddin' me here Doc.
With bad teams, I'm sure I recognize a BLU when I see one. Well, I will say you guys aren't a bad team. So maybe you're right, you guys are, more advanced or whatever, but that doesn't change the fact we're winning over here! Ha-ha!
{RED Scout smirks to himself and seems to congratulate himself on that.}
Then again...It's funny how you think our teams have control over who wins and who loses.
[Hans wouldn't smile at this information, his tone delicate.]
{RED Scout pauses, staring at him awkwardly, kind of confused.}
Our teams are not in control, and this is no longer a war over stolen land. That is all I can say.
Ya know, if I’m bein’ honest. I kinda forget why we fight anyway…
Again it is more than just stolen land. By now...it is greed. You are a cog in the machine, as am I.
{RED Scout didn't seem to know how to respond, he scratches the side of his face.}
That will be all I have to say to you. Best of luck to your team.
Hey, how's it like over there on BLU?
Does it ever get tiring healin' your team all the time because ya guys just keep on losing?
~ @a-tom-icscout
We do not lose all the time. And I am not tired of healing, I was made to heal.
Ya guys lose basically, half, most, 80% of the time, alright? That counts as all the time. You know, just like how we win all the time.
Arw you aware my team and I are more advanced than you? Are you aware that there is a clone version of you on my team that is meant to be your successor? Or...hm perhaps it just depends on the matchmaking, perhaps you are getting bad teams.
That BLU? My successor? Pffft... ya gotta be kiddin' me here Doc.
With bad teams, I'm sure I recognize a BLU when I see one. Well, I will say you guys aren't a bad team. So maybe you're right, you guys are, more advanced or whatever, but that doesn't change the fact we're winning over here! Ha-ha!
{RED Scout smirks to himself and seems to congratulate himself on that.}
Then again...It's funny how you think our teams have control over who wins and who loses.
[Hans wouldn't smile at this information, his tone delicate.]
{RED Scout pauses, staring at him awkwardly, kind of confused.}
Our teams are not in control, and this is no longer a war over stolen land. That is all I can say.
Ya know, if I’m bein’ honest. I kinda forget why we fight anyway…
Again it is more than just stolen land. By now...it is greed. You are a cog in the machine, as am I.
Hey, how's it like over there on BLU?
Does it ever get tiring healin' your team all the time because ya guys just keep on losing?
~ @a-tom-icscout
We do not lose all the time. And I am not tired of healing, I was made to heal.
Ya guys lose basically, half, most, 80% of the time, alright? That counts as all the time. You know, just like how we win all the time.
Arw you aware my team and I are more advanced than you? Are you aware that there is a clone version of you on my team that is meant to be your successor? Or...hm perhaps it just depends on the matchmaking, perhaps you are getting bad teams.
That BLU? My successor? Pffft... ya gotta be kiddin' me here Doc.
With bad teams, I'm sure I recognize a BLU when I see one. Well, I will say you guys aren't a bad team. So maybe you're right, you guys are, more advanced or whatever, but that doesn't change the fact we're winning over here! Ha-ha!
{RED Scout smirks to himself and seems to congratulate himself on that.}
Then again...It's funny how you think our teams have control over who wins and who loses.
[Hans wouldn't smile at this information, his tone delicate.]
{RED Scout pauses, staring at him awkwardly, kind of confused.}
Our teams are not in control, and this is no longer a war over stolen land. That is all I can say.
Hey, how's it like over there on BLU?
Does it ever get tiring healin' your team all the time because ya guys just keep on losing?
~ @a-tom-icscout
We do not lose all the time. And I am not tired of healing, I was made to heal.
Ya guys lose basically, half, most, 80% of the time, alright? That counts as all the time. You know, just like how we win all the time.
Arw you aware my team and I are more advanced than you? Are you aware that there is a clone version of you on my team that is meant to be your successor? Or...hm perhaps it just depends on the matchmaking, perhaps you are getting bad teams.
That BLU? My successor? Pffft... ya gotta be kiddin' me here Doc.
With bad teams, I'm sure I recognize a BLU when I see one. Well, I will say you guys aren't a bad team. So maybe you're right, you guys are, more advanced or whatever, but that doesn't change the fact we're winning over here! Ha-ha!
{RED Scout smirks to himself and seems to congratulate himself on that.}
Then again...It's funny how you think our teams have control over who wins and who loses.
[Hans wouldn't smile at this information, his tone delicate.]
Hey, how's it like over there on BLU?
Does it ever get tiring healin' your team all the time because ya guys just keep on losing?
~ @a-tom-icscout
We do not lose all the time. And I am not tired of healing, I was made to heal.
Ya guys lose basically, half, most, 80% of the time, alright? That counts as all the time. You know, just like how we win all the time.
Are you aware my team and I are more advanced than you? Are you aware that there is a clone version of you on my team that is meant to be your successor? Or...hm perhaps it just depends on the matchmaking, perhaps you are getting bad teams.
Hey, how's it like over there on BLU?
Does it ever get tiring healin' your team all the time because ya guys just keep on losing?
~ @a-tom-icscout
We do not lose all the time. And I am not tired of healing, I was made to heal.
does youer diet include a signficiant amount of berry punch.asking for a friend
Yes. I adore berry punch.
Have you heard that there is supposedly a dove in scout's chest? Surely just a rumor, but...
Maybe I should find out what's inside of scout then.
You should steal Archimides, heard the por bugger been revived more than twice
Hmm...perhaps I will look further into this then. Thank you.
Things are heating up in the dove fandom
Yes. It is.
