I'm an adult (yeah yeah "hard to believe" 🙄 real smart aintcha), but I don't know about you. If you're underage and, y'know, not supposed to be talking about that enn-ess-eff-dubbayew stuff to an adult then don't. I can't tell through the screen so it's up to you to be responsible about that. Make good choices, aight?
Second thing, if ya got a problem with anything here, there's a button up in the top corner on my main page, you click on that and it'll give you a choice to block me. I mean, I don't know why you'd wanna - look at me, I'm perfect 💪🏻 - but just in case you're that kind of person who would, go do that.
Kinda new to all of this so even though it's basically impossible for me to screw anything up, there's a chance I might If that happens - BIG "if" - then bear with me, I'll figure it out.
This is just meant to be a bit of fun, aight? I'll be rebloggin a lot of stuff from Team Fortress 2 and I'm down to chat with just about anybody. If ya got a question for God's favourite, go ahead and hit that button up there, the one saying "Ask".
Oh yeah, here's my employee file if ya really wanna know more about me
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Timeline Convergence Hypothesis
Mod's note under the cut · Last Updated 23rd June 2026
MOD'S NOTE
G'day, Mod here. Saw the RP blogs and decided to join in. Sling me asks or RP posts and I'll probably respond. I'm a writer first and foremost, and I'll mostly be trying to stay in-character on the blog, but if you want me to answer anything as myself just say so.
I'll also be attempting art and SFM if my laptop allows me to run it, but you can mostly expect reblogs, roleplay, and writing from here.
Mod is an adult and will not do sexual NSFW RP.
Have never done an RP blog before so advice/support in DMs is welcome ✌🏻
In case the rules weren't clear:
1. NSFW will be tagged and censored where I can do that, but it's up to you to avoid that content if you shouldn't be interacting with it. I am an adult and if I catch minors engaging with NSFW content on this blog, I will block you.
2. If you're not a fan, block me. Simple as that. I might engage with haters for the LOLs but after a point it gets dull.
Extra things to note:
Anything written in red or ((between double brackets)) is OOC
My timezone is AEST or UTC+10 (Australian Eastern), so if I drop off on replies just check what time it is for Sydney - that might tell you why.
PLEASE always let me know if I cross a line via OOC - Scout can be a rude, antagonistic prick at times and way too flirty at other times, but I can scale it back if you only want mild antagonizing - and if you're uncomfortable with flirting, let me know IMMEDIATELY and I'll stop.
Submissions for RP welcome but keep it clean (and/or censored)
NSFW counts as: Sexual content, visceral gore and/or body horror, Dead Dove content.
Suggestive content will be assessed case-by-case
I don't really ship but you're welcome to try (and he might flirt at fem characters but it's just flirting). No Spy/Scout thanks, they're canonically father and son (DadSpy interactions are welcome though)
THIS SCOUT
Mostly based off the comics and official shorts up to the end of the TF Industries part of Issue #7. Fakes his ego to cover up insecurities, cares a lot about his team (counts them as his friends) but thanks to growing up as the runt of the litter, he never really learned how to be soft and sensitive. Recently found out (through Tumblr of all places) that his father isn't Tom Jones like he thought, but is in fact one of the Spys. He may be antagonistic at any Spys who interact because of this.
Being post-TF Industries scenes, he's moved on from Miss Pauling and sees her as a friend. He may or may not still drag her out on friend dates, but these are strictly as friends - he sees her as being married to her job. Down to RP a doomed ship though.
He hasn't told his family the truth about his job - he doesn't want his brothers signing up, and he doesn't want his Ma to worry, so he just told them he works as a security guard at some old mining compounds. Yes I have all seven of his brothers names that start with J and a lot of Ma's boyfriends also had J names. It's a gimmick, let me have it 🤣
Intellectually, he dumbs himself down a lot because he knows how smart kids get treated and he doesn't want that heat; he's been playing the fool so long even he's started kinda believing it. His reading trouble comes from being dyslexic and not pronouncing words properly.
Scout is either frosty or antagonistic towards BLU so don't take it personally - but if I cross a line feel free to sling me an ask or a message, I'm useless at remembering tone tags and I know sometimes people aren't expecting the heat. He's a lot more chill with RED since he's been working with them for four years now.
I subscribe to a version of the Respawn Hypothesis, but with the added thing that mercs do sometimes (often) come back with short-lived phantom pain from their previous self.
It's mentioned in the Employee file but this specific version of Scout has been yeeted into this, the modern world of 2026. He'll still generally stick to the near-canon behaviours but you can also talk to him about irl stuff, and he has read the comics and has seen your ships.
He is a chatterbox. Bro is famous for never shutting the fuck up so don't expect witty one-liner answers, he will yap.
TAGS:
#domination look it up - recounts of gameplay written like mission recaps
send 👀 or ( ‘EYES’ ) if you want to know how I see our muses interacting or how they could interact in the future. bold all that definitely/currently applies, italicize what could potentially apply. feel free to add more if you think certain options are missing or you just want to add more.
Get to know: NEVER! | I'd rather not | Convince me! | Sure why not? | Yes please | ALWAYS
Befriend: NEVER! | I'd rather not | Convince me! | Sure why not? | Yes please | ALWAYS
Date: NEVER! | I'd rather not | Convince me! | Sure why not? | Yes please | ALWAYS
Kiss/Make out: NEVER! | I'd rather not | Convince me! | Sure why not? | Yes please | ALWAYS
Hook up with: NEVER! | I'd rather not | Convince me! | Sure why not? | Yes please | ALWAYS
Protect: NEVER! | I'd rather not | Convince me! | Sure why not? | Yes please | ALWAYS
Help: NEVER! | I'd rather not | Convince me! | Sure why not? | Yes please | ALWAYS
Kill: NEVER! | I'd rather not | Convince me! | Sure why not? | Yes please | ALWAYS
Have drinks with: NEVER! | I'd rather not | Convince me! | Sure why not? | Yes please | ALWAYS
Have dinner with/cook with: NEVER! | I'd rather not | Convince me! | Sure why not? | Yes please | ALWAYS
Do a heist with: NEVER! | I'd rather not | Convince me! | Sure why not? | Yes please | ALWAYS
Make a mixtape for: NEVER! | I'd rather not | Convince me! | Sure why not? | Yes please | ALWAYS
Resolve a mystery with: NEVER! | I'd rather not | Convince me! | Sure why not? | Yes please | ALWAYS
big shoutout to @ashbalfour for some ideas and supporting me !!
It wasn't the first time they had to travel out of state together, but usually there were other mercs present to keep the pair separated.
This time though, the mission had called for the two of them and no other scouts were around to take either Jeremy or Sean's spot on the mission - so they both had to suck it up and deal with it.
The first ten minutes had passed in an abnormally complete silence before Scout turned on the radio, finding a channel that started with The Beatles and followed with Johnny Cash. He didn't have a problem with either, they just weren't his preference - but the silence was getting uncomfortable and he was willing to try anything to avoid having to talk to the Floridian riding shotgun.
Nope, screw it, he had to say something.
"How are ya twenty-seven years old and never even had a driver's permit?" He finally asked, unable to keep the incredulity out of his voice.
Scout happened to be finishing up a morning run nearby and noticed Sniper was... Well, more morose than usual. Maybe he needs some cheering up. Or some annoying. He sidled over, still finishing up his stretches.
*Mick heard Scout asked him, still looking down as he adjusted his hat down his face*
“…….Anonymous fuckin’ accused me of cheating on Zikki in his ask, but Zikki doesn’t believe them. First that wanker fuckin’ lied to him, now me!? I also didn’t believe them, who would bloody accuse me or him of cheating? It’s fuckin’ unfunny to accuse me or Zikki of cheating!”
Scout paused for a second, mentally blanking before remembering some folk weren't as good at blocking out third-party input.
"Well if ya both know it ain't true, why ya lettin some dumb-dumb get to ya?" He asked, swinging his arms as he changed up his stretch. "Ya relationship's only you and Zikki, right? It don't matter what anybody else says or thinks, only what you two know and say and think and stuff. And even if either-a ya DID cheat, that's still between the two-a ya's, it ain't nobody else's bisniss."
He shook himself out, patting Sniper on the shoulder. "Ya really gonna let some idiot ruin ya day like dis? I mean, ya can if ya wanna, or ya could go turn some heads into red paste and see if that makes ya feel better."
*Mick slowly looked at Scout as he felt his pat on his shoulder, nodding as he listened at him until he finished*
“We’re not gonna listen to that wanker since we bloody love each other and know we will never leave each other. I swear they’re fucking gonna accuse me or Zikki of cheating again, I’m gonna find them and make sure they bloody leave us alone. I’m not gonna let anyone bloody ruin my day! I also won’t let anyone bloody ruin Zikki’s day! I don’t want to lose him, so I will make sure that wanker fuckin’ leave us alone.”
Scout nodded, grinning. "Exactly! Think of it like ya head's a cap point and they just some BLU jerk tryina take it over - don't even give em a chance to get near ya brain, don't give em the time-a day. Line em up next time and bust their melon! Now, wanna come play some grenade-ball? It's like baseball but with live grenades insteaduv a ball."
Scout happened to be finishing up a morning run nearby and noticed Sniper was... Well, more morose than usual. Maybe he needs some cheering up. Or some annoying. He sidled over, still finishing up his stretches.
*Mick heard Scout asked him, still looking down as he adjusted his hat down his face*
“…….Anonymous fuckin’ accused me of cheating on Zikki in his ask, but Zikki doesn’t believe them. First that wanker fuckin’ lied to him, now me!? I also didn’t believe them, who would bloody accuse me or him of cheating? It’s fuckin’ unfunny to accuse me or Zikki of cheating!”
Scout paused for a second, mentally blanking before remembering some folk weren't as good at blocking out third-party input.
"Well if ya both know it ain't true, why ya lettin some dumb-dumb get to ya?" He asked, swinging his arms as he changed up his stretch. "Ya relationship's only you and Zikki, right? It don't matter what anybody else says or thinks, only what you two know and say and think and stuff. And even if either-a ya DID cheat, that's still between the two-a ya's, it ain't nobody else's bisniss."
He shook himself out, patting Sniper on the shoulder. "Ya really gonna let some idiot ruin ya day like dis? I mean, ya can if ya wanna, or ya could go turn some heads into red paste and see if that makes ya feel better."
Scout happened to be finishing up a morning run nearby and noticed Sniper was... Well, more morose than usual. Maybe he needs some cheering up. Or some annoying. He sidled over, still finishing up his stretches.
yes it's medium rare. Its not all the way cooked through, its cooked just enough to kill most of the germs and stuff. However, if you want me to cook it some more I can.
They might be kinda crazy but Pyro's (MY Pyro, from my timeline) probly the nicest outta everyone, they always happy to see us all and ain't tryina be anythin they ain't, they happy to just be emself. Demo's a real pal too, he's like a way nicer and way more drunk versiona my brothers.
Found myself at Hoodoo but somethin musta gone wrong cos it was just me and one BLU guy, and when I saw him oh man ya know we was in for some intrestin times - I guess fhey wanted ta see two Scouts pit against each other, cos this guy had the exact same loadout. Now RED lost Hoodoo a few days back, so I was charged wit the taska getting a bomb into the base BLU took from us, right? Normally, no problem! But it was just me and this guy, and he was NOT lettin up.
But neither was I. We had, like, a buncha epic 1v1s and I came out on top more than him, so I guess that settles the question-a who the best Scout is! In between sending him back to respawn, I was still managin to push that bomb down the track and it was kinda fun! But I did kinda wish Pyro or Heavy was around to clear the way for us.
And y'know what? To dat BLU Scout, gotta respect! Coulda been easier to just shoot out ya forwarder and then respawn back at HQ but ya didn't and that's pretty brave. I think i wouldn't mind getting a few drinks with that one if I ever see em again.
Obvisly we got the base back, cos I'm just that great even on my own. Lookin forward ta sending a fresh bonus to Ma so she can treat herself.
