Bonjour! :D

(Just a random account for a Polite Spy and his other friendly freak friends.}

[espionpoli-et-amis-rp]

◉ A new Freak has joined the server.

🌼: Bonjour! It is nice to meet all of you.

◉ He seems rather polite.

◉ Though he seems to have brought some friends with him.

This is a Roleplay blog made for nothing but roleplaying a few characters I'm an amateur at acting as. No, don't interact with me if you're problematic. No, I'm not tagging this.*

Links to the respective character bios:

🌼 • 🧠 • 🍰 • 🕶️

Want to know about a weird thing that happened with Polite Spy? Check out the tag: [[TAKEOVER]]

Credits to 800db-cloud (A.K.A eraaa.png) for the blog's profile.

(*Welp, guess I'm tagging this now)

[polite-espionage]

Polite was out in the field, he seemed to be picking various flowers from certain places within the meadow. Only stopping every so often to bend down and grab a few flowers that had caught his eye.

In one hand he carried lots of different kinds of flowers. Roses, tulips, poppies, etc. One wouldn’t quite know what he was doing with these flowers unless they asked him directly.

He wasn’t expecting anyone to show up, though. Since the meadow was pretty far away from civilization.

He wouldn’t mind if someone did show up though. He did always enjoy company.

(OPEN RP)

[espionpoli-et-amis-rp]

< {A Baseball has been thrown at Polite Spy's head!}

< {There is yelling from across the field.}

Oh, geez—Sorry 'bout that, mister! I thought this part of the fields was empty for sure!

< {It is a female RED Scout with sunglasses over her eyes. She is not looking in the right direction whilst talking to him.}

🕶️

[polite-espionage]

CRACK!

Polite was immediately struck by the baseball, making him loose his balance and collapse right onto the grass, making him drop all of the flowers he had.

It took him a minute or so before his head stopped spinning enough for him to get up. He dizzily stood back up from the grass, his vision just the taddest bit blurry as he kept his balance.

“It is quite alright, my friend! There is no Harm done!”

A small amount of blood had started to drip down from his head the moment he said that, but he figured it would be fine. If he could put limbs back together like legos a head injury shouldn’t be too bad.

He leaned down and picked up the baseball that was left on the grass when it had hit him, walking over to the female scout before taking her hands and placing the baseball into it.

“I believe this is yours, my friend.”

[espionpoli-et-amis-rp]

Thanks!

< {Blind Femscout has retrieved her Baseball.}

< {She sniffs the air.}

Oh.

Uh. Mister, you're kinda, uh...

Dripping red?

[polite-espionage]

Polite was out in the field, he seemed to be picking various flowers from certain places within the meadow. Only stopping every so often to bend down and grab a few flowers that had caught his eye.

In one hand he carried lots of different kinds of flowers. Roses, tulips, poppies, etc. One wouldn’t quite know what he was doing with these flowers unless they asked him directly.

He wasn’t expecting anyone to show up, though. Since the meadow was pretty far away from civilization.

He wouldn’t mind if someone did show up though. He did always enjoy company.

(OPEN RP)

[espionpoli-et-amis-rp]

< {A Baseball has been thrown at Polite Spy's head!}

< {There is yelling from across the field.}

Oh, geez—Sorry 'bout that, mister! I thought this part of the fields was empty for sure!

< {It is a female RED Scout with sunglasses over her eyes. She is not looking in the right direction whilst talking to him.}

🕶️

[espionpoli-et-amis-rp]

i gives you a bowl of pasta salad

< {Bowl of Pasta Salad has been added to the inventory.}

Guess I'm not cooking for dinner after all! Thanks, mate.

🍰

[cannibal-cupcakez]

Of all the Freaks getting on here...did it really have to be you? Seriously?!

🕶️

( @espionpoli-et-amis-rp)

૮° ཀ°) ／🥩:•

HAHA.

DID YOU KNOW.

I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT.

AND I WILL DO WHAT I WANT, WHICH IS EAT YOU.

MAYBE! HEHEHEHAHAA...

{ PAINIS CLACKS HIS TEETH AT THEM! }

꒦꒷🫀⋆ ˖°

[espionpoli-et-amis-rp]

Oh Hell—

< {Blind Femscout immediately dashed out of the way.}

Respect the five foot rule, dummy! And I ain't the tastiest appetizer for man-eaters, anyways, so get lost!

[father-pure]

I don't know how to tell ya this but—

I am very, very tired.

Probably from staying up until 12. Anyways, how've ya been doing?

Mr. Polite's been more chipper lately, like his usual self.

🕶️

@espionpoli-et-amis-rp

Oh dear...I hope you are okay my friend though I have been quite busy recently so I'm not quite caught up with polite and his group of friends...I hope everything is going okay?

[espionpoli-et-amis-rp]

Well, aside from him that Brutal asshat, everything's pretty good.

Can't believe we owe that Aussie bastard... If only we'd found Mr. Polite before he did.

[beecavegunslinger]

Learning about Polite Spy. He's the cutest oml!!

[espionpoli-et-amis-rp]

Many thanks :D

🌼

[espionpoli-et-amis-rp]

*You hear a voice from the floor*

uhhhh… Hallo, Herr Polite Spy..

*you look down and see a snail..? Was the snail talking..?*

I’ve encountered a… problem.. Do you perchance know anybody that knows how to deal with this situation…?

@residentblusurgeon

Mon Dieu!

◉ He kneels on the floor and gently scoops up the snail.

Quite the situation you've found yourself in, mon ami.

Not to worry; I believe a friend of mine can help you with your dilemma.

◉ Polite Spy is dialing a number

◉ Now calling: Medizard.

[espionpoli-et-amis-rp]

POLITE. HOW ARE YOU DOING? after all that stuff.

Bonjour!

I...suppose I am doing better. Though sometimes I....

Ah, forget it. I'm alright, mon ami. Do not worry.

🌼

[espionpoli-et-amis-rp]

i lost my spider named jimmy:(

Ah, how unfortunate...

Do you have any idea where he could've gone? Perhaps I can be of assistance.

🌼

[espionpoli-et-amis-rp]

yall ever think?

Да, I believe so.

Sometimes Spyper doesn't, but that is when he is being very stupid.

But he is still close to Heavy's heart.

🧠

[espionpoli-et-amis-rp]

HM. EASEL- NO WAIT. HM. EASEL... CAKE? NO WAIT THAT DOESNT SOUND RIGHT. UH. NEVERMIND. CAKE SIR. HI. HOW ARE YOU DOING? CAN I HAVE A SLICE OF CAKE? pretty please.

G'day to you, mate! Weaselcake is just fine.

And, sure, you can have a slice!

◉ Weaselcake turned pink!

◉ You have received a Whole Rainbow Cake instead.

[espionpoli-et-amis-rp]

*Ry slowly stands in the doorway of the guest room.*

Hi Uncle Polite... I don't know what exactly happened to you... You don't have to say anything.. I just feel like you shouldn't be Alone

-hRy

Ah...

Hello, mon cher.

◉ He waves at hand at Ry from the bed.

Thank you for the accompany. Did your father send you?

[little-angel-and-hound-ft2freaks]

Not exactly, he said I should draw you something but you being alone I feel like I should draw it in here with you

[espionpoli-et-amis-rp]

Really now?

◉ His smile is weak, but it's sincere enough.

...You're a very sweet child, you know?

[little-angel-and-hound-ft2freaks]

I hope I am, I know what it's like to feel scared and be alone, it's not a good feeling so I'm making sure you don't have to feel like that

*she politely sits on the floor near his bed, placing down the piece of paper with some crayons and pencils and starts drawing*

[espionpoli-et-amis-rp]

◉ He shifts closer to the side of the bed.

...Was there anything I missed when I was away?

[little-angel-and-hound-ft2freaks]

Dad met some aliens, and there is this crow now that hangs around and gives little gifts

I think it accidentally gave Uncle pancakes bad memories by gifting them something

[espionpoli-et-amis-rp]

◉ A weak chuckle leaves his lips.

Must've been quite the ordeal, huh? For your father and Uncle Pancakes, I mean..

...Is Uncle Pancakes alright?

[little-angel-and-hound-ft2freaks]

He seems to be better

to be fair I only met him officially once and that's when to give him a little gift, it was a wooden Hammer that I made all by myself

[espionpoli-et-amis-rp]

A hammer? I didn't know you could do that..

Did he feel better afterwards?

[espionpoli-et-amis-rp]

// I don't know how to announce this so I'm just going to let anyone know and spread the word a little bit but with the cooking under pressure memes that are going on right now I'm trying to make an animation of the TF2 roleplay blogs trying to cook so look out for that I don't know so look out for that I don't know when it would be coming out because it's probably going to be over 4 minutes long

(OOC: I see. Thanks for the heads-up 👍)

[espionpoli-et-amis-rp]

caw caw caw *puts a quarter in your hand along with a necklace with a sun charm attached to it*

*/translation: trinkets for you my good sir.*

@thecrowonyourroof

Oh, my...

◉ His eyes brighten ever so slightly.

You must be the crow Ry told me about.

◉ He raises a hand to pet the crow's head.

Quel doux petit oiseau. Merci.

[ass-pancakez]

do you havw any feelingz on the other freaks

ASS PANCAKES HAS MANY FRIENDS!!!1!1!! LIKE.

BONK

SOUPCOCK PORKPIE

CHRISTIAN BRUTAL SNIPER

PAINIS CUPCAKE

PISS CAKEHOLE

WEASELCAKE

[espionpoli-et-amis-rp]

Wait, we're friends?

🍰

[espionpoli-et-amis-rp]

do you want some BONK?

- @ass-pancakez

◉ He does feel dehydrated.

No, but thank you, mon ami.

[ass-pancakez]

He INSISTS you have some BONK!.

[espionpoli-et-amis-rp]

Forgive me, I really don't—