“No, thank you!”

{POLITE SPY ROLEPLAY/ASK BLOG 🌼}

[polite-espionage]

“Hello there, my friends!”

↓↓↓ (info!)

Some of the asks I may draw for, but don’t be disappointed if I don’t draw yours! This is to prevent burnout.

Suggestive asks and ship/romantic asks are allowed, but no straight up nsfw. ok?

If you have any questions, hit me a dm! I’ll try to respond as quickly as possible.

Thank you! And have fun. 💛

(MAIN IS: @sunshines-circus)

TAG GUIDE:

#Polite replies! 💛 - replying to things

#Hello there! 💛 - open roleplay

#💌 - Interactions with @meet-the-messenger !

#🏹 - Interactions with @emesisblu-hunter !

#🍀 - interactions with @handfulofclovers !

#🪖 - weird yaoi Interactions with @redsargentgeneralsolly !

[polite-espionage]

August rounded a corner, coming face-to-face with Polite as they jumped back into a low, defensive crouch, before realizing it was him and standing up with a confused but relieved smile.

“Wh— Polite?? You’re here too???”

They asked with a grin.

- ❄️🐦‍⬛ / @meet-the-messenger (August event!)

Polite immediately perked up at the sound of August’s voice, quickly rushing over in order to greet his dear friend.

“Messanger! My friend! I did not expect to see you here!”

He pulled them into an embrace, before pulling back, keeping his hands on their shoulders.

“Yes, I am here too. Say, how did you get here? Were you also teleported out of nowhere to this ‘back room’?”

BANISHED TO THE BACKROOMS: 2 ASKS

[meet-the-messenger]

They grin widely, fangs flashing as they hugged him back, actually picking him up a little as their wings flapped.

“Yeah!!! It was the same for me,”

They smiled, then their eyes widened.

“Ah, you probably need some water, don’t you?”

They quickly pulled some from the orb floating above their head, forming it into an icy cup of water and handing it to Polite.

“Here— don’t worry, it’s safe to drink. It’s, actually about as pure as you can get.”

They said with a proud grin.

The icy cup didn’t melt whatsoever in Polite’s hands, remaining strangely dry except for the liquid water on the inside.

[polite-espionage]

Polite takes the cup, holding it firm with his hands to make sure that it didn’t slip.

“Thank you, my friend!”

He lifted the cup to his mouth. Before chugging all of the water that was in it. He didn’t even realize how parched he was until now.

Once he was finished he wiped the leftover water from his mouth, and handed the cup back to August.

“Thank you, again. I haven’t had any water in a few hours now…I am glad that I found you.”

[meet-the-messenger]

They grinned as they clasped a friendly hand on his shoulder.

“Me too! I’m glad you liked it, do you need any more? I can summon as much as I need,”

They said with a grin, the water orb above their head spinning gently.

[polite-espionage]

“That is quite alright my friend. That water will suffice!”

“May I ask, have you found anything else in this labyrinth of yellow colored walls and fluorescent lights? I’ve been wandering around but I can’t seem to find anything…except a few chairs that were stuck in the floor.”

[polite-espionage]

What are your thoughts on the backrooms so far? I personally like the pool rooms.

“It is quite the interesting place! I have been walking around for a few hours, although I can’t seem to find anything else besides walls!”

“I’ve met a few people down here who are with me, though! So it is certainly not lonely.”

BANISHED TO THE BACKROOMS: 1 ASK

[polite-espionage]

How are you doing in the backroom?

“It is…quite odd in this ‘backrooms’. I can’t seem to find a way out! There are just so many rooms and random things all around here…”

“I do hope I find someone soon…it is quite lonely in here without my friends. Though I suppose this is a good opportunity to meet some new people as well.”

BANISHED TO THE BACKROOMS: 5 ASKS

[karl-stuck-in-the-backrooms]

....Another hüm@n?? Sheesh, how many people got nø cl1pp3d? Hi, I'm Karl..... You?

[polite-espionage]

At the sound of another person Polite Spy perked up, immediately turning to whoever was there.

“Oh, hello there, my friend! It is nice to meet you! My name is Polite spy.”

“May you tell me where we are? I seem to be a little lost.”

[karl-stuck-in-the-backrooms]

Heh, this is level 0. Can be a safe space of you know how to ignore the bløød and voœic3s.

Want some canned food? It's not the best food, but here, food is food

[polite-espionage]

“Oh, no thank you my friend. I am not hungry at the moment. But Thank you for the offer!”

He gave a grateful smile.

“Do you perhaps know the way out of this place? It is lovely but I do have things I must get to.”

[polite-espionage]

August rounded a corner, coming face-to-face with Polite as they jumped back into a low, defensive crouch, before realizing it was him and standing up with a confused but relieved smile.

“Wh— Polite?? You’re here too???”

They asked with a grin.

- ❄️🐦‍⬛ / @meet-the-messenger (August event!)

Polite immediately perked up at the sound of August’s voice, quickly rushing over in order to greet his dear friend.

“Messanger! My friend! I did not expect to see you here!”

He pulled them into an embrace, before pulling back, keeping his hands on their shoulders.

“Yes, I am here too. Say, how did you get here? Were you also teleported out of nowhere to this ‘back room’?”

BANISHED TO THE BACKROOMS: 2 ASKS

[meet-the-messenger]

They grin widely, fangs flashing as they hugged him back, actually picking him up a little as their wings flapped.

“Yeah!!! It was the same for me,”

They smiled, then their eyes widened.

“Ah, you probably need some water, don’t you?”

They quickly pulled some from the orb floating above their head, forming it into an icy cup of water and handing it to Polite.

“Here— don’t worry, it’s safe to drink. It’s, actually about as pure as you can get.”

They said with a proud grin.

The icy cup didn’t melt whatsoever in Polite’s hands, remaining strangely dry except for the liquid water on the inside.

[polite-espionage]

Polite takes the cup, holding it firm with his hands to make sure that it didn’t slip.

“Thank you, my friend!”

He lifted the cup to his mouth. Before chugging all of the water that was in it. He didn’t even realize how parched he was until now.

Once he was finished he wiped the leftover water from his mouth, and handed the cup back to August.

“Thank you, again. I haven’t had any water in a few hours now…I am glad that I found you.”

[polite-espionage]

“𝙷𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚢 𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚍𝚎, 𝚂𝚒𝚛 𝙿𝚘𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚎! 𝙸-”

An agender flag that has been caught be the wind lands on her head and covers her completely. This must be a sign from God or whoever is up there.

@handfulofclovers

At the sight of Clover being covered with the flag Polite walks over and gently lifts the flag up, before 2 more flags come falling down from the sky and cover him. A trans flag and a gay flag. How lovely!

[polite-espionage]

August rounded a corner, coming face-to-face with Polite as they jumped back into a low, defensive crouch, before realizing it was him and standing up with a confused but relieved smile.

“Wh— Polite?? You’re here too???”

They asked with a grin.

- ❄️🐦‍⬛ / @meet-the-messenger (August event!)

Polite immediately perked up at the sound of August’s voice, quickly rushing over in order to greet his dear friend.

“Messanger! My friend! I did not expect to see you here!”

He pulled them into an embrace, before pulling back, keeping his hands on their shoulders.

“Yes, I am here too. Say, how did you get here? Were you also teleported out of nowhere to this ‘back room’?”

BANISHED TO THE BACKROOMS: 2 ASKS

[polite-espionage]

...How does everyone I know keep getting sent to the Backrooms? And come to think of it, how do I get there? It seems nice and quiet.

{@blu-grappler]

“I am not entirely sure. Even I don’t know how I got here still…I can confirm it is quiet, though! Except for the soft hum buzz of the fluorescent lights. If you do not mind that.”

[polite-espionage]

What's your relationship with Hunter, I just got here, I am so confused 😭

HI HELLO! MOD HERE!!!! I figured it would be appropriate to explain myself his relationship with Hunter + his approach to relationships in general.

Polite Spy and Hunter kiss, yeah. Though they aren’t exactly dating! This is for all of Polite’s relationships except him and Soldier (horrific situationship)

Polite will reciprocate any affection given to him since he has a lot of love to go around! Though this only applies to men since he’s gay. He IS open to queerplantoicy though!

In conclusion Polite will kiss anyone who wants to kiss him.

[polite-espionage]

Hunter stands there for a moment before pulling Polite into a proper kiss

>:3

@emesisblu-hunter

Polite lets out a sound of surprise at the sudden kiss, but he soon relaxes into it, closing his eyes and bringing his arms to wrap around Hunter’s neck, pulling them closer together.

After a minute or so he pulled back from the kiss, his face now a rosey red.

“I…”

He was breathless for a moment.

“I never knew you felt this way about me, Hunter.”

He gave a small chuckle, still incredibly flustered by it all.

[emesisblu-hunter]

Hunter just quietly purrs, nuzzling his face into the crook of polites neck

Have for a while now actually....

[polite-espionage]

Polite chuckles a little before he lifted Hunter’s face so that he was looking at him, before leaning in and giving Hunter another kiss.

[polite-espionage]

(RED) Dr. Victor Krane: “Ah…. You’re stuck too? I’m stuck with BLU Victor in the Backrooms…”

- @scientistsredblu

“I wonder how we have all ended up here…”

“It is nice to see some familiar faces in these confusing times.”

BANISHED TO THE BACKROOMS: 3 ASKS

[emesisblu-hunter]

Bloody Daisy

[polite-espionage]

How are you doing in the backroom?

“It is…quite odd in this ‘backrooms’. I can’t seem to find a way out! There are just so many rooms and random things all around here…”

“I do hope I find someone soon…it is quite lonely in here without my friends. Though I suppose this is a good opportunity to meet some new people as well.”

BANISHED TO THE BACKROOMS: 5 ASKS

[karl-stuck-in-the-backrooms]

....Another hüm@n?? Sheesh, how many people got nø cl1pp3d? Hi, I'm Karl..... You?

[polite-espionage]

At the sound of another person Polite Spy perked up, immediately turning to whoever was there.

“Oh, hello there, my friend! It is nice to meet you! My name is Polite spy.”

“May you tell me where we are? I seem to be a little lost.”

[polite-espionage]

if you could kiss anyone you know, who would it be?

“Oh…anyone? I don’t know if I’d be able to pick just one! There are many people I would not mind giving a kiss or two to.”

“I couldn’t possibly choose just one…”

BANISHED TO THE BACKROOMS: 4 ASKS

[polite-espionage]

How are you doing in the backroom?

“It is…quite odd in this ‘backrooms’. I can’t seem to find a way out! There are just so many rooms and random things all around here…”

“I do hope I find someone soon…it is quite lonely in here without my friends. Though I suppose this is a good opportunity to meet some new people as well.”

BANISHED TO THE BACKROOMS: 5 ASKS

[polite-espionage]

"You're back..."

Grappler took a slow step towards Polite, almost reaching out before thinking better of it and withdrawing her his hand.

"You were gone for a while. Do you... need anything? While I'm here?"

[@blu-grappler]

“I…Don’t quite understand. But I am okay, I do not need anything, my friend. Thank you though, for the concern.”

He gave a smile. Though he seemed as if he was a little dizzy still.

[blu-grappler]

Grappler nodded, seeming hesitant to leave.

“Okay. I was… just making sure. I—”

sHe paused before speaking again.

“…Everyone seemed like they missed you. I’m… I’m glad you’re back.”

[polite-espionage]

“Thank you, my friend.”

He put his hand on Grappler’s shoulder, giving it a pat.

“How about you tell me all the things you’ve been up to while I was…’gone’?”

[blu-grappler]

"It's not really that interesting. Just a few battles here and there, and we only won one of them. In between, I... honestly didn't do much of anything. I had a few conversations and all, but..."

sHe trailed off.

"I was more focused on other things. And-- and you being gone made me realize, maybe I should talk to people a little more? Because you... you never know when something will happen to them, and the things you wanted to tell them are... lost, kind of."

sHe looked up with a sigh, her his gaze traveling towards the gray horizon.

"...Anyway. That's about it. I didn't mean to get all... dismal there. Sorry."

[polite-espionage]

“There is absolutely nothing to apologize for, my friend. I want you to know that I am always here if you ever want to talk about absolutely anything.”

“I would never judge you for anything. That is a promise.”

“It is good to talk to your friends, and to get advice. I believe you should talk to people more too. Having a few good friends truly makes things easier in life.

[polite-espionage]

Boo! You are now stuck in the backrooms for 6 asks!!

Can be any level!!!

. . .

“Well. This is quite strange.”

(IMAGE BY : @crocketpopper45 !!!!)