the village dyke

claire | she/it | 27 | trans lesbian

[saint-effigy]

Getting a lot of sissy, crossdresser, chaser blogs interacting with my stuff again so let me be clear. I'd beat you all to death with a baseball bat if I was locked in the same room with you. I'm not your fetish and I hate you all so much

[femmeclefable]

reminder this is what i look like

[indigosfindings]

i really like this thing where websites will have separate "log in" & "sign up" buttons and if you click "log in" it takes you to a sign-up screen anyway so you have to click "i already have an account" and then it will ask if you want to sign in with your facebook account or with instagram or linkedin or deviantart or whatever, and if you choose "username & password" it asks if you want to put in your username or use your thumbprint, and once you put your username & password it emails you a confirmation code, and once you put in the code it says "do you want to give us your phone number for future sign-ins? do you want to sign up for facial recognition? do you want to give us your bones? give us your fucking bones?

[girlballs-archive]

websites prior to like the 2010s: sign in with your username and password

websites now:

[polemesis]

okay hiiii i was emesissy and briefly neotenousoxide! please reblog to help me find friends :3!

[fraternum-momentum]

walk her like a dog [1]

[princess-rosiebird-nsfw]

maid,,,,,,.,. get me a jestergirl,., tell her2 bring th silliest strap she got

[threeofswords]

ohh yeah im a real piece of shit 👍 job please

[petulantpony]

bottom surgery is the coolest thing in the world to me

[petulantpony]

surgery is already so beautiful and amazing to me but i cant even believe that theres a procedure so wonderful. they just structure vaginas and vulvas. they just put them there!!! someone can just give someone else a vagina!!!! how amazing is that??

[calamity-corner]

as a recent recipient it's genuinely one of the most of amazing things ever. it's a medical miracle. i have a vagina and she's so pretty and they just! crafted her! it's so incredible

[self-loving-vampire]

[maidthings]

anyaustin is an experiment to see if a guy could develop a sense of wonder and appreciation for the world around him without ever going outside

[silvermoon424]

This tweet read me to filth

[kosmogrl]

I can’t overshare because that would be very humiliating but everyone else should overshare because I like to know everything

[koiagain]

im going to fix my entire life

[fruitcakebro]

When?

[koiagain]

Like Um. later

[drops-of-universe]

i hate seeing men happy. cancel the world cup

[parme-san]

everybody's got that one homie posting straight from the valley of the shadow of death

[enriquemzn262]

Northrop B-2 Spirit flying over the Twin Towers, New York, 2000.

[direhyenawoman-infinitebitestyle]

dumbass fucking missed

[norahsdove]

Statistically speaking I have more or less never seen a movie in my life

[bippus]

Flubber?

[norahsdove]

I've never seen flubber.

[bippus]

Asshole