my (awesome) posts

futch who stinks good early 20s long live the yucky!!! minors dni cis men dni

[dumbdoegirl]

such prime dead wife material

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and it bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alcohol after THC because it floods the vessel and causes the serpent to fall into a deep sleep. The duckling never gets attacked by the serpent when this happens because it is unconscious and the duckling is actually able to get fat from the harmonious seed, which causes an enjoyable sensation.

[dumbdoegirl]

doll that makes a funny noise when u punch its tummy

[dumbdoegirl]

you better be nice to me. and also punch me in the tummy. okay?

[dumbdoegirl]

she wants to get stronger and i want to get fatter. she is a girl who cooks. i am a girl who works out. we’re going to have a really beautiful little symbiotic kinda thing going on i think.

[dumbdoegirl]

doll that makes a funny noise when u punch its tummy

[dumbdoegirl]

You look like you have nice sides to grab at and run my hands over

wait ur kinda right… i’m… touchable?

[dumbdoegirl]

i could be ur dorky lil sister..

[dumbdoegirl]

big sis and her dog got sick of me being a dork so they took turns seeing who could make me yell louder

[dumbdoegirl]

big sis won btw. puppy dog eyes often work better on other dogs than people.

[estrogirlie]

tall women with big sad eyes are like crack for dykes

[dumbdoegirl]

i could be ur dorky lil sister..

[dumbdoegirl]

big sis and her dog got sick of me being a dork so they took turns seeing who could make me yell louder

[dumbdoegirl]

i hate how repulsive my body feels. why won’t anyone just fuck me like a woman? i don’t want to have to ask for you to grope me. i don’t want to feel like i have to perform some fucking role for you to see me. i don’t know how many more times i can communicate that i *need* to be touched with a hunger. i need to feel like you want me. i need to feel like you find my body beautiful. because it is. i’m a beautiful lady and i deserve to be treated as such. so fucking touch me. i’m so fucking touchable.

[dumbdoegirl]

there is a solution and it is t4t lesbianism

[dumbdoegirl]

it’s crazy how much better things feel after u have weird things done to ur hole

[dumbdoegirl]

it’s REALLY crazy how much better things feel after u have weird things done to ur hole

[dumbdoegirl]

i could be ur dorky lil sister..

[dumbdoegirl]

i literally got dolled up and showed up to work so ready to close and they were like “u arnt working today dummy” i feel like a fool

[dumbdoegirl]

i could be ur dorky lil sister..

[dumbdoegirl]

hi

[dumbdoegirl]

i need to push you around. i need to push you around

my roots are strong and deep and you will never move me from my place. bitch.

[dog-on-prog]

some call us the bad girls of the tumblr trans scene @fertilefloor

[fertilefloor]

everyone says it

[ace-trainer-alice]

i do sometimes get really confused when i remember that stretch marks aren't like widely recognized as extremely attractive. the fact that during periods of growth, skin will form cracks (frequently in the shape of lightning bolts. objectively awesome). their color will vary wildly both with the color of skin, the location, and the lighting and temperature. the texture will persist, an indentation in the skin that can be easily felt. that's like such chuuni shit. im chuuni about this. sorry how could you not be chuuni about this. and textural complexity that reflects on a complex history of a subject is like famously the most awesome thing to feel when feeling anything. we talk up trees for this all the time. one of the most fun things to feel while groping. but noooo you have to be ashamed and feel bad about it. fucked up world.