grant me wings! wings to conquer the world!

they/she 🔞

[medakakurokami]

[ntrider]

writing a heartfelt letter to an acquaintance for whom I have all the respect in the world, expressing my gratitude for getting to meet someone like them from our connections in common, and sharing that, if the world and our lives were a little different, perhaps we could have grown to become close friends, but as we are, there is little in my power that can make spending time together any easier. I wrap the letter, put it into a tube, and throw it with all my might across our distance, equal in metaphor to the distance between two beaches positioned in parallel to each other. despite the miniscule length of sea between us, my strength fails to get the tube any farther than two meters forward and it sinks in the water

[ntrider]

I talk about tools like a bad guy in a living weapons tv show or something but they are actually tools no metaphor or anything so I'm just being honest

[ntrider]

yeah if you're not useful or you break you can be replaced. no not you stupid I'm talking to the hammer. what if that hammer had feelings? well it doesn't, so my answer doesn't matter

[ntrider]

this weapon has been with me through everything? only a testament to the strength of the smith who made it and the person who wielded it. let's hope the next blade I shall use can be even a little bit as strong

[ntrider]

when I learned as a kid that boxers (fight with fists) draw strength not from the size of their arms as much as the strength of their movement from the legs up and they had to be touching the ground for this to work I was forever changed. air is everything but air is also not ground. ground is everything and air is not it. therefore air has to be from everything to nothing. movement is the ultimate art. the most important part of the car are the tires. don't let any stupid futuristic flying car concept tell you otherwise.

[ntrider]

Roserider half the department is wearing summerdresses and they keep bending over, send me strength in my time of need

no. die wanting

[hussar-fucker-deactivated202512]

[ntrider]

I feel like that would happen to me like. "oh thank god I can have a gf who's good at games" when I notably do not play league of legends because the one time I tried, my ex got so verbally mad at me for being bad at the game that I refused to give her and the game a second chance

[ntrider]

oh I'm good at video games. single player games. good luck idiot

[lilium]

[ntrider]

promises promises you that once we fight I'll fight to the very end with all of my strength but once we duel it's clear that I'm pissed off about something and kind of want to lose already

[ntrider]

hung out with some people last night and one girl was wearing sweatpants and a tank top with no bra....... fuck my entire life

[ntrider]

does anyone else when they're close to someone like this feel time slow down every time they put a hand on their chest to adjust their top like a cat that just saw something move or is it just me

[ntrider]

no that wasn't a joke so I didn't lie.

[ntrider]

this is all to say I've never actually played mbaacc with anyone and even though I have about 8 hours in type lumina I just don't like that kind of game. and I mostly played as saber anyway

[ntrider]

I often make jokes that rely on arbitrarily naming an older game but it's either a game that's adjacent to what I am actually playing or just not a game I play. not to pretend that I'm cooler/more experienced that I am but because if I am playing something it stops being funny

[ntrider]

it also means if I name a fighting game in a post, ever, I'm lying

[ntrider]

I often make jokes that rely on arbitrarily naming an older game but it's either a game that's adjacent to what I am actually playing or just not a game I play. not to pretend that I'm cooler/more experienced that I am but because if I am playing something it stops being funny

[lesbianmarrow]

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

[tunnaa-unnaa]

taking notes

[meresine]

🥀🗡🐦‍⬛🪶

[zxbuster-advent]

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