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Ok is ANYONE else talking about the “evil coffee” theory yet??? Or is that just the discord I’m in
Cause like…. Who the FUCK puts THAT much emphasis on a RANDOM CUP OF COFFEE??
I mean Aziraphale literally says “I made my position clear” and then Metaron is immediately like “aAAH, but I brought you.. an OAT milk LaTé 👹” with foreboding music and ominous shots like some scene straight out of a fucking Disney movie, OH Kay… I see you you Jafar sounding bitch 😭😂
(tags via @guardian-of-soho)
This is how I see the coffee thing. It was 100% a manipulation tactic.
Everything the Metatron said and did was designed to get Aziraphale to respond exactly how he wanted. Even the way he framed his offer to be all about Crowley, knowing Aziraphale cared for him than anything else on Heaven and Earth. And I'd bet money he knew full well that Crowley would reject him too. The glare he gave Crowley before leaving was. Frightening.











