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(Trigger Warning: Scopophobia / Ommetaphobia)

#art #mine #digital art #the master #cheetah!master #follow for more #weird symbolic esoteric master fanart #that i didn’t post #until now cus i couldn’t be bothered #we like symbols in our #doctor who fanart #don’t we?#i did this on #that tuesday when trump first said #he was going to nuke iran #the master expressed what i could not #is also on #a jacket in progress #the cool thing about digital art #is being able to do multiple versions #i didn’t think about using a gif for the tv static snow #until basically the end #now he really is trapped in no signal tv superhell #guess that’s Themes too #i worked hard on making sure #the only eyes looking directly into yours #should be his own

beemovieerotica

was at a bar and a 50+ year old drunk white woman complimented me and my friend's outfits, told us there was a campsite up in northern maryland where a lot of gay bears go to have sex in the woods. we asked her how she knew about this and she very aggressively said "because i'm a FAG HAG!!! but i'm not allowed to say that anymore I GUESS!!!"

#vital to the ecosystem

suburbanrot

yeah i kind of forgot what the original request was bc I saw "the rani in swimwear" and blacked out

#the rani’s so great because she knows she’s hot #wants to slay #but also it’s zero about sexuality #or even ‘controlling men’#just good old ‘likes serving cunt’#my favourite eugenicist

catsofginseng

The Doctor: I am a man of science. What you call magic is merely that which science has yet to explain.

The Master: (summoning a demon in a nearby church basement)

#sufficiently advanced science looks like magic #ergo since the master believes himself to be a great scientist #he must be able to do magic #weaponise that mental illness

the-evil-skull

I love the "What this country really needs, right now, is a doctor" line in the sound of drums because the Master couldn't have possibly known when the doctor would show up again so he must have been making weird remarks about doctors and medicine on live television for an entire year

#it’s a compulsion

hometoursandotherstuff

#someone put simm!master in this

that-weird-mime

nyon!

#deltarune

tournamentpollsinc

Round Three

Couples Counseling Needed

Thoschei VS Hannigram

Thoschei

Hannigram

Remaining time: 4 days 23 hours

#the only way you get thoschei couples counselling #is in that exact setup #the doctor tied to the chair #and gagged lest he gnaw himself free

goth-queen

relia-robot-writes

"Imagine," says the voice, "that you were underneath a blanket. It's a little small, so your feet poke out from underneath it, and your arms come out from either side."

"Okay," says the human, dangling upside down, suspended by a group of tentacles. "I got it."

"Right," says the voice, which comes from everywhere and nowhere. "Now consider a cat. The cat thinks you're kind of like a cat, but you're so big, he has some problems understanding that all of your body is really you."

"Am I the-"

"Yes. Now listen. Especially under the blanket, the cat doesn't really know where your body begins and ends. He sees your feet, and decides to attack them. He's only play-fighting, but his claws are real sharp, so it hurts. What would you do?"

"Well," says the human, gently spinning in the tentacle's grasp, "I'd try to tuck my feet under the blanket."

"Ah, but then it's even worse," claims the voice, triumphantly, "because now your cat sees Blanket Monsters and attacks them twice as hard."

"So you have to grab the cat."

"It's either that or burrito her," says the voice, squeezing the human in the grip of its tentacles. "And since in this metaphor the blanket represents the fabric of reality as you know it, I don't think you'd find it very pleasant."

"Fair enough," says the human, blood beginning to pool in her head. "Can you please put me down, now? I promise I won't attack you again."

"That's what the cat says every time, too, and yet..."

the-real-seebs

so thinking about this, i am reminded of graystoke, the smartest cat by far that i ever had.

graystoke hated feet and frequently attacked them.

and one day, when he was probably ten or so, he attacked my feet, and i said ow, and he suddenly stared at me with this look of absolute horror. and he did not attack feet again.

#the master not understanding that destroying the world would be bad #because jo’s attached to it

idk-ju

Paul Mcgann should return as Zagreus, instead of the doctor.

rowanthestrange

“But people wouldn’t have the context for Zagreus” no-one has ever had the context for Zagreus, its job is to be awesome and the first audio you ever listened to, that leaves you craving more. No explanation, the masses must be submerged into an incomprehensible yet clearly incredibly cool story, just like everyone else was.

#you remember clara zagreus?#we could’ve and should’ve

molabuddy

really specific trope i like that i feel like can only be explained in a diagram

#this is what makes the doctor innately compelling

Nature is healing

surprisinglygoodstaffcanteen

Guess who hurt their other kneeeeee

#text post meme #i love my silly rabbit

eighthdoctorscocaine

just saw a painting of saint sebastian and genuinely went ‘is that paul mcgann as the eighth doctor’. now you may cry brainrot! brainrot! but you haven’t seen the painting yet. hold your pitchforks for a second just wait for this

eighthdoctorscocaine

Saint Sebastian, oil on canvas by Andrea Mantegna (1431-1506, Italia)

#art #eightposting

dragon-in-a-fez

the thing about being a Tech Person™ is the universe takes it as a challenge. oh you can handle normal problems easily? take some Extremely Not Normal ones. my friend just told me my outgoing voicemail message is in Italian for no apparent reason

surprisinglygoodstaffcanteen

Another silly guy

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