"I wish I was called Lulubelle"

(Rowan, 34, UK, he/his/him, media and literary analysis obsessive)

[rowanthestrange]

Taco Tuesday (gif)

(Trigger Warning: Scopophobia / Ommetaphobia)

[laserwalnut]

Tie Nut & Bumbling Idiot 2

[rowanthestrange]

Tinnitus so loud the neighbours are complaining.

[transgenderer]

its harder being smug when you live your life as poorly as i do. but i manage

[mrsterlingeverything]

It is thursday morning. Visualize yourself as the marble, the chisel, and the untrained sculpter who just tried methamphetamine

[queer-as-city-folk]

Evil musician named Britney Fears

[queer-as-city-folk]

Gay musician named Britney Queers

[thattransgirllora]

fellow musician named britney peers

[queer-as-city-folk]

Drunk musician named Britney Beers

[fable-and-thread]

Audience musician named Britney Cheers

[queer-as-city-folk]

Therapist musician named Britney Hears

[queer-as-city-folk]

Skyscraper musician named Britney Sears

[chriscrossedover]

Wildlife Musician named Britney Deers

[queer-as-city-folk]

Round Musician named Britney Spheres

[siltslut]

Car musician named Britney Steers

[uncannyandi]

Formerly invisible musician named Britney Appears

[highcaliberhound]

Rapidly approaching musician named Britney Nears

[zagreuses-toast]

Steampunk musician named Brittany Gears

[rowanthestrange]

Dammed musician named Britney Weirs

[beemovieerotica]

was at a bar and a 50+ year old drunk white woman complimented me and my friend's outfits, told us there was a campsite up in northern maryland where a lot of gay bears go to have sex in the woods. we asked her how she knew about this and she very aggressively said "because i'm a FAG HAG!!! but i'm not allowed to say that anymore I GUESS!!!"

[suburbanrot]

yeah i kind of forgot what the original request was bc I saw "the rani in swimwear" and blacked out

[catsofginseng]

The Doctor: I am a man of science. What you call magic is merely that which science has yet to explain.

The Master: (summoning a demon in a nearby church basement)

[the-evil-skull]

I love the "What this country really needs, right now, is a doctor" line in the sound of drums because the Master couldn't have possibly known when the doctor would show up again so he must have been making weird remarks about doctors and medicine on live television for an entire year

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[that-weird-mime]

nyon!

[tournamentpollsinc]

Round Three

Couples Counseling Needed

Thoschei VS Hannigram

Thoschei

Hannigram

Remaining time: 4 days 22 hours

[goth-queen]

[relia-robot-writes]

"Imagine," says the voice, "that you were underneath a blanket. It's a little small, so your feet poke out from underneath it, and your arms come out from either side."

"Okay," says the human, dangling upside down, suspended by a group of tentacles. "I got it."

"Right," says the voice, which comes from everywhere and nowhere. "Now consider a cat. The cat thinks you're kind of like a cat, but you're so big, he has some problems understanding that all of your body is really you."

"Am I the-"

"Yes. Now listen. Especially under the blanket, the cat doesn't really know where your body begins and ends. He sees your feet, and decides to attack them. He's only play-fighting, but his claws are real sharp, so it hurts. What would you do?"

"Well," says the human, gently spinning in the tentacle's grasp, "I'd try to tuck my feet under the blanket."

"Ah, but then it's even worse," claims the voice, triumphantly, "because now your cat sees Blanket Monsters and attacks them twice as hard."

"So you have to grab the cat."

"It's either that or burrito her," says the voice, squeezing the human in the grip of its tentacles. "And since in this metaphor the blanket represents the fabric of reality as you know it, I don't think you'd find it very pleasant."

"Fair enough," says the human, blood beginning to pool in her head. "Can you please put me down, now? I promise I won't attack you again."

"That's what the cat says every time, too, and yet..."

[the-real-seebs]

so thinking about this, i am reminded of graystoke, the smartest cat by far that i ever had.

graystoke hated feet and frequently attacked them.

and one day, when he was probably ten or so, he attacked my feet, and i said ow, and he suddenly stared at me with this look of absolute horror. and he did not attack feet again.

[idk-ju]

Paul Mcgann should return as Zagreus, instead of the doctor.

[rowanthestrange]

“But people wouldn’t have the context for Zagreus” no-one has ever had the context for Zagreus, its job is to be awesome and the first audio you ever listened to, that leaves you craving more. No explanation, the masses must be submerged into an incomprehensible yet clearly incredibly cool story, just like everyone else was.

[molabuddy]

really specific trope i like that i feel like can only be explained in a diagram