Witching Hour

-indie rp blog-

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bloodisthickerthanmagic:

“I suppose not. One can only hope. Or you could stop getting high and then perhaps some sense would be knocked into you.”

“Where’s the fun in that, darling?”

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Pick-Up Line Starters

" Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious! "

" Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world! "

" I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you! "

" Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice! "

" Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle! "

" Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? "

" Hey, I just got my room soundproofed. Would you like to go test it out? "

" It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!! "

" Is stalking still cute? "

" If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable. "

" You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket? "

" Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you're dope. "

" Is it bright out here, or is that just your halo? "

" Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes. "

" Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel! "

" If I had a nickel every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, then I'd have five cents. "

" Baby I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock. "

" Is Your Name WiFi? Because I'm Really Feeling a Connection. "

" Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin? "

" One night with me and they'll be calling you MOANING Myrtle. "

" Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction? "

" You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power. "

" I lost my virginity. Can I have yours? "

" Are you my homework? Cause I'm not doing you but I definitely should be. "

" I think I need a Paralyze Heal, because you're stunning. "

" Can I get into YOUR Secret Base? "

" Your beauty has pierced my heart like a Morgul Blade. "

" Are you the ring? 'Cause I've got my eye on you. "

" I bet your license got suspended for driving all these guys crazy. "

" If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public. "

" I seem to have lost my underwear, can I see yours? "

" That's a nice pair of yoga pants... can I talk you out of them? "

" Do you like yoga? If you do, then Yoganna LOVE me! "

" Is your name Flecainide? Because I think you just made my heart skip a beat. "

" Lets do it Adam and Eve style, behind some bushes. "

" Hi, I just realized this but you look a lot like my next boyfriend. "

" The skies are pale compared to the color of your eyes. "

[memesnthings]

Send "Unf" if your muse finds mine sexually attractive.

[askboxmemes]

Send me a ‘♥’ if you would like to fuck my muse.

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( dxrmouse )

“Where on Earth did you get that scar ?”

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( arrogancex )

“This time, don’t make it weird.”

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( slytherinxprefect )

“Is this yours? It fell out of your bag.”

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bloodisthickerthanmagic:

“Explain. A Ravenclaw I could understand. Maybe a Gryffindor if they’re good-looking enough. But a Hufflepuff?”

“I was high as a kite, Lucia! You can’t expect me to make good decisions under the influence.”

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petitpettigrew:

“You– What?”

“Hm, I—- I was just going to ask about a thing the professor said in the last class but… Nevermind. I can ask other person. No need to bother, really…”

“What, do I smell bad or something ?” She whispered loudly, glancing up at the professor from where they sat so as to not risk getting in trouble.

“C’mon ask me !” The response was a command, but she said it with a playful smile on her face.

[justanotherrpmeme]

bold which habits your muse has

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nail biting | throat clearing | lying | interrupting | chewing the ends of pens | smoking | swearing | knuckle cracking | thumb sucking | muttering under their breath | talking to themselves | nose picking | binge drinking | oversleeping | snacking between meals | skipping meals | picking at skin | impulse buying | talking with their mouth full | humming/singing to themselves | chewing gum | leg jiggling | foot tapping | hair twirling | whistling | eye rolling | licking lips | sniffing | squinting | rubbing hands together | jaw clenching | gesturing while talking | putting feet up on tables | tucking hair behind ears | chewing lips | crossing arms over chest | putting hands on hips | rubbing the back or their neck | being late | procrastinating | doodling | shredding paper | peeling off bottle labels | forgetfulness | running hands through hair | overreacting | teeth grinding | nostril flaring | slouching | pacing | drumming fingers | fist clenching | pinching bridge of nose | rubbing temples | rolling shoulders

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bloodisthickerthanmagic:

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“Pierce I heard you were caught snogging a Hufflepuff. Is it true?”

“Probably. I snog a lot of people, doll.”

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Angst Starter Masterlist

" Aren't you going to say something?"

" And I thought I loved you."

" And I thought you loved me."

" Angry. I'm.. I'm angry."

" Aren't you even going to cry?"

" Are you going to cry?"

" Are you crying?"

" Are you okay?"

" Ask if I'm okay. Just ask."

" And this is why I don't want to stay anymore."

" Addiction isn't the way to go, ___ "

" Are you angry with me?"

" Are you afraid?"

" And now is the part where we say goodbye."

" And now you're going to leave me!"

" Are you just going to leave me?"

" Be friends with someone else."

" Boy/Girlfriend? Is that what you thought I meant?"

" Because you're such an ass and I- I just hate you!"

" But I've changed."

" But you've changed."

" Buy yourself something nice. Because I don't want this ring."

" But.. you're still alive?"

" Can't you just let me be happy for one?!"

" Can't you be happy for once?

" Can't you just be happy for me?"

" Come on, leave already!"

" Coward. That's all you are. A coward."

" Do you even know what you've done to me?"

" Do you have any remorse? "

" Don't you dare close your eyes on me!"

" Don't you dare die."

" Don't you care about me/her/him/them anymore?"

" Don't give me that look"

" Don't you want me to be happy?"

" Dammit! Everything was just starting to get better and then you do this!"

" Damn you."

" Don't lie to me."

" Don't like to him/her/them."

" Dammit.. Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck! You fucking ass!"

" Everything is fucked up now- everything is fucked because of you!"

" Everything's gone to hell."

" Everyone hates me."

" Everyone hates you."

" Everything hurts."

" Everything's going to be okay."

" Everyone loves you, not me."

" Everything is falling apart."

" Everything fell apart and I can't pick up the pieces anymore."

" For someone whose dying, you seem kind of happy."

" Friends forever, right? Isn't that what you said?"

" Fuck off!"

" Fuck you!"

" Find a new place to live."

" Find a new girlfriend/boyfriend."

" Find a new best-friend."

" Fine. I'll leave."

" Forever and ever. That's how long I said I loved you. But you never said it back."

" Fucking hell, I hate you!"

" Get lost!"

" Get a job, you ass!"

" Get out of here!"

" Go get a life."

" Go. Just go."

" How are you still alive?"

" How long are you going to keep this up?"

" How long until you finally get lost?"

" How about I just leave."

" Hold up. You're breaking up with me?"

" Heaven doesn't exist."

" Hell is the only place we're going to be going."

" How about you leave now?"

" Is this how you're going to treat me?"

" I can't believe you."

" I'm a monster."

" I killed someone."

" I want to kill myself."

" I want to kill something."

" I'm running away."

" I'm leaving you."

" I can't look at you right now."

" I hope you die!"

" I don't understand."

" I'm so angry/sad. But you don't care."

" I can't hear anything."

" I'm dying."

" I can feel the darkness coming."

" I can't breathe."

" Just joking, I don't love you."

" Just go."

" Just leave me alone!"

" Just fuck off."

" Kill yourself. "

" Kindly get the hell away from me."

" Kids? I don't want kids."

" Kind. That's the one thing you can never manage to be."

" Lie. Just lie."

" Lie to me."

" Life is not worth living."

" Living isn't possible."

" Like I give a shit about you."

" Lies are all you're capable of."

" Lay down. It'll all be over soon."

" My heart is broken. "

" My.. everything hurts."

" My girlfriend/boyfriend left."

" My ____ is dead."

" Man, you're an asshole."

" My lies aren't working anymore."

" Mutt."

" Many times I lay awake and wonder why I'm alive anymore."

" Never again."

" Never speak to me again."

" No. I won't do it."

" No, I don't like you like that."

" No way in hell!"

" Now, now, is there really any reason to cry?"

" Now and again I really start to hate you."

" No. Stop crying, just stop it."

" Not how I wanted to spend my life."

" Never look at me again."

" People hate me."

" People hate you."

" Person? No, no. You're not a person. You're a robot."

" People like you sicken me."

" People like you deserve to die."

" Perhaps you should just leave, then."

" Piss off."

" Question: why are you still here?"

" Quiet. I'm getting sick of hearing your voice."

" Run away. That's what I'm doing."

" See? I hate you."

" See? You hate me."

" Sometimes I wonder why you stay with me."

" So.. you hate me, then?"

" So this is how it ends."

" Shoot me."

" Shit..."

" So why are you still here?"

" Sometimes people lie to me."

" Stories are just that. Stories."

" Took off with everything I had!"

" Time to go."

" This is the end. It's done."

" The story is ending now."

" This is the end."

" This is why I hate you."

" Then why do you say you love me?!"

" Unlike you I have friends."

" Unlike me, you have friends"

" Under the bed is were I have to hide from you."

" Underwater is where i want me coffin to be."

" Utter it again and I swear I'll kill you!"

" Very mature. Cunt."

" Why can't you row up?"

" Why cant you care about me?"

" Why do you hate me?"

" Why do I hate you?"

" What do you mean?"

" What?You're dying?"

" Why can't you just be you."

" When am I supposed to get my time to be happy?'

" Well. This isn't how it was supposed to end between us."

" Whatever, you asshole."

" Whenever you decide you can stand to talk to me ago, please do."

" Well. I hate you now."

" Well, you hate me now."

[dinosaurbandaids]

Pro tip: You don’t really understand someone’s bio? No clue about that character? You want to know more about the muse? You have difficulties figuring out how to make your muses interact because it’s an OC? 

Let the mun of the blog tell you about their character. 

Most people will get super excited when people ask questions about their muse, and they will happily tell you everything you want to know. You will not only get the information you wanted, you also made someone very happy because people are interested in their muse, and you’re on a good way of making a new friend and create a lovely relationship between your muses.

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(ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ desperate ‘pls stay’ sex (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ angry make up sex (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ public sex & tryin’ to keep quiet (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ car pulled off to the side of the road sex (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ wake up in the middle of the night sex (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ all of these things 

[orderonlycomesfrompain-deactiva]

✧･ﾟ:*(▰˘◡˘▰)*:･ﾟ✧  lazy morning before breakfast sex. ✧･ﾟ:*(▰˘◡˘▰)*:･ﾟ✧  we started out spooning to nap sex. ✧･ﾟ:*(▰˘◡˘▰)*:･ﾟ✧  it’s 3 am & I woke up from a sex dream about you sex  ✧･ﾟ:*(▰˘◡˘▰)*:･ﾟ✧  more of these things.

(•‾⌣‾•)و ̑̑♡ I had a night terror & comforting me turned into sex sex (•‾⌣‾•)و ̑̑♡ I wiggled just right when you were giving me a massage sex (•‾⌣‾•)و ̑̑♡ we’re running late so we’ll shower together but then – sex (•‾⌣‾•)و ̑̑♡ we’ve been frustrating each other for hours bc people were around but now we’re alone sex (•‾⌣‾•)و ̑̑♡ I need you to fuck me & I need you to fuck me now sex (•‾⌣‾•)و ̑̑♡ we finally have the place to ourselves sex (•‾⌣‾•)و ̑̑♡ Make the dark thoughts & memories & pain stop sex

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abasiliskos:

     “ Pissing people off ? “

              A pause, hands slipping into               his pockets.

                        “ Maybe. “

Isla lets out a genuine laugh at that, and replies, “I like you, kid.”

“I mean, I was kidding, but this just makes you that much more intriguing.”

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gryffinscor:

           He’s pretty sure his un-perfected Incendio            Charm will burn off her eyebrows, so he just            shrugs, “sorry, no.”

“It’s cool,” She replied, snapping her fingers and lighting the tip of her cigarette. “I seem to forget old habits are no longer the only solution.”

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ofteaandmagic:

“……….:”

“Well I’ll admit you’re definitely talkin’ to one. I mean I might as well come clean here.” 

“So, you’re....magical, then?”