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My name is Kristin, and I'm happy! This blog will not be consistently profound, consistently funny, consistently awesome, or maybe not even consistent.

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How to Be Happy? A Nearly 90-Year-Old Has Some Advice

"If all else fails, though, my final piece of advice is the simplest of all: Laugh."

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Findlay - Monomania

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This was fascinating to me

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Top Ten Today (Bands)

The Oh Hellos

Jon Foreman

Maps & Atlases

Little Chief

Kopecky

Beta Radio

Freelance Whales

Kel

The Last Bison

Chris Renzema & the New Nature Choir

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This is the rare movie about civil rights told from the perspective of the oppressed rather than from that of their putative benefactors, and it’s largely about how maddening it is to have those rights treated as part of a larger political scheme when what’s at stake is your life.

Mark Harris

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Capitalism means male baldness research gets more funding than malaria.

Bill Gates, via Kanyi Maqubela. (via medicalschool)

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whats the most romantic thing your husband has ever said to you?

Hmm. I love the time he said, "When we kiss, we make a really long tube with buttholes on each end."

But my favorite would probably be, "I would model your body as a semi-infinite slab."

He's the greatest romancer of all time :D 

Like seriously, he owns my heart.

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In marriage, at the alter, you are pronounced man and wife. You’re married right at that moment, right then and there, and nobody can argue that. But, at the same time, from that point on until the end of your lives you will be working out your marriage. Your two wills become one. This is just like salvation. At the moment of our conversion, we were saved but at the same time from the point of our conversion we continue to work out our salvation. Our relationship with God is like a marriage. More than anything God desires our love which is why the greatest commandment is to love Him with all that we are. Our lives in this relationship to God requires a constant yielding of our will to God’s will. 

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This is a brilliant idea that everyone should support.

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If we’re regulating cigarettes and sex and cuss words, because of the effect they have on our younger generation, why aren’t we regulating things like calling people fat?

Jennifer Lawrence x (via catchingupdates)

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Upon meeting homeless John

the laughing lady dressed in brown, 

smiling to herself, waved with frenzied fingers 

as soon as she approached me. 

I wanted so to know her mind. 

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When she spoke in foreign tongues 

she blinked to wet her eyes. 

I found in her an innocence, 

a comfort and a warmth. 

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Our entire lives, past the fantasy at five, 

are spent in the pursuit of rediscovery. 

Caught up in growing older, we 

forget how to be happy. 

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Yet you think me mad 

if I am laughing and enjoying life, 

if I have no want for money, if 

i am contented by the grassy hill. 

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You envy those who smile, the happy-to-be-alone

who are confiding in themselves. 

You’re afraid of those who dance when they could walk,

but they have everything you want.