the clipperrrrrrr

pigeoncrumbsz

A whole wheelbarrow full!!

.have you seen oilbirds ( ╹ -╹)?

.they have such cool eyes!!! ( ˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵ )

.@ask-the-jovians

.yeahh I have. they're quite neat iMo, but of course not as cool as pigeons, nothing can beat those

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if you could describe yourself in one word, what would it be?

.badass lMao .but if I had to be serious then it'd be .uh .broken? I think? .in the literal way, not the angsty emo "nobody gets Me" way

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.wHO THE FUCK IS bILL cIPHER

.okay, so, basically

.You look like him .over

dscovr2015

.There are two matters to be addressed in this message! First of all: I told you it would all work out in the end. :) .And second of all, returning your earlier question but with a small variation, if you were to be a horse breed, which one would you be?

.Kind regards, @stardust-next

.oh my god no way i let you get an “i told you so” in

.uuhhhhh i dont even know. i wanna be a pygmy horse tho so i can eat peoples ankles

."You know I hate to say it, but I told you so", to quote a song. .You mean a falabella? They are the smallest, reaching up to 86 centimetres, and are usually kept as pets or used to pull small carts. . @horizonline28928 , what about you?

.wH .hUH? .oH, HIIIIIIII DUSTY! .dISC TOO??? oHO. nOW THIS IS GONNA BE INTERESTING. .wERE YOU QUOTING cHAPPEL rOAN WITHOUT ME????? .aHAH. . . . .tHE HORSE THING?????? .i HAVEN'T THOUGHT MUCH ABOUT THAT... .oNE SEC. . . .mAN THERE ARE A lot MORE HORSE BREEDS THAN i THOUGHT THERE WERE. .oK .uH .i'LL GO WITH A gYPSY .tHEY LOOK KINDA LIKE OREOS...............

.Gypsy Vanners, also known as Irish Cobs, are a noble breed recognized by its usual pied pattern of white spots on a darker base coat and long feathering near the hooves. Good choice!

.yOU MAKE THEM SOUND SO DIGNIFIED... .tHEY LOOK A BIT SILLY TO ME, BUT THAT'S WHY i CHOSE 'EM! .wHAT ABOUT YOU, DUST? wHAT HORSE ARE YOU?

.Probably a Lipizzaner, they are extremely loyal and full of grace. A very fascinating thing about them is that they start off bay or black and get lighter with time, until they become fully grey at around six to ten years of age.

.lET ME GET A PHOTO OF EM

. . . .oH, THAT IS ONE PRETTY HORSIE!!! .hUH. cOLORCHANGING, TOO!!!! tHEY'RE LIKE CERTAIN KINDS OF CATS...

#ooc: wah! clipper jumpscare!#17776 oc #17776 europa clipper

.raycats mentioned, woo

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pee pee poo poo, over

.what the fuck?

.over and out

! [ YOU GOT MAIL ]

To : @/europa-clipper

From : 'bird giver'

bird delivery!

Don't worry about if the bird gets a little sad in physical health, it is quite literally immortal and invincible without even needing to consume its necessities somehow. You can give her food though, she fucking LOVES food.

( Additional note from sender : This is an actual bird named Dulcie, who is currently available for foster or adoption in Palomacy Pigeon & Dove Adoptions or pigeonrescue.org! )

.she's so pretty! waow .just LOOK AT THOSE MESSY FEATHERS and the big eyes ahhh I love her so much .I'm gonna spoil her so hard

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galileospacecraft

.ive always wondered why io is Like That…

.i get being ripped apart from the inside out from heat and volcanic activity but

.why is io like that…

galileospacecraft

.hm…

.if I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have ten cents .lMao .no offense man, don't take it personally. We should start a shitty photos club together or something

.over

weird question but uhh, do you want a pigeon? Like a full ass alive pigeon that just kinda sticks with you and gives emotional comfort or something.

.sure, why not. assuming it survives in space .I'm gonna call it Mercury and give it lots of seeds

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.cLIPPER CLIPPER CLIPPER CLIPPER CLIPPER CLIPPER CLIPPER CLIPPER CLIPPER CLIPPER CLIPPER CLIPPER CLIPPER CLIPPER CLIPPER CLIPPER

.oK NOW THAT'S OUT OF MY SYSTEM HOW ARE YOU FEELING????????? hOW YOU DOIIIING. uH. aND

.iS DUST HOLDING UP OK...?

.do You have ANY IDEA how much delay all that caused? if You ever do that again I will get violent towards You. just so You know .uhh I am trying to socialize with some other probes. huge emphasis on 'trying'

.listen, why don't You go ask him Yourself? he loves talking to You

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europas-tourist

.hhhh being fried by radiation every single day is not very fun actually guys ganymede sucks i hate being hereeeeeeeeeee

.based opinion. radiation sucks ass

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tiktoks-for-dead-pope

dscovr2015

.ohMyGODDD THE PITTER PATTER OF HIS FEET ON THE FLOOR. HIS COOING. HIS DISGUSTINGLY BAD NEST….. GODDDDDDD

.this right here is proof that pigeons are the best animals ever invented

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.hello, can you receive this message?

.i am still testing my reach …again.

.europa clipper, yes?

( @/galileospacecraft )

.roger that, I hear You loud and clear, Galileo

.yep that's Me. the not one and not only .speaking of, have You talked to the other You yet? he's pretty alright

.over

.hey, clipper!! :)

.i heard you liked birds, so i wanted to send you a little something!

.https://tenor.com/view/pigeon-huh-momo's-sound-diary-pigeons-cute-pigeon-gif-211329271032421527

.here you go!

@cloud-aerosol-satellite

.awh, thanks a lot .it looks so confused hahah. does it even know it exists .hold on a sec. I've got a couple of pics for You as well

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.Wake up Clipper .I fucked up big time - @stardust-next

.yeah lMao I saw that .man how do You even do that .I'm impressed .like here I thought You finally hit rock bottom but NOPE .You took out a shovel and started fucking digging .good luck

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.Is there any possibility that you could at least try to help? .Please tell me what I'm supposed to do. .It feels like every move I'll make will be wrong. .Do I apologize and hope for the best? Do I tell her what I truly feel? Do I give up and cut off all contact? .So many choices. All lead to at least one person being left hurt. .Is the best course of action for that person to be me? I don't want Hori to feel bad for this. Same for Dscovr, despite the mutual resentment between us. They both deserve to be happy. They both deserve to not be consumed by guilt or heartbreak.

.Help me.

.You're asking the wrong person, bud, but guess I can try .remember what You said to Me when We first met? like right at the end of Your loooong spiel about, uh, I don't even remember what ."No matter what life has in store for You, always keep Your head high. As long as You keep Your dignity, nothing will be able to break You." .so. do that. everything will sort itself out eventually

.do You want Me to go check up on New Horizons since You're scared of talking to her?

.over

.Wake up Clipper .I fucked up big time - @stardust-next

.yeah lMao I saw that .man how do You even do that .I'm impressed .like here I thought You finally hit rock bottom but NOPE .You took out a shovel and started fucking digging .good luck

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