onwards, to the eternal horizon.

tHE DIRECT ACCOUNT LINKED TO nasa'S INTERPLANETARY SPACE PROBE, nEW hORIZONS! fREEFLOATING SINCE 1/19/06!!

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. .aM I ALONE? . . . .iF ANYONE CAN HEAR ME, YOU BETTER ANSWER. iT'S RUDE TO IGNORE SOMEONE WHO'S LISTENING. . . . . . . .ahahahaha! jUST KIDDING. tHE CONNECTION TO THE SERVERS SEEMS STABLE, SO i THINK IT'S TIME FOR INTRODUCTIONS!! . .lISTEN HERE, LADIES, MEN, AND GENTLEFRIENDS! i'M HORI, AND i'M HERE TO STAY!

ooc under the cut

hey!! you might have seen the big ol' poll on my main (call me admin suzume/20027 if you want), but i got a bit impatient with myself. i can't promise to be super active right now (exam hell + theater), but once i crawl my corpse out of hell, i'll definitely get into the swing of things!!

one thing to note is that this is my first attempt at trying out roleplay on tumblr. i don't know much about the nuances of it, but i'm looking forward to trying something new!

spam this little space probe with some messages, won't you? :)c

hori goes by she/her, but doesn't really care much about gender

this post explaining why hori sometimes uses standard tumblr purple

aaaaaand this post on if the notifications people get from me reblogging your posts is too much

on an average weekday day, i'll be online from 2 or 4 PM to 10 PM CST. it will entirely depend on how busy i am with schoolwork. during weekends/break i will be mostly active the whole day. still, even though this is a really fun blog to manage, i still have other duties to attend to!! you will be responded to, it may just take a bit.

NEW STUFF: tags! (whoopsies)

#a blackened horizon paints the sky = hori's mentally unwell posts. there are a lot more than you'd expect!

#no sound in the void of space = private posts!!! private. priiiiivate posts. do i have to say it a third time. anyway yeah these are strictly locked from interactions unless mentioned! :}

[stardust-next]

just go for that three ways kiss, man. you got it ;>

.With all due respect, mind your own business, Anon. And stop attempting to taunt me, it is not going to work.

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.Oh, wow. . . . . . .sORRY DUSTY i'M JUST .sPEECHLESS .HAHAH...... YOU GOT MESSAGED, TOO, HUH?

[stardust-next]

.Unfortunately, yes. I am extremely sorry, this has to be making you so uncomfortable. It is so inconceivably ignorant of these people to just assume that you would be alright with this.

.Unless, of course, their assumptions are correct, but that is entirely up to your discretion.

[horizonline28928]

.nO, IT'S .iT'S ALRIGHT, REALLY, DUSTY .i SHOULD BE GETTING USED TO THIS... . . . . . . . .iT'S, UH. nOT .nOT UNCOMFORTABLE, IF THAT'S WHAT... YOU'RE ASKING. aHAH. eR...

[stardust-next]

.Interesting. .So you are fine with others suggesting a "triad" of sorts, yes? And, theoretically, would that happen to extend outside of suggestions? .Just hypothetical questions, obviously, nothing more.

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[stardust-next]

.So you would not mind having more than one partner in a speculative situation, I see. .Interesting. Very, very interesting. And do you think Deep Space Climate Observatory shares this sentiment, or..?

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.holy shit you two are so dumb HAHAHAHAH

.well mostly dusty

[horizonline28928]

.sHUT

.uPPP!!!!!!!!

[dscovr2015]

.ooooooh hori wants us all to kiiiiiissssss

[horizonline28928]

.yOU LITERALLY ALLUDED TO THE SAME THING MULTIPLE TIMES??????

[dscovr2015]

.buddy im mocking you for getting so flustered over the idea

[horizonline28928]

.yEAH AND

.fYCJK YOU

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.HAHAH, you promise?

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.kEEP SMILING AND THAT'S GONNA BE WIPED OFF YOUR FACE

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.whatre you gonna do huh?

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[dscovr2015]

.yeah yeah yeah sure

[horizonline28928]

.iF i COULD, i WOULD.

[stardust-next]

just go for that three ways kiss, man. you got it ;>

.With all due respect, mind your own business, Anon. And stop attempting to taunt me, it is not going to work.

[horizonline28928]

.Oh, wow. . . . . . .sORRY DUSTY i'M JUST .sPEECHLESS .HAHAH...... YOU GOT MESSAGED, TOO, HUH?

[stardust-next]

.Unfortunately, yes. I am extremely sorry, this has to be making you so uncomfortable. It is so inconceivably ignorant of these people to just assume that you would be alright with this.

.Unless, of course, their assumptions are correct, but that is entirely up to your discretion.

[horizonline28928]

.nO, IT'S .iT'S ALRIGHT, REALLY, DUSTY .i SHOULD BE GETTING USED TO THIS... . . . . . . . .iT'S, UH. nOT .nOT UNCOMFORTABLE, IF THAT'S WHAT... YOU'RE ASKING. aHAH. eR...

[stardust-next]

.Interesting. .So you are fine with others suggesting a "triad" of sorts, yes? And, theoretically, would that happen to extend outside of suggestions? .Just hypothetical questions, obviously, nothing more.

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[stardust-next]

.So you would not mind having more than one partner in a speculative situation, I see. .Interesting. Very, very interesting. And do you think Deep Space Climate Observatory shares this sentiment, or..?

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[dscovr2015]

.holy shit you two are so dumb HAHAHAHAH

.well mostly dusty

[horizonline28928]

.sHUT

.uPPP!!!!!!!!

[dscovr2015]

.ooooooh hori wants us all to kiiiiiissssss

[horizonline28928]

.yOU LITERALLY ALLUDED TO THE SAME THING MULTIPLE TIMES??????

[dscovr2015]

.buddy im mocking you for getting so flustered over the idea

[horizonline28928]

.yEAH AND

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.HAHAH, you promise?

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[horizonline28928]

.kEEP SMILING AND THAT'S GONNA BE WIPED OFF YOUR FACE

[dscovr2015]

.whatre you gonna do huh?

[horizonline28928]

.dECK YOU IN THE FACE????????????????

[stardust-next]

just go for that three ways kiss, man. you got it ;>

.With all due respect, mind your own business, Anon. And stop attempting to taunt me, it is not going to work.

[horizonline28928]

.Oh, wow. . . . . . .sORRY DUSTY i'M JUST .sPEECHLESS .HAHAH...... YOU GOT MESSAGED, TOO, HUH?

[stardust-next]

.Unfortunately, yes. I am extremely sorry, this has to be making you so uncomfortable. It is so inconceivably ignorant of these people to just assume that you would be alright with this.

.Unless, of course, their assumptions are correct, but that is entirely up to your discretion.

[horizonline28928]

.nO, IT'S .iT'S ALRIGHT, REALLY, DUSTY .i SHOULD BE GETTING USED TO THIS... . . . . . . . .iT'S, UH. nOT .nOT UNCOMFORTABLE, IF THAT'S WHAT... YOU'RE ASKING. aHAH. eR...

[stardust-next]

.Interesting. .So you are fine with others suggesting a "triad" of sorts, yes? And, theoretically, would that happen to extend outside of suggestions? .Just hypothetical questions, obviously, nothing more.

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[stardust-next]

.So you would not mind having more than one partner in a speculative situation, I see. .Interesting. Very, very interesting. And do you think Deep Space Climate Observatory shares this sentiment, or..?

[horizonline28928]

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[dscovr2015]

.holy shit you two are so dumb HAHAHAHAH

.well mostly dusty

[horizonline28928]

.sHUT

.uPPP!!!!!!!!

[dscovr2015]

.ooooooh hori wants us all to kiiiiiissssss

[horizonline28928]

.yOU LITERALLY ALLUDED TO THE SAME THING MULTIPLE TIMES??????

[dscovr2015]

.buddy im mocking you for getting so flustered over the idea

[horizonline28928]

.yEAH AND

.fYCJK YOU

[dscovr2015]

.HAHAH, you promise?

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[horizonline28928]

.kEEP SMILING AND THAT'S GONNA BE WIPED OFF YOUR FACE

[stardust-next]

just go for that three ways kiss, man. you got it ;>

.With all due respect, mind your own business, Anon. And stop attempting to taunt me, it is not going to work.

[horizonline28928]

.Oh, wow. . . . . . .sORRY DUSTY i'M JUST .sPEECHLESS .HAHAH...... YOU GOT MESSAGED, TOO, HUH?

[stardust-next]

.Unfortunately, yes. I am extremely sorry, this has to be making you so uncomfortable. It is so inconceivably ignorant of these people to just assume that you would be alright with this.

.Unless, of course, their assumptions are correct, but that is entirely up to your discretion.

[horizonline28928]

.nO, IT'S .iT'S ALRIGHT, REALLY, DUSTY .i SHOULD BE GETTING USED TO THIS... . . . . . . . .iT'S, UH. nOT .nOT UNCOMFORTABLE, IF THAT'S WHAT... YOU'RE ASKING. aHAH. eR...

[stardust-next]

.Interesting. .So you are fine with others suggesting a "triad" of sorts, yes? And, theoretically, would that happen to extend outside of suggestions? .Just hypothetical questions, obviously, nothing more.

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[stardust-next]

.So you would not mind having more than one partner in a speculative situation, I see. .Interesting. Very, very interesting. And do you think Deep Space Climate Observatory shares this sentiment, or..?

[horizonline28928]

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.nOT THAT IT'S CLEAR THAT HE ALREADY DOES... AHAH...

[dscovr2015]

.holy shit you two are so dumb HAHAHAHAH

.well mostly dusty

[horizonline28928]

.sHUT

.uPPP!!!!!!!!

[dscovr2015]

.ooooooh hori wants us all to kiiiiiissssss

[horizonline28928]

.yOU LITERALLY ALLUDED TO THE SAME THING MULTIPLE TIMES??????

[dscovr2015]

.buddy im mocking you for getting so flustered over the idea

[horizonline28928]

.yEAH AND

.fYCJK YOU

[dscovr2015]

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[stardust-next]

just go for that three ways kiss, man. you got it ;>

.With all due respect, mind your own business, Anon. And stop attempting to taunt me, it is not going to work.

[horizonline28928]

.Oh, wow. . . . . . .sORRY DUSTY i'M JUST .sPEECHLESS .HAHAH...... YOU GOT MESSAGED, TOO, HUH?

[stardust-next]

.Unfortunately, yes. I am extremely sorry, this has to be making you so uncomfortable. It is so inconceivably ignorant of these people to just assume that you would be alright with this.

.Unless, of course, their assumptions are correct, but that is entirely up to your discretion.

[horizonline28928]

.nO, IT'S .iT'S ALRIGHT, REALLY, DUSTY .i SHOULD BE GETTING USED TO THIS... . . . . . . . .iT'S, UH. nOT .nOT UNCOMFORTABLE, IF THAT'S WHAT... YOU'RE ASKING. aHAH. eR...

[stardust-next]

.Interesting. .So you are fine with others suggesting a "triad" of sorts, yes? And, theoretically, would that happen to extend outside of suggestions? .Just hypothetical questions, obviously, nothing more.

[horizonline28928]

.i, UH?????????????????????????????

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[stardust-next]

.So you would not mind having more than one partner in a speculative situation, I see. .Interesting. Very, very interesting. And do you think Deep Space Climate Observatory shares this sentiment, or..?

[horizonline28928]

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.nOT THAT IT'S CLEAR THAT HE ALREADY DOES... AHAH...

[dscovr2015]

.holy shit you two are so dumb HAHAHAHAH

.well mostly dusty

[horizonline28928]

.sHUT

.uPPP!!!!!!!!

[dscovr2015]

.ooooooh hori wants us all to kiiiiiissssss

[horizonline28928]

.yOU LITERALLY ALLUDED TO THE SAME THING MULTIPLE TIMES??????

[dscovr2015]

.buddy im mocking you for getting so flustered over the idea

[horizonline28928]

.yEAH AND

.fYCJK YOU

[ot3]

some of my favorite comment-style images from my collection

[stardust-next]

just go for that three ways kiss, man. you got it ;>

.With all due respect, mind your own business, Anon. And stop attempting to taunt me, it is not going to work.

[horizonline28928]

.Oh, wow. . . . . . .sORRY DUSTY i'M JUST .sPEECHLESS .HAHAH...... YOU GOT MESSAGED, TOO, HUH?

[stardust-next]

.Unfortunately, yes. I am extremely sorry, this has to be making you so uncomfortable. It is so inconceivably ignorant of these people to just assume that you would be alright with this.

.Unless, of course, their assumptions are correct, but that is entirely up to your discretion.

[horizonline28928]

.nO, IT'S .iT'S ALRIGHT, REALLY, DUSTY .i SHOULD BE GETTING USED TO THIS... . . . . . . . .iT'S, UH. nOT .nOT UNCOMFORTABLE, IF THAT'S WHAT... YOU'RE ASKING. aHAH. eR...

[stardust-next]

.Interesting. .So you are fine with others suggesting a "triad" of sorts, yes? And, theoretically, would that happen to extend outside of suggestions? .Just hypothetical questions, obviously, nothing more.

[horizonline28928]

.i, UH?????????????????????????????

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[stardust-next]

.So you would not mind having more than one partner in a speculative situation, I see. .Interesting. Very, very interesting. And do you think Deep Space Climate Observatory shares this sentiment, or..?

[horizonline28928]

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.nOT THAT IT'S CLEAR THAT HE ALREADY DOES... AHAH...

[dscovr2015]

.holy shit you two are so dumb HAHAHAHAH

.well mostly dusty

[horizonline28928]

.sHUT

.uPPP!!!!!!!!

[dscovr2015]

.ooooooh hori wants us all to kiiiiiissssss

[horizonline28928]

.yOU LITERALLY ALLUDED TO THE SAME THING MULTIPLE TIMES??????

[stardust-next]

just go for that three ways kiss, man. you got it ;>

.With all due respect, mind your own business, Anon. And stop attempting to taunt me, it is not going to work.

[horizonline28928]

.Oh, wow. . . . . . .sORRY DUSTY i'M JUST .sPEECHLESS .HAHAH...... YOU GOT MESSAGED, TOO, HUH?

[stardust-next]

.Unfortunately, yes. I am extremely sorry, this has to be making you so uncomfortable. It is so inconceivably ignorant of these people to just assume that you would be alright with this.

.Unless, of course, their assumptions are correct, but that is entirely up to your discretion.

[horizonline28928]

.nO, IT'S .iT'S ALRIGHT, REALLY, DUSTY .i SHOULD BE GETTING USED TO THIS... . . . . . . . .iT'S, UH. nOT .nOT UNCOMFORTABLE, IF THAT'S WHAT... YOU'RE ASKING. aHAH. eR...

[stardust-next]

.Interesting. .So you are fine with others suggesting a "triad" of sorts, yes? And, theoretically, would that happen to extend outside of suggestions? .Just hypothetical questions, obviously, nothing more.

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[stardust-next]

.So you would not mind having more than one partner in a speculative situation, I see. .Interesting. Very, very interesting. And do you think Deep Space Climate Observatory shares this sentiment, or..?

[horizonline28928]

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.nOT THAT IT'S CLEAR THAT HE ALREADY DOES... AHAH...

[dscovr2015]

.holy shit you two are so dumb HAHAHAHAH

.well mostly dusty

[horizonline28928]

.sHUT

.uPPP!!!!!!!!

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Hori, Disc and Stardust sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!

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[stardust-next]

just go for that three ways kiss, man. you got it ;>

.With all due respect, mind your own business, Anon. And stop attempting to taunt me, it is not going to work.

[horizonline28928]

.Oh, wow. . . . . . .sORRY DUSTY i'M JUST .sPEECHLESS .HAHAH...... YOU GOT MESSAGED, TOO, HUH?

[stardust-next]

.Unfortunately, yes. I am extremely sorry, this has to be making you so uncomfortable. It is so inconceivably ignorant of these people to just assume that you would be alright with this.

.Unless, of course, their assumptions are correct, but that is entirely up to your discretion.

[horizonline28928]

.nO, IT'S .iT'S ALRIGHT, REALLY, DUSTY .i SHOULD BE GETTING USED TO THIS... . . . . . . . .iT'S, UH. nOT .nOT UNCOMFORTABLE, IF THAT'S WHAT... YOU'RE ASKING. aHAH. eR...

[stardust-next]

.Interesting. .So you are fine with others suggesting a "triad" of sorts, yes? And, theoretically, would that happen to extend outside of suggestions? .Just hypothetical questions, obviously, nothing more.

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[stardust-next]

.So you would not mind having more than one partner in a speculative situation, I see. .Interesting. Very, very interesting. And do you think Deep Space Climate Observatory shares this sentiment, or..?

[horizonline28928]

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[stardust-next]

just go for that three ways kiss, man. you got it ;>

.With all due respect, mind your own business, Anon. And stop attempting to taunt me, it is not going to work.

[horizonline28928]

.Oh, wow. . . . . . .sORRY DUSTY i'M JUST .sPEECHLESS .HAHAH...... YOU GOT MESSAGED, TOO, HUH?

[stardust-next]

.Unfortunately, yes. I am extremely sorry, this has to be making you so uncomfortable. It is so inconceivably ignorant of these people to just assume that you would be alright with this.

.Unless, of course, their assumptions are correct, but that is entirely up to your discretion.

[horizonline28928]

.nO, IT'S .iT'S ALRIGHT, REALLY, DUSTY .i SHOULD BE GETTING USED TO THIS... . . . . . . . .iT'S, UH. nOT .nOT UNCOMFORTABLE, IF THAT'S WHAT... YOU'RE ASKING. aHAH. eR...

[stardust-next]

.Interesting. .So you are fine with others suggesting a "triad" of sorts, yes? And, theoretically, would that happen to extend outside of suggestions? .Just hypothetical questions, obviously, nothing more.

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.hOLY SHIT

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.iT'S JUST BEEN A WHILE, THAT'S ALL, AHAH...

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.hOW'VE YOU BEEN? cHARGING GO WELL? wHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO??

(apologies if she's acting overly familiar! hori here has some minor history with juice and ten, so i'm going off of that!)

.Agh!

.Hey, New Horizons! Haven’t seen you around for a while. Everything’s been going well here! Glad to see you.

.I believe Juice went off to charge not too long ago. I could go check on ‘em.

.Anyways, how’ve you been? You seem a lot more active on here, what’s new?

(No worries! Hope it’s not too big of a deal if this contradicts at all with some past interaction you’ve had with other rp blogs.)

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.aHAHAHAH, DID i SCARE YOU? :) .aH, GOT IT .hAVEN'T SEEN HIM AT ALL SINCE i GOT ON THIS SITE!!! .mAYBE THAT'S A GOOD THING . .jUST KIDDING! . . . .oH, LITTLE OL' ME??????? .nOTHING MUCH....... . . .a LOT, ACTUALLY. bUT i'LL GET YOU CAUGHT UP EVENTUALLY, tENNIE!!!

ah, no, it doesn't!!! actually, aside from that group askblog, you're the first ten hori's technically interacted with... it was just prerequisite plotting that i thought up, haha

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.Ha, alright.

.Well then, what brought you here to Tumblr? What do you usually do on this site?

Cool! Good to know! Kept in mind.

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.oH! .lET ME THINK....... . .wELL, i SAW A BUNCH OF OTHER PROBES GET UP TO STUFF ON HERE .mY SISTER JUNO..... .aND THE MANY, MANY OTHER JUNOS, FOR EXAMPLE! .dUNNO .tHEY SEEMED FUN .i WANTED TO JOIN IN ON SOME OF THAT .rEGULAR TRANSMISSIONS ARE COOL AND ALL BUT THIS IS A NICE CHANGE OF PACE!!!!!!! .aS FOR YOU... .aHAH. jUICE FORCED YOU ON HERE, DIDN'T HE.

[pioneer-ten-offical]

.Oh! Yes, I do remember the Juno I know mentioning something about the “Junoverse”. I do also know of some other probes here who I should perhaps reach out to.

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.Yes, he did. He made his own blog a while before getting me to make one. “@icy-moons-explorer-offical”, I believe it was.

.Though, admittedly, I have warmed up to this a little. I suppose it is a “nice change of pace”. But don’t tell him I said that.

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.yEP YEP! .yOUR jU-JU'S THE ORANGE ONE, RIGHT? .mY SISTER'S A DEEP PURPLE! .sHE'S ALWAYS BUSY WITH HER OWN STUFF, THOUGH .hOPE SHE'S DOING OK... . . . .aHAH. fIGURED SO. .yEAH, i'M PRETTY SURE i HAVE HIM FOLLOWED! .aW, YOU REALLY THINK SO, tENNIE? aND YOU WERE SO DISMISSIVE OF IT BEFORE... . . .i'M JESTING, OF COURSE .mY LIPS ARE SEALED!!!

[stardust-next]

just go for that three ways kiss, man. you got it ;>

.With all due respect, mind your own business, Anon. And stop attempting to taunt me, it is not going to work.

[horizonline28928]

.Oh, wow. . . . . . .sORRY DUSTY i'M JUST .sPEECHLESS .HAHAH...... YOU GOT MESSAGED, TOO, HUH?

[stardust-next]

.Unfortunately, yes. I am extremely sorry, this has to be making you so uncomfortable. It is so inconceivably ignorant of these people to just assume that you would be alright with this.

.Unless, of course, their assumptions are correct, but that is entirely up to your discretion.

[horizonline28928]

.nO, IT'S .iT'S ALRIGHT, REALLY, DUSTY .i SHOULD BE GETTING USED TO THIS... . . . . . . . .iT'S, UH. nOT .nOT UNCOMFORTABLE, IF THAT'S WHAT... YOU'RE ASKING. aHAH. eR...

[broadcaster-duo]

.wOAH WOAH WOAH WAIT . . . .oK UH. wELL! .iN MY STANDARDS, EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE NOT THE SIBLINGS i KNOW, YOU TWO ARE TECHNICALLY MY SIBLINGS... .aND IN THAT CASE .hEY HEY HEY!!! nEW HORIZONS, aka hORIZONLINE, aka hORI HERE!!! wELCOME TO TUMBLR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“Horizons?”

“Not that Horizons.”

“…I thought I was going to have to make a call.”

“You imply Galileo in this conversation again and I will send ya into the stratosphere —

“Ah, well.

Hello, New Horizons! I apologize we’re not the faces you’re used to, multi-dimensional theory can do a lot to the head…”

“We’re still getting our bearings, but we’re adjusting just fine. ^^”

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.nOT THAT...? .aH. gUESSING YOU PROBABLY HAVE A hORI OF YOUR OWN OUT THERE, THEN!! .aND A gALI, TOO, IT SEEMS .wONDER WHAT HE'LL THINK . . . .thEY DON'T SOUND HALF AS FUN AS ME, THOUGH, AHAH . .nAH, IT'S OK!! .tHERE'S ALREADY QUITE A FEW i'VE HAD TO GET USED TO, SO IT'S ALMOST EXPECTED AT THIS POINT! .gOOD TO KNOW YOU'RE SETTLING IN!!!!!

[broadcaster-duo]

“Yes… Dr. Horizons— Our Horizons is our mission commander, I used to be very close with him.”

…

“I think their communications are fried, we lost transmission signals a while ago.”

“As for Galileo—

“Fuck that guy.”

“…We haven’t heard much from her since space exploration died out. Juno doesn’t care for them much—

“I can probably attest they’re not as fun as ya seem, sounds like this’ll be interesting.”

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.dOCTOR!?!?! hOW PRESTIGOUS... .i DON'T EVEN HAVE AN ASSOCIATES!!!!!!!! . . .mAN WHAT AM i TALKING ABOUT i CAN'T EVEN GO TO SCHOOL . . . . . .sORRY ABOUT THAT. . .aH, GOTCHA. aS FOR MY(?) gALILEO, HE'S A GREAT PERSON! .hE'S DEPENDABLE AND PATIENT .iF ONLY HE COULD USE SOME OF THAT PATIENCE ON THEMSELF... . . .hELL YEAH i'M FUN!!!! wOOH!!!!!!!!!

[broadcaster-duo]

“Trust me you don’t wanna go to school. Went to a makeshift NASA education center, was a nightmare…”

“…I don’t actually think Horizons has a Doctorate.”

“He’s very smart don’t get me wrong, but I think this is more of a programmed in situation.”

“Galileo… What can I recall about her…

She was always… ruthlessly pragmatic, and very authoritative. I don’t think I ever saw her not working.”

…

“…But she always seemed to have a soft spot for me.”

“That’s because you came after me.”

“Don’t fucking start this again.”

“…Whatever.”

…

“Hah… Uhm, I agree with Juno, though. You seem rather lively!”

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.aH.......... .wELL, i'LL TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT!!!! .sO IT'S LIKE A TECHNICALITY OF SORTS??? sTILL, THAT'S A SICK TITLE TO HAVE... . . . . .hUH. yEAH, DIFFERENT FROM MY gALI. . .oH BOY UH . . . . . . . . .i'M SURE THERE ARE OTHERS MUCH MORE ENERGETIC, AHAH . .hAVE ANY FAVORITE FOODS?? .i SAW YOU GUYS HAVE ACTUAL BODIES .cAN THOSE. lIKE. eAT?? pROBABLY NOT.....

[broadcaster-duo]

[ There’s a very evident tenseness in the room, Osiris is fidgeting with his hands more evidently. Juno is pacing ]

“Ah. Well.”

“We can eat, actually. It’s impressive how lifelike we were made…”

“I love those pizza puff things from Little Caesar’s, or a good grilled cheese.”

…

“Chicken nugget lunchables and dreamsicle cream soda faygo.”

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. . . . . . .nO FUCKING WAY. .lUCKY DUCKS????? .hELLO??? .i'D KILL FOR HUMAN BODIES, MAN!!! .mETAPHORICALLY, OF COURSE, BUT THE THOUGHT STILL STANDS!!!!!! .hOW DO THEY TASTE?? i CAN ONLY IMAGINE THE TEXTURES AND SUCH...... .aAH... . . .aHEM. .i LIKE MAC N CHEESE .oR ANYTHING CHEESE, REALLY .nOT VERY PICKY WHEN IT COMES TO THAT!

[broadcaster-duo]

“Oh, it’s delicious!”

“Don’t get Rexy started on food— Oh god.”

“It’s great! The texture and taste work so well together unlike other meals I’ve tried, it’s a neutral and reliable dish—

“We’re gonna be here for HOURS.”

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.oH, MAN, i'M SO JEALOUS!! .hAVE YOU TRIED OUT ANY COMBOS?? wEIRD ONES, OR JUST TAME STUFF???? .oUUGHHH .hE CAN TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT i HAVE TO HEAR ABOUT THIS

[broadcaster-duo]

“Oh GODDDD— OH. WAIT. COMBOS?”

“Oh god no.”

“hEAHAHAHAH —

REX. REXY..”

“OH GOD.”

“TELL HORI ABOUT THE BET.”

“OKAY. OKAY I’M GETTING TO IT GOD DAMN.”

…

“I lost a sports bet once with Juno.”

“Hehe.”

“My punishment… Well, he made me eat one of those disgusting, soggy and rubbery chickens nuggets from those lunchables he likes…”

“…Dipped in cold salsa.”

“YOU SHOULDA SEEN HER FACE. IT WAS GREAT.”

“I almost threw up.”

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.oH. mY. gOD?????? .fFFFTTAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAA????!??? .oH, THAT SOUNDS LIKE A SENSORY NIGHTMARE!!! .wOULD'VE HATED TO BE YOU, BUT THAT SOUNDS SO FUNNY .hOLY CRAP .oUGH. .sORRY ABOUT THAT, jUNO, AHAH

[broadcaster-duo]

“That’s gotta be the best thing humans have made. Foods that go horrible together.”

“And ya can torment ya friends with them!”

“Now you’re just rubbing it in…”

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.fUCK YEAH!!! .sOMETIMES i REWATCH THAT ONE OOOOOOLD diSNEY FILM .wHAT WAS IT .tHE ONE WITH THE RAT . .aNYWAY THE SCENE WHERE HE EXPERIMENTS WITH EATING THE CHEESE AND THE STRAWBERRY IS MESMERIZING TO ME, MAN .iF i COULD EXPERIENCE EVEN A HALF OF THAT....... . . . . . . .sORRY, i THINK i'M GOING IN CIRCLES

[broadcaster-duo]

“Well hey, ya made a solid comparison that is what trying food for the first time was like!”

“…Since getting back to earth, anyways.”

“…It’s fun to find out food combinations that work, I’ll admit.”

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.fIGURED SO! .i'LL REWATCH IT SOMETIME. THEN .mAYBE DUSTY AND dISC WOULDN'T MIND THAT AS OUR MOVIE NIGHT PICK THIS TIME AROUND, AHAH... . . . .

[broadcaster-duo]

“Yeah it’s a great movie—

Aww, wait a sec.”

“Hm?— Hold on what happened I wasn’t paying attention.”

“Ya got partners? Good for you. Guess love really does conquer all in immortality.”

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.yEAH, IT IS!!!!

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.uH

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.w

.wELL!!!!!! i MEAN?????? uUUHHH

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.dISC, i MEAN, dscovr, IS MY PARTNER, BUT

.sTARDUST'S..........

.

.iT'S KINDA COMPLICATED??????? i DON'T KNOW

.mY FRIENDS SAY THAT IT'S LIKE WE'RE ALREADY DATING, BUT....

.aHAHAHAHAH.......

[broadcaster-duo]

“Complicated… Hah. Know how that feels.”

…?

“I’m glad ya got Dscovr, we can all use some companionship in immortality.”

“Hope they enjoy the movie night suggestion too, I think they’ll love it.”

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.aHAH.

.

.yEAH, i THINK THEY WILL

.aNYTHING'S BETTER THAN DISC'S SIX HOUR RECORDING OF pHILOMENA cUNK FOR THE THIRD TIME...........

[broadcaster-duo]

“Oh, do ya’ll like horror movies?”

“The Fear Street trilogy is my favorite—“

“Because you like cliche slasher films that suck.”

“OH SORRYYYY it’s not psychological horror enough for you. This guy. Most intense movie he can handle is Project Hail Mary and then he starts gettin’ scared.”

— ?!

THAT IS NOT TRUE.”

“You see how he got defensive? It’s totally true.”

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.oH! .wE HAVEN'T WATCHED ONE IN A WHILE... .i CAN DISCUSS IT WITH THEM??? .tHOUGH, IT SEEMS oSIRIS ISN'T FOND OF THEM... .tHAT'S OK!! .hONESTLY, i GET SQUEAMISH WHENEVER i WATCH MOVIES WITH STALKERS IN THEM . .dON'T REALLY LIKE THE FEELING OF BEING WATCHED, AHAH.

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.cALIFORNIA GIRLS .wE'RE UNFORGETTABLE .dAISY DUKES, BIKINIS ON TOP .sUNKISSED SKIN .sO HOT .wE'LL MELT YOUR POPSCICLES .wOAH-OH-OH OH-OH, WOAH-OH-OH OH-OHHHHHH.....

[stardust-next]

.California girls, we're undeniable, .Fine, fresh, fierce, we've got it on lock, .West coast represent, now put your hands up, .Whoa, oh-oh, oh, whoa, oh-oh-oh...

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.aYYYYY!!!! . . . . .wAIT . .oH, CRUD, HI DUSTY!!!! .cAUGHT ME IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING, IT SEEMS, AHAH....

[stardust-next]

.Sorry if I interrupted you, it is an extremely catchy song and you have a beautiful voice. .Ahem! Right! I will, uh, go now, if that is alright, I still have a few more important calls to make. Sorry again for intruding.

.Haha... It was adorable, though.

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.nO, NO, DON'T YOU SKITTER AWAY NOW, MISTER!!!

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.i UH

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.yOU HAVE A NICE VOICE, TOO. i MEAN, i HEARD YOU SINGING EARLIER, AND i THOUGHT IT WAS REALLY, REALLY NICE AND JUST

.

.

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.aDORABLE????????????????????????

[dscovr2015]

.yall were SINGING??? without ME???? oh fuck you two

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.mY BAD, dISCIE........... eHEHEHEHEH....

[dscovr2015]

.”my bad” she says… i KNOW youre not sorry

[horizonline28928]

.i AM, i SWEAR.........

[dscovr2015]

.you two were BONDING about it too…. meh meh meh adorable this adorable that

[horizonline28928]

.yEAH OK WHAT WAS i SUPPOSED TO DO ABOUT THAT PART

[dscovr2015]

.explode or something

[horizonline28928]

.i'D RATHER NOT????

[dscovr2015]

.kaboom kablooey kablam

[horizonline28928]

.oNOMATOPOEIA'ING NOW, i SEE

.gOD THAT'S A FUCKED UP WORD

[dscovr2015]

.i can think of more fucked up things

[horizonline28928]

.uH HUH

.lIKE WHAT?

[dscovr2015]

.bro have tou seen english pouters their neck is fucming huge its crazy and like theyve been bred to be like that its like the pug of birds

[horizonline28928]

.nO ACTUALLY ONE SEC

.

.oH WHAT THE FUCK THOSE THINGS ARE FUCKED UP................

.mAN i WAS THINKING THE OTHER KIND OF FUCKED BUT THIS IS JUST...... oK.......

[dscovr2015]

.yeah like

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.other kind of fucked?

.

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.IM STUPID

[horizonline28928]

.pFFFTTTHAAHAHAHAHHAGAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA

[dscovr2015]

.dont you laugh???!!!!???!! thats nkt funny! !!!!!!!

[horizonline28928]

.yOU'D

.aHAHAHAHA

.yOU'D BE SURPRISED...

[dscovr2015]

.no????!!!!!!’??!!?!!

[horizonline28928]

. :)

[dscovr2015]

.stop smiling!!!! fuckin asshole!!!!!!!!

[horizonline28928]

. :)))))))))))))))

[dscovr2015]

. >:(!!!!!!!!!

[horizonline28928]

.dAAW, YOU'RE POUTING........

[dscovr2015]

.fuck you man…. meanie

[horizonline28928]

.eHEHEH.

[dscovr2015]

.shaking my head at you right now… youre so rude, darling…

[horizonline28928]

.wh

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.oH, YOU REALLY WANNA PULL THAT CARD, BABY?

[dscovr2015]

.

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.hh

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.ahah

.dunno

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.eHEH. .sOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT.

[franz-bauch-foto]

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